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Baphomet 196 points ago +197 / -1

Bullshit. No fucking way I’d be facing the other direction.

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Necrovoter 64 points ago +64 / -0

Was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. Enjoy the moment - the memories will last longer than any photos will.

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InarosPrime 51 points ago +51 / -0

If the "memories" last longer than 4 hours, consult your doctor immediately.

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Ocrazio-Cortez 15 points ago +15 / -0

HIGH ENERGY

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Mashiki 7 points ago +7 / -0

I've had memories lasting almost 4 years, I'm hoping for 8.

I'm...I'm not alone in this right?

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Necrovoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

4 more terms!

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Mashiki 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can taste the progressive seething from that already.

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AcAirman 38 points ago +38 / -0

If he turned around so would she.

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Forte 8 points ago +8 / -0

You say that like the view wouldn't still be quite nice

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Flipbarryfromreddit 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂

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doug2 21 points ago +22 / -1

No I took this photo, definitely had to look away my boner was showing.

Disclaimer- This post was based off of anonymous sources familiar with my penis.

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ZeroDeltaTango 13 points ago +13 / -0

Bullshit. No fucking way I’d be facing the other direction.

Bullshit. No fucking way I’d be wearing a mask.

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Kahnja 57 points ago +57 / -0

RIP Mitch

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CmonGubMintGibMe 49 points ago +49 / -0

I write scripts. And I gave a script I wrote to a guy who reads scripts. He said he likes it but I just need to re-write it. I said fuck that, I'll just make a copy!

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Pleepleus 22 points ago +22 / -0

That was so well written to be dumb that my dumbass is laughing.

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fakewhiterage 6 points ago +6 / -0

That’s what was great about MH. If anyone else said he’s lines they’d sound dumb as shit

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Kahnja 18 points ago +18 / -0

An escalator can never be broken, it can only become stairs...sorry for the convenience

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Usernames1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have a friend that talks too much. I can barely get a word in. But when I do I say... Do you want some taffy?

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kvothe29 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dufrane party of two

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

“If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit”

-Mitch Hedberg

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Flipbarryfromreddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah man :/

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trump212121 11 points ago +11 / -0

We have the best women! PATRIOT! KAG

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Pelviskick 6 points ago +6 / -0

I would need a mask on both my heads.

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Trumpede 52 points ago +56 / -4

Stop wearing masks, FFS

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Helmerj 22 points ago +24 / -2

Especially around someone that sniffable.

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Baphomet 27 points ago +27 / -0

Joe! Back in the basement, Joe!

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MaxineWatersGravel 6 points ago +6 / -0

😂

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havax 2 points ago +2 / -0

right!!?? i bet she fills the air with the scent of a thousand strawberry fields.

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CommonSensePill 4 points ago +5 / -1

Yea, at this point, the cat is basically out of the bag.

Even in a blue state, I regularly see older more "traditional" people walking around without masks on and they're the ones who are supposedly "at danger".

No one cares. No one believes it anymore.

I was out working in the peak of the "pandemic" and there were people walking up to us and offering us water and shit and telling us that the covid thing was a scam.

That was MONTHS ago.

Now, the only people who believe Covid was real are the same people who still believe that Christine Blasey Ford was raped by Justice Kavanaugh.

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Rusty_Bungus -2 points ago +2 / -4

Dumbest post of the day. You clearly don't know anyone who caught it.

Tell your bullshit to my coworker whose wife (50s, no comorbidities) who was on a ventilator for 6 weeks and in the hospital for 3...now disabled and will never be the same.

Not hard to avoid this it seems. Do not pick your nose, eyes, mouth, ass, dick, pussy with dirty hands. Wear your mask when it makes sense to do so. Vote Trump in November. Not hard, but not a hoax.

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Turnin_the_frogs_gay 1 point ago +1 / -0

Masks are a talisman for fools.

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Rusty_Bungus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Then go volunteer on the front lines if you aren't afraid. Just run around without a mask AFTER voting Trump. Don't fucking die before you vote for The Boss. That's an order soldier.

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MightyEighth 49 points ago +49 / -0

She’s so hot, but msm won’t focus on actually pretty and intelligent women, just ugly as fuck ones

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Baphomet 19 points ago +19 / -0

It’s all the Left has. I guess it’s an “ugly AND stupid stick”.

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Bigger_igloo 9 points ago +9 / -0

I suppose they had to get a new one eventually. The old one just go SOOO much use over there.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ugly as fuck men* like Big Mike!

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +3 / -2

Never heard you call me ugly when you were sucking on my 12 inch clit

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Examiner717 4 points ago +4 / -0

Am I the only one that's noticed that conservative women are a full 3 to 5 points higher in attractiveness on average than liberal women? I mean it's not even close.

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Forte 4 points ago +4 / -0

MAGA women are the best women and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

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CommonSensePill 1 point ago +1 / -0

And their whole roster of "pretty" women have been groomed since a young age by Hollywood pedophiles like Weinstein and their face pumped full of filler.

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MagaHippie88 42 points ago +44 / -2

Soooo stinkin awesome!!!! That's my girl right there!!!! Shit made my day!! Cheers<3 Maga2020

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MegaMagaManX 11 points ago +15 / -4

Tattoos are shit, prove me wrong?

Some have legit meaning, but the rest signal rebellious individual wannabe's

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Except this "fad" has been around since the dawn of man

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MegaMagaManX 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have a lot of friends with memorialization marks, I get it, but your body isn't a grave marker. Then these bimbo's get scribed with memos with hollow inane ink... Why?

