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Jackhererer 50 points ago +51 / -1

Should start dropping them in the middle of the pacific. If they survive then kudos to them.

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SwampMonsterJesus 34 points ago +36 / -2

I've always said that the border should have a PPV event where they have to cross the craziest obstacles to reach the US. Like you know how there's American Ninja Warrior and Wipeout? I want that stuff but cranked up to 11. If you make it over without falling, you get citizenship.

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Jackhererer 19 points ago +19 / -0

MXE x 10000000!!!! I'd be down to see that as well. Would beat anything pedowood could come out with.

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kingship76 12 points ago +12 / -0

Guy LaDouche is ready!

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Six_z3r0 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oooooo, Guy like...

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Cody_Travers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right you are, Ken.

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SwampMonsterJesus 7 points ago +7 / -0

Of course there's gotta be a fat dude in a lucha mask.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 2 points ago +2 / -0

MOST EXTREME ELIMINATION CHALLENGE Border Wall Edition!

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FormerGraveheart 13 points ago +14 / -1

If you make it over without falling, you get citizenship.

Fuck that.

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unicornpoop 5 points ago +5 / -0

If you make it over without falling, you get A $20 AMAZON GIFT CARD.

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thingaboutarsenal 13 points ago +13 / -0

Have liberals on the US side, give them fire hoses and pepper spray. Assign an immigrant to a liberal. Your immigrant gets over, you're now a Mexican citizen and Juan takes your life, SSN, identity and everything (although they'd be excited for him to fuck their woman). It would be amazing to watch the liberals snap out of their cognitive dissonance and actually fight to keep their cushy lifestyle in a country they know is fucking awesome.

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thingaboutarsenal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Brilliant, let's pitch it. We could take NFL and NBA market share right now. Strike while the iron is hot.

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HntrBidensCokeDealer 7 points ago +7 / -0

How about if they make it over we give them a medal, make it more difficult of a course, then send their ass back?

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 6 points ago +7 / -1

If you make it, you automatically get drafted into military service, THEN you get citizenship after your tour.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

This might be the path to citizenship for dreamers

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 3 points ago +4 / -1

Absolutely no problem with that. If they wish to serve to protect our nation from foreign and domestic threats, then they are worthy of citizenship.

4 Years is a fast-track compared to how long it takes normally.

My (now ex) girlfriend was a Canadian citizen living in the US for over 10 years before she got a chance to take the citizenship test. It takes a long time.

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PepeHelicopterTours 6 points ago +6 / -0

The trick is to use an aerial vehicle.

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ThusAlwaysToTyrants 4 points ago +4 / -0

No wey

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ADAM_SCHITT 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bad hombres

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Pepe_Vult 1 point ago +1 / -0

ICE ICE baby

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kekkk 17 points ago +18 / -1

These may seem like small arrest numbers, but let me tell you folks, it will deter illegals from trying to vote in NC.

Definitely a big one Trump is trying to flip.

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WillowWynde 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly, they are small numbers and don't even come close to the large amount of illegals that voted during the 2016 elections here in NC. I loathe all of the transplants with their leftist politics for infesting what was once a beautiful state.

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Long_time_lurker 5 points ago +5 / -0

Have you ever noticed that the left is against every means of making the police more effective at their jobs? And why a pedophile, a rapist and a thief would be protesting the police for Antifa? Also, it's weird that they don't care about this "foreign election interference" isn't it?

It's almost like there's a connection here... I wonder what it could be.

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 47 points ago +47 / -0

It NeVeR hApPeNs NaZi!!

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trozz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hell, these specific “small amounts” could have easily affected millions. A few single votes that were never supposed to have been or voter rolls being sabotaged would be all it would have taken for entire counties to have been negatively affected for decades.

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Wolverine 9 points ago +9 / -0

One former president would never encourage voting fraud: https://streamable.com/ikr0d7

/S

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Brucesky420 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Voter ID is voter suppression and it's racist! Don't you know black people aren't smart enough to get an ID?!?!"

Not even an exaggeration, this is what they actually say out loud - they think black people are too dumb to take care of themselves. "They're not informed" "they're not aware of how it works". Projecting their racism as always

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Afrikaner_Vrystaat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Such a retarded take. India is the world's most populous democracy and it's filled with poor browns. Guess what, they have voter ID.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 47 points ago +47 / -0

We are the most advanced country in the world and our elections have shittier integrity than some third world countries. Feels bad man.

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BishopofBlackpool 17 points ago +17 / -0

It isn't great when countries where voters get their fingers stained with ink have more trustworthy elections.

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StillplayenSometimes 10 points ago +10 / -0

Bro, please stop, blacks are too stupid to get IDs, you're just further pushing systematic racism by wanting to institute that. Please stop. Please

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Greg-2012 8 points ago +8 / -0

The whole system definitely needs an overhaul, but 2 months from an election ain't going to happen. It will have to happen after the election, while we are fighting over the results.

