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_Cabal_ 62 points ago +62 / -0

LMAO He downgraded Atlantic from second rate to third rate within the same press conference

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jormungandr 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmfao!

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aveydey 8 points ago +8 / -0

I loved that so much!

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Varkhond 7 points ago +7 / -0

I really enjoyed this wholesome roast. :D

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sustainable_saltmine 36 points ago +36 / -0

I will not be distancing or wearing a mask at both family events I'm attending this weekend.

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mikejones 10 points ago +10 / -0

Some of my relatives went to a funeral and masks weren't required. My aunt, uncle and cousin got coronavirus. 2 barely could tell anything was wrong till they got a test and the 3rd lost sense of smell otherwise didn't have much symptoms and all are doing fine now.

It's worth the risk.

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Reddit_is_for_cucks 4 points ago +4 / -0

the 3rd lost sense of smell

Out of curiosity, was it a temporary loss or is it still persisting?

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mikejones 5 points ago +5 / -0

temporary loss

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EvanOnTheFly 4 points ago +4 / -0

I've been sick three times since March. I've lost taste and smell all three times, but different symptoms each time.

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highenergywinning 32 points ago +33 / -1

END THE FUCKING BULLSHIT MASK MANDATES!

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deleted 13 points ago +13 / -0
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Tomboy_Patriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Nancy Pelosi Approves

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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highenergywinning 7 points ago +7 / -0

ive had workers at my house all last month. no one wore a mask

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 10 points ago +10 / -0

TELL YOUR GOVERNOR

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highenergywinning 7 points ago +7 / -0

Have. Our Gov is a fucking dopey fucktard

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 3 points ago +3 / -0

Welp it's how our country works. We don't want fed over reaching its powers.

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highenergywinning 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes. Its why we're selling our house and moving to a red state

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have a nice lot open next to mine for sale. I don't own it. Sits on a beautiful lake and near a regional airport. Schools are open, masks are not required. Come on down!

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highenergywinning 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds amazing

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +1 / -0

North Carolina

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FireannDireach 7 points ago +8 / -1

Masks are an inconvenience. Let people go back to work, even wearing masks. If you have secondary issues like obesity or old age that put you in at risk, then stay home. After the CDC numbers there is no reason to keep young, healthy people cooped up.

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Thedaythe_redditdied 11 points ago +11 / -0

Masks are a control device.

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trumpORbust 3 points ago +3 / -0

Burka training

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TexasJack 27 points ago +27 / -0

Can't understand a fucking word of that but, yeah, we love India.

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mikejones 22 points ago +22 / -0

Biden gets kid level questions.

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sustainable_saltmine 22 points ago +22 / -0

27k watching RSBN, 13K WH feed

On a Friday
at 5pm ET
Labor Day Weekend.

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zerosmokescreen 21 points ago +21 / -0

"Next year we're going to have a year that was better than last year"

TIME TRAVELER CONFIRMED

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FireannDireach 21 points ago +21 / -0

He did it. Finally. He called out Biden's lack of opposing Antifa, and called Antifa a terrorist organization.

CALL BLM A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION, MR. PRESIDENT. IT'S TIME.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 4 points ago +4 / -0

They are definitely organized.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 21 points ago +21 / -0

Ooooo, hahaha! Meant for a child and the reporters were in on it.

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clevertakes 6 points ago +6 / -0

priceless!

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knightofday 20 points ago +20 / -0

I love this man, he handles them like hes scolding children

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CornpopsRainBarrel 11 points ago +11 / -0

Because he is.

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USMC_Capt 20 points ago +20 / -0

FUCK THE MEDIA.

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_Cabal_ 20 points ago +20 / -0

Thanks for helping us hunt down the militant wing of your political party, media.

VICE btfo

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mercynurse 5 points ago +5 / -0

US Marshall’s killed one of your supporters

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ThurstonHowell3rd 19 points ago +19 / -0

"Smiles on faces of reporters... <GEOTUS points> not like you and you."

