3461 Your face when you are 5 feet away from Kayleigh McEnany (media.patriots.win) posted 223 days ago by webthing 223 days ago by webthing +3463 / -2 161 comments share 161 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (161) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 49 ▼ – CmonGubMintGibMe 49 points 223 days ago +49 / -0 I write scripts. And I gave a script I wrote to a guy who reads scripts. He said he likes it but I just need to re-write it. I said fuck that, I'll just make a copy! permalink save report block reply ▲ 22 ▼ – Pleepleus 22 points 223 days ago +22 / -0 That was so well written to be dumb that my dumbass is laughing. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – fakewhiterage 6 points 222 days ago +6 / -0 That’s what was great about MH. If anyone else said he’s lines they’d sound dumb as shit permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 18 ▼ – Kahnja 18 points 223 days ago +18 / -0 An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs...sorry for the convenience permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – Usernames1 5 points 223 days ago +5 / -0 I have a friend that talks too much. I can barely get a word in. But when I do I say... Do you want some taffy? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 5 ▼ – kvothe29 5 points 223 days ago +5 / -0 Dufrane party of two permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point 222 days ago +1 / -0 “If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit” -Mitch Hedberg permalink parent save report block reply
I write scripts. And I gave a script I wrote to a guy who reads scripts. He said he likes it but I just need to re-write it. I said fuck that, I'll just make a copy!
That was so well written to be dumb that my dumbass is laughing.
That’s what was great about MH. If anyone else said he’s lines they’d sound dumb as shit
An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs...sorry for the convenience
I have a friend that talks too much. I can barely get a word in. But when I do I say... Do you want some taffy?
Dufrane party of two
“If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit”
-Mitch Hedberg