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Greg-2012 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thanks to fraud, Trump will be a 1 term president

We're gonna have to contest it, marching in the streets if required. It will be easy to prove due to the massive amount. After the 1,000th dead person voting is proven, Americans will revolt.

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1776ThereIsaidIt 4 points ago +4 / -0

There is a constitutional issue to be raised with that shit. The general election for president is mandated by the Constitution to occur on the first Tuesday in November every 4 years. Nothing about early voting as it was to be in person. I don't even think absentee voting is really constitutional but since there are stringent safeguards in place for absentee voting and identity verification it has usually not been a problem. They steal this election, it's time to react.

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Thep1mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

And then.... we show them what happens when patriots “resist”. I promise that we won’t be as peaceful as we have before. Now people understand the game and the rules. Shit is definitely different now. Buy guns and ammo and stack it deep.

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humped2424 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean Wtv we might lose the democrat states like California Washington Oregon jersey and Colorado sending ballots to everyone But not necessarily we will lose the election

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seejayem 8 points ago +8 / -0

how in the hell do we not have universal voter ID laws

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ChrisSuperDude 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cause universal voter ID laws are racist and have been historically used to oppress minority groups going all the way back to the old timey days of 2014.

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USMC_Capt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Even Iraq has it better. Is indelible ink wwaaaaacist?

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WassermanSchultz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Indelible in my hippocampus.

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Psilocybik 2 points ago +2 / -0

Umm yikes sweaty, clearly black people are too stupid and poor to get an ID. Please take your bigoted speech back to TD, caterpillar!

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donaldschwarzenegger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Its not incompetency its betrayal from within. Fraud by design and "legal" loopholes

It rubs me the wrong way when people try to say its the former.

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Pepe_Vult 23 points ago +23 / -0

Without looking i bet they're democrats

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GuruNemesis 17 points ago +17 / -0

There's a Cuban and an Israeli on the list, so don't be too sure.

Bottom line is I don't care who you vote for, citizens only.

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Comanche_Moon 19 points ago +19 / -0

Toss them over the wall.

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muy_libre 11 points ago +11 / -0

Catapult.

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SwampMonsterJesus 12 points ago +12 / -0

Trebuchet is the superior siege weapon, fren.

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muy_libre 11 points ago +11 / -0

Holy shit, I’ve got some really fucked up meme ideas. Might have get drunk and busy with photoshop tonight.

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SwampMonsterJesus 8 points ago +8 / -0

The best kind of photoshop nights.

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USMC_Capt 3 points ago +3 / -0

Propose to Border Patrol, please!

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lifeisahologram 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey man, Trump uses Airforce one now so his helicopter is available nudge nudge

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GulagDweller 19 points ago +19 / -0

There are millions of illegals out there voting, especially in states where you can show up on election day and register without time to vet the information/voter. That is how the NH Governor won the last election, 6,000 votes most of which they can't verify the voters info. It's like they don't exist now. The race was won by a mere 1,000 votes,

This is just the tip of the iceberg regarding voter fraud..

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Ghostphaez 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now do California.

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Valensiakol 5 points ago +5 / -0

We don't have enough prisons for that.

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Ghostphaez 8 points ago +8 / -0

We can build catapults pointed at Mexico, though.

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USMC_Capt 6 points ago +6 / -0

Catch: And RELEASE!

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Ghostphaez 1 point ago +1 / -0

Haha...yep!

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downwithcommies 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah send those criminals up to Canada

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phlashmanusa1 12 points ago +12 / -0

Now lets hope they get some time for it...BEFORE they kick them!!!!

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pmurTJdlanoD 7 points ago +7 / -0

We need to make a deal with their governments prisons, fuck spending money on that here

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phlashmanusa1 2 points ago +2 / -0

So much the better.............

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Siteless_Vagrant 9 points ago +9 / -0

This PROVES dems want open borders for voter fraud.

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Cough 9 points ago +9 / -0

Probably English challenged immigrants tricked by Democrats to vote. Seen many Dems try to get people outside the asian market to register to vote. They don't care about your residence status and will lie day and night to get you to vote. Try calling the police on them but none ever show up.

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bidensniffingkids 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yep. Based on their ages (and that fact they're aliens), they are much more likely to not know English. What's the risk for the Democrats signing them up? If they don't get caught, free votes! If they do get caught, abolish ICE!

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Cough 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yep, just pawns in the Democrats quest for power. Using minorities for their goals. They never change.

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STEVE_HUFFMANS_BULL 8 points ago +8 / -0

Anyone else get the feeling that our October Surprise will be particularly spicy this year?

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NotSpyRussian 1 point ago +1 / -0

They don't have to go back to their spaceship but they can't stay here...

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +2 / -2

Not at all .

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hillaryforprison 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cool not only are they illegal they commit more crimes when here. A++ Democrats perfect base.

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muy_libre 5 points ago +5 / -0

Get ‘em out!!!