LOL.

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Hedonismbot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol and they are most likely masked as he’s saying that too which is the extra LOL. I can just see their eyebrows raising like the angry NPC face when they encounter logic, science, or truth.

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_Cabal_ 18 points ago +18 / -0

LOL Trump using press conferences to trash Biden is the best

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aveydey 18 points ago +18 / -0

I love how he was saying “second rate magazine” and then moved on to “third rate magazine” LMFAO I love him.

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Timmy100 8 points ago +8 / -0

A lot can happen in a minute!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 18 points ago +18 / -0

He’s smart for leaving, they would’ve just kept asking about the Atlantic HOAX. Smart man! Dems are EVIL for wanting to release all the criminals!!!!!!

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Ithrowawaay 17 points ago +17 / -0

Biden has a “plan” that he won’t disclose.

GEOTUS HAS THE RESULTS.

Get fucked, Joe!

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Dckman 17 points ago +17 / -0

Yeah, what about it?

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MassRelay 10 points ago +10 / -0

First question and I'm cracking up.

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dunedan 8 points ago +8 / -0

Quote of the day

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NormaJeanRocks 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's so sick of these stupid fucking questions, it shows

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_Cabal_ 16 points ago +16 / -0

ALL THE PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN WRONG ON EVERYTHING ARE PROJECTING THAT EVERYONE WILL DIE

WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS, MR. PRESIDENT?!?!?!

WIPES DROOLING FROTH

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FireannDireach 16 points ago +16 / -0

Deleware cops going to Trump. I am just so tired of winning. It's getting embarrassing, winning so much.

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CarpenterRichard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hang in there! 👍

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Woohan 6 points ago +6 / -0

Delaware, home of Hidin Biden. We can't stop winning, and he can't stop losing.

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Dres 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't stop yet. Remember 'red mirage'. And Facebook gonna be banning anyone on the right that posts the truth.

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Woohan 16 points ago +16 / -0

Second rate magazine. Wait, THIRD RATE MAGAZINE. Hahaha

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PandoraBoxed 15 points ago +18 / -3

Trump just seemed sad today at the presser.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 17 points ago +17 / -0

I guarantee he's very upset about that bullshit Atlantic article. I'd be upset too if I were him, to be slandered about something like that, it's fucking unreal the media can just say baseless bullshit like that cause "anonymous sources".

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Kekintosh2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nancy Pelosi almost killed Kung Flu with the normies, and Drumph hit 52% approval. That's the new hoax threshold. Literally every time.

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KAGALOSAURUS 12 points ago +12 / -0

I think dealing with these people bores him

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wartooth6 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or getting really old

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha no he didn't. But every presser the trolls reveal themselves with these comments.

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TriathlonTodd3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Serious business GEOTUS has a more muted style than Rally GEOTUS. He knows how to adapt to the conditions necessary.

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_Cabal_ 15 points ago +16 / -1

Kudlow is talking about economics and math. He just lost the press pool entirely.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 14 points ago +14 / -0

I wonder if reporters will complain again about "rushing' a vaccine that might be dangerous. That was fun yesterday.

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_Cabal_ 14 points ago +14 / -0

BIDEN IS A CHILD

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lurkwellmyfriends 4 points ago +4 / -0

Media first. That's an absolute.Hell, we'd probably get help from the other side.

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FireannDireach 13 points ago +14 / -1

There's that thing I always like about Trump - he honestly likes people. He has healthy, friendly relationships with people. When did you ever see Biden, or Hillary, or Obama bs with a friend like that? Or just be nice to someone, to be nice? Hillary's whole history is hiding behind security, same for Obama, unless it's a staged photo op.

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Dueler312 13 points ago +13 / -0

Larry Kudlow explaining the economy real well here.

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Ithrowawaay 6 points ago +6 / -0

Still went right over the MSMs heads

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blukid 13 points ago +13 / -0

someone please get a fucking translator

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sustainable_saltmine 6 points ago +6 / -0

they already do

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Tomboy_Patriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

and chew on meth

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 1 point ago +1 / -0

They Smoke Dick

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linereddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Harris's job.

