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Kahnja 57 points ago +57 / -0

RIP Mitch

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CmonGubMintGibMe 49 points ago +49 / -0

I write scripts. And I gave a script I wrote to a guy who reads scripts. He said he likes it but I just need to re-write it. I said fuck that, I'll just make a copy!

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Pleepleus 22 points ago +22 / -0

That was so well written to be dumb that my dumbass is laughing.

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fakewhiterage 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s what was great about MH. If anyone else said he’s lines they’d sound dumb as shit

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Kahnja 18 points ago +18 / -0

An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs...sorry for the convenience

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Usernames1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a friend that talks too much. I can barely get a word in. But when I do I say... Do you want some taffy?

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kvothe29 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dufrane party of two

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

“If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit”

-Mitch Hedberg

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah man :/