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Valensiakol 5 points ago +5 / -0

Has someone compiled a good list of all the individual verified reports of voter fraud over the past few years? I really need something I can just copy-paste to retards who still say voter fraud isn't real.

Posting a single example like this doesn't work, they just brush it off as a "single incident."

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NocturnalPatrol 5 points ago +5 / -0

Unless a stop was put to it, I don't care all that much. I just want to live in a country that has law. Is that too much to ask?

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Valensiakol 3 points ago +3 / -0

"yOu SoUnD lIkE a DiRtY fAsCiSt!!"

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MAGAPig 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is a major problem in NC. It’s not purple if only Americans vote.

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GoldwaterVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

FROM SIXTEEN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!!!!

IT'S NOT JUST MEXICANS!!!

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America_No_1 4 points ago +4 / -0

These are the people that shit on the USA after giving them the opportunity of freedom and a better life in one of the few countries that allows and promotes it:

Francisco Antonio-Aguirre, age 64, Guatemala

Roob Kaur Atar-Singh, age 57, Malaysia

Rosalva Negrete-Toledo, aka Rosalva Cortes, age 65, Mexico

Dave Delano Virgil, age 57, Tobago

Eloy Alberto Zayas-Berrier, age 70, Cuba

Emmanuel Olakunle Atoyebi, age 31, Nigeria

Mokhtar Qaid Ahmed Gulaimid, age 48, Yemen

Ismay Prudence Kathleen James, age 54, Bermuda

Donald Christian Martyn, age 44, Sierra Leone

Chaim Pinto, age 68, Israel

John Andrew Rapsky, age 54, Canada

Baijoo Pottakulath Thomas, age 58, India

Shuqin Yin, age 54, China

Chirong Yin Billings, aka Chirong Cummings, age 56, China

Henry Alberto Araya-Vega, age 52, Costa Rica

Rufina Concho-Locklear, age 82, Mexico

Alberto Damaize-Job, aka Alberto Damaize, age 73, Nicaragua

Armando Nava-Juarez, aka Armando Nava, age 51, Mexico

Manuel Efrain Valladares, age 48, El Salvador

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humped2424 5 points ago +5 / -0

The amount of illegals that live here is probably freightning

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

19? Those aren't even rookie-level numbers.

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Pumpingiron_Patriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

Shit...2020 and I saw "aliens" in the headlines...and i was like..come on man...

Seriously though, alien invasion seems the only way this world will unify..i don't see any other way

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Polks_Corps 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should be more like 20k

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Reddit_is_Deddit 0 points ago +1 / -1

That's a weird way of spelling 20 million.

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hypebeast420 3 points ago +3 / -0

Now THIS is the type of foreign election meddling we should be worried about. If Republicans are smart, they'd cut an ad asking why Biden isn't denouncing foreign meddling such as this.

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montanapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Catching them before they can interfere with the legitimate mail in election. Whew.

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eatonfools 3 points ago +3 / -0

Deja Vu

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BeTransformed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder many times each of them voted. 😡

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Strike_Eagle784 2 points ago +2 / -0

And people say we don't have a voter fraud problem.

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unicornpoop 2 points ago +2 / -0

So only 29,999,981 aliens to go?

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GorillaWarfare 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not surprising at all, considering Cooper is only governor due to last-minute "found ballots" (That all happened to be 100% for him) in Durham.

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stop_the_corruption 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should be a federal death penalty

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 2 points ago +2 / -0

I got a neighbor across the street who does this. He is a Marxist lazy ass. How do I turn him in?

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Am happy when seeing "aliens" in the news.

Then quickly remember they are not humorous galactic tourists like Alf.

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Slash78 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not surprising.. in that area of the state there was a lot of wackiness in 2016 especially in the governor's race. Cooper's win was honestly tainted.. he didn't beat Pat without Durham's BS. They found a couple of things ahead of time but no one pursued it like they should have done.

Honestly there's a whole lot of shenanigans waiting to be uncovered in NC.. I remember around that same time one of the big 3A Football programs near Burlington had to forfeit games because they had an illegal alien playing ball but didn't know it. He was a part of a human trafficking ring that took kids from other countries and brought them over here.. it was crazy. He had legit looking paper work and everything. Yet the story just disappeared away. Here's an article about it:

https://greensboro.com/news/crime/student-athlete-investigation-turns-focus-on-child-trafficking-and-voter/article_e40b3ab7-1ed6-5998-90b0-0ab0dffe82c9.html

I'm sure this happens more than what people realize sadly.

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Sodium_miner 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t Mexico my North Carolina!

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Tripin 1 point ago +2 / -1

Probably were only investigating 19. Imagine if they investigated all of them....

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I-Eat-Raw-Spaghetti 1 point ago +1 / -0

inb4 voter fraud never happens

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A300killdozer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dems just lost 19 votes

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SJWsHateUs 1 point ago +1 / -0

bUT VoTER frAud DoSEnt eggCYst

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Redpillhope 1 point ago +1 / -0

Voter fraud is so rare and insignificant, c’mon man!

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