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Chopblock 13 points ago +13 / -0

Nothing improves my mood more than a POTUS press conference by GEOTUS

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Shadilady 5 points ago +5 / -0

they have to be, or mail voting is off the table

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Ithrowawaay 13 points ago +13 / -0

CNN: Trump antagonizes Gov. Cuomo, threatening to “take out New York”

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Ronald_Dregan 13 points ago +14 / -1

LOL. Daddy cut the greasy fatass off before he could finish his statement disguised as a question. Bwaha!

EDIT: who is this fatty?

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bobobob 12 points ago +12 / -0

Many of these cases were due to some tests using high amplification cycles which detect viral particles that pose no risk of infection. From the NYT themselves: https://archive.is/oTiRH

"up to 90 percent of people testing positive carried barely any virus, a review by The Times found."

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Just added that to my existing hundred bookmarks to stories of how covid isn't as bad as we're being led to believe.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow!!!!!!!!!

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TexasJack 12 points ago +12 / -0

A Russian poisoned another Russian. Not our problem.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 6 points ago +6 / -0

The hairdresser set it up!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trump is the Peace President.

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DrDT 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah, what about it?

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HyperCarbs 4 points ago +4 / -0

CNN usually turns off the fucking camera. Can't take the heat.

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Ez_mac 11 points ago +11 / -0

Pros of working from home: day drinking and watching the President spank the press. Happy Labor Day weekend everyone!

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The_Litehaus_Abides 11 points ago +11 / -0

John Kelly is a damn traitor.

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The_Litehaus_Abides 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't you hate when they're wrong but won't back down?

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FireannDireach 11 points ago +11 / -0

It just kills me, how much Trump is doing to get things done in the world, without threatening war. Hillary and Obama wanted to go to war with Russia - Trump is actively trying to avoid war, but he gets no credit. With Putin in office, we'll never have 'normal" relations with them, and will always be on alert with them, but we're so far from the tensions of the cold war. We don't need a shooting war with them - and we can deal with China without getting into a shooting war.

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findthewarmspot 11 points ago +11 / -0

I hate these projections. Let me know the actual number when it’s Jan 1.

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AmericaFirstMAGA88 11 points ago +11 / -0

Just a daily press briefing and President Trump gets 100x more views than literally any hiden event ever..

M5m: "..but muh polls! Muh polls with oversampled dems-"

AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WEW LADDY LMAOOOOO WEW

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Flipbarryfromreddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep! And Fox always cuts away from him just like they cut away from all the speakers at the RNC- that’s why I love OAN, Bc they never cut away!

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popton 11 points ago +11 / -0

"They had smiles, not like you.. and you." hahahahahahahaha

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Ronald_Dregan 2 points ago +3 / -1

LMAO!!!!! Ha. That was hilarious!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

What a GREAT question ab the deleware cops endorsing Trump instead of Biden. Who asked that and who does she work for? I would say OAN needs to snatch her up but it’s good seeing unbiased, media questions in the rest of media. As President Trump says- it goes to show you how pathetic the Dems are that their candidate’s home state’s cops aren’t even endorsing Biden

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veteran299 1 point ago +2 / -1

dont know her name but i think she used to be a regular guest on the old show "red eye" with gred gutfeld and TV's andy levy

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thank you pede!

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veteran299 0 points ago +1 / -1

trying to find her name now

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Ex-libtard 11 points ago +11 / -0

Eat shit

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robertroberts 10 points ago +10 / -0

way more coherent than joe hiden but dear god trump knows how to ramble

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FireannDireach 10 points ago +10 / -0

"The people that control him"

ONE OF US

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magaparty 10 points ago +10 / -0

We should really acknowledge how available our POTUS is to the press, in addition to the frequent press beatings. We can't stop winning, folks!