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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 27 points ago +27 / -0

My kid did this after we started to take him off breast milk. He would hold a random item.

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Aluminoti 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well they probably want Joe to refrain from cupping secret service wives breasts

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TheAmbulance 19 points ago +19 / -0

He's starting to talk like the guy from office space.. my red stapler guy

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YugeBallsBelieveMe 6 points ago +6 / -0

I... I could set the country on fire

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CisSiberianOrchestra 6 points ago +6 / -0

Milton.

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TheAmbulance 3 points ago +3 / -0

He's not going to make it through the debates. Reminds me of mcstain and dole. only worry is if he falls who is the shoe in.. killary? Vote red November

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KRosen333 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can they change the ticket this late? If Kanye cant be on them why can the dnc change them willy nilly?

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Chuj 16 points ago +16 / -0

It may keep him from exhibiting pill rolling hand movements, a classic sign for Parkinson's

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 5 points ago +5 / -0

The shanghai shivers

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AdamRush 12 points ago +12 / -0

He looks like a corpse

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TheAmbulance 6 points ago +6 / -0

Who died his hair and orange filtered him?

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SuperDuperHypersonic 4 points ago +4 / -0

we've come a long way since the days of chuck e cheese

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sickofaltspin 11 points ago +11 / -0

Bob Dole remembers when Bob Dole used a pen to hide the problems with his hand from fighting Nazis.

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magnokor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bob Dole survived a hundred machine gun hits from the Germans.

Creepy Joe Biden sniffs a hundred children a month.

Bob Dole was also the only Republican President of Presidential Candidate to appear at the 2016 RNC to support Donald Trump.

Certainly thought of Dole when this Biden pen news appeared.

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Why is Creepy Joe doing this?

His handlers know he can't grope people when holding something?

He is part of the Van Buren Gang, and doesn't know it. When he puts his hands and fingers up, he only shows eight, the secret sign?

They test dementia patients by "pen-holding, buttoning, and knotting."

It has a chip in it, so they can track Creepy Joe when he walks away and nobody knows where he is?

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upvote 9 points ago +9 / -0

To hide shaky hands.

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Skygrrrl 7 points ago +7 / -0

my dog walks around with a sock.

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DebbieinDallas 5 points ago +5 / -0

My former cat took a dump right next to my underwear to teach me a lesson

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blackdudeinresidence 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s a delivery system for adrenaline camouflaged as a pen.

Or adrenochrome...

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al45 6 points ago +6 / -0

It probably shocks him when he misreads the teleprompter

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 2 points ago +2 / -0

George soros has the shock button on his desk

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NvCrone 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bob Dole did this after losing the ability to use his right hand from a war injury. It was a reason not to extend his hand to shake hands on greeting and a reminder that he couldn't properly shake hands for others. A gentleman's solution without calling attention to his service.

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GingerMinky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did he have another stroke? Bob Dole did this, why? Couldn’t shake your hand because of a stroke. Biden has had 3? We know of?

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BeerAndCope 2 points ago +2 / -0

OMG. What if Trump gives him one of his classic jerking handshakes at the debate. Biden would probably rattle like crazy and fall over.

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Razehope 4 points ago +5 / -1
  1. It gives him something to do with his hands. Jie last few appearances he didn't really talk with his hands.
  2. It allowss him to wave his thumb. Its kind of a wierd gesture that politicians do. Look at 2016 Tim Kaine talking to people. He did that wierd thumb pointing thing
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nickybops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everything democrats do is propaganda to mask the corpse they propped up as candidate.

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Bonami 2 points ago +2 / -0

Could be his hand has begun to shake, by clutching the pen he holds his hand rigid?

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Conservativenana 1 point ago +1 / -0

People with dementia or Alzheimer’s may show anxiety or agitation through fidgety hands. So having a pen in his hand might be a way for them to keep him calm and from fidgeting. I have also noticed he always has a pen or piece of paper in his hand.

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Gulleyfoyleismyname 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm Bob Dole and I approve this message.