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MegaMagaManX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hennah ftw, y'all's shit fades

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ZeroDeltaTango 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have just one. Huge concept back piece represents US military obliterating communism and islamofascism. It isn't degenerate. It's generate.

It generates tons of positive remarks :)

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MegaMagaManX 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is this relative to the - Insert: person who works paycheck to paycheck, then on Monday shows off hundreds of dollars worth of new tats?

Some ink is well done and particularly badass, but it just seems like a colossal waste of money and time

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mrd92 4 points ago +4 / -0

Geez... I didn't even notice that guy! Had to go back and look again. Still didn't notice. Looked again, and again, and again. Alll I can see is a beautiful blonde girl!

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Notablitheringidiot 24 points ago +31 / -7

Wearing the mask is a little lame bro.

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magabirdlady 1 point ago +4 / -3

Maybe he put it on just for the photo...

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +5 / -4

Still makes him a cuck . Dude needs to lay off the tendies

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PKpwnage 22 points ago +27 / -5

Take off your mask.

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triforce28 15 points ago +16 / -1

Make sure you don't hyperventilate

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NoTimeToBleed 13 points ago +14 / -1

Sarah had her place. Those days are gone. Kayleigh is the new normal.

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streakybacon 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sarah was amazing though. The O.G of female led press beatdowns.

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fakewhiterage 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sarah is the OG

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South_Florida_Guy 12 points ago +12 / -0

Does she smell like vanilla or lilacs or both? Asking for a former VP.

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DixMcCoy 10 points ago +10 / -0

You didn't bring a black binder for her to personally autograph? What were you thinking?!

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chartmerchant 10 points ago +11 / -1

Why are you wearing a fucking mask outside?

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Longhairedzombie 10 points ago +12 / -2

Stop wearing masks they don't do anything besides lower the amount of oxygen you inhale.

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4more 9 points ago +10 / -1

The face you make when you have a boner and all the people around you can feel it.

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Callmethebreeze 2 points ago +2 / -0

Best post of the day

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theAvatar 9 points ago +10 / -1

How considerate of you, protecting her from your Covid with a Chinese kn95

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Psycochico 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought that lady had a dick pic up and ready for show and tell on her phone. Just an unfortunate angle on a triple chin.

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WU_HAN_FRU 2 points ago +2 / -0

You thought she was going to ambush Kayleigh with a highly inappropriate pic? Lol. I guarantee some lefty will do that before this is all over.

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BigMikesBlackCock 1 point ago +2 / -1

Glad I'm not the only one who missed the quad chin . So many fat people

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Tartarian-King 8 points ago +11 / -3

Wearing a face diaper. Nice.

:/

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Mcdaguc 8 points ago +10 / -2

So much will power to look away, far beyond anything I could muster.

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Kfc_and_Watermelon 7 points ago +8 / -1

Should have ate her ass. Just saying

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ShmellyTunaMelt1 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be going biden sniff mode

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magabirdlady 5 points ago +5 / -0

What's on the ladies phone? Oh closer look it's her face..Wow pede you lucky duck!

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GeneralVeers 4 points ago +5 / -1

Divine.

She is the Angel Of Truth. Her gaze reveals the wicked for who they are; her voice sets untruthful reporters on fire. To us, she is Truth and Revelation; to the SJW's, she is Perdition and Damnation.

Amen.

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DrBJTester 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's a snapshot of an archangel, seen in a rare moment without her battle binder. One of the most impressive people on the planet beautiful and kind except when smiting presstitutes. Beloved by pedes and patriots she fights for GETOUS every day and wins!

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TrailerTrashKilla 4 points ago +4 / -0

OP how come no mention of President Trump walking up behind her??

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MudDog 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, so cool!

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h4b1t 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damnit why did I wear swear pants.

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AZTrump2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’m so freakin’ jealous.

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skuls308 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need that face diaper for all the drool!

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TeamGizzy 4 points ago +4 / -0

I bet she smells like confidence. .mmm...

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GravityBounce1976 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'd be looking at her and not my camera, haha.

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pink_virtuoso 3 points ago +3 / -0

She rocks!

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erikc28484 3 points ago +3 / -0

She’s magically brainlicious!

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AcAirman 3 points ago +3 / -0

What in the name of Sodomy is that woman watching on her phone.

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Litterboxer1 4 points ago +4 / -0

It's her face, selfie camera view lol

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Fakename 3 points ago +3 / -0

She so 🎯

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lifeisahologram 3 points ago +3 / -0

She so target?

She so bullseye?

She so dartboard?

She so darts?

She so darts on dartboard?

She so Target logo with cartoon dart?

I don't feel like any of these make clear sense lol

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Fakename 1 point ago +1 / -0

“On point”

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mrcarlos 3 points ago +3 / -0

I made a caricature of Kayleigh today. Let me know what you think: https://mrcarlosjoaquin.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/Kayleigh-1024x1024.jpg

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RetroFili 3 points ago +3 / -0

Your mask got sprung!

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FactsBeforeOpinions 3 points ago +3 / -0

That smirk on your right-wing face says it all. ;-)

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PaigeAshley 3 points ago +3 / -0

The security man back there looks pretty good also!

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GulagDweller 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bottle that! Maybe then force feed it to Libtard Women!

Maybe even put her immunity to "Stupid Liberalism" into a vaccine.

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UncleTrump4Lyfe 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wish I was her