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Harambe 153 points ago +154 / -1

Yup I'm addicted to winning and this is the nexus of win

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KuhlooKuhlay 38 points ago +38 / -0

"The part that really sticks with me is the laughter"

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KuhlooKuhlay 7 points ago +7 / -0

I was quoting "doctor" Christine Blasey Ford in reference to the previous post. The laughter was indelible in the hippocampus.

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Emperorvoid 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think the humor has only waned a bit because of some of the serious shitshow going on. I think there is still plenty of humor, but even more anger watching our country gets destroyed by terrorists.

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Notablitheringidiot 31 points ago +31 / -0

I quit smoking pot because this website gets me higher

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rooftoptendie 13 points ago +15 / -2

I started smoking more because this place gets me amped up and I need doobies to chill.

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JediMasterGandalf 3 points ago +8 / -5

Smoking is for losers and haters. I inject .win straight into my veins.

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Pleepleus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Your name hits just like watching. https://youtu.be/Q7AoK_ksv_s Harry Potter with guns.

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The_kool_mom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Omg that was so terrible and so funny! Going in the save folder.

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JediMasterPepe 0 points ago +2 / -2

I like your name

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JediMasterGandalf 2 points ago +2 / -0

You gain wisdom, young padawan.

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RightWingGrazer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would be one big asshole if I didnt.

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The_kool_mom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go you! I have been in a spot of relying on a crutch when my dad was dying. I understand. I've moved on as well. We are winning!

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drug_prowling_wolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for you. Feels good, man.

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IAbsolutelyDare 15 points ago +15 / -0

We have the best dopamine, really the best, you've never seen such dopamine.

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RustySpokes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I feel like I've heard your name read out on the Beauty and the Beta podcast, Am I just trippin?

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RustySpokes 2 points ago +2 / -0

My mistake. It's live every Sunday on YouTube. Do yourself a favor and check them out.

Last weeks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=keiAlUWG9sI

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RustySpokes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I appreciate you taking a look. One of the things I like the most is their hoax hate crime predictions. Largely because they're proven right pretty much every time and they continue following up after the media forgets. The short pieces that he does solo are very concise, albeit a little dry.

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CovefefeREEEE 2 points ago +2 / -0

Will you be my beach fren?

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HistoryInvestigator 12 points ago +12 / -0

Even deporting shills is fun, it's like a game of hunting and everybody can get in on the action.

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AlphaNathan 22 points ago +22 / -0

President Trump was wrong. I'm not tired.

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Crankyboy 19 points ago +19 / -0

Same, I was gone all day and now I need my fix of upvotes.

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MyTeenageBody 16 points ago +17 / -1

This site gives me an erection

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kek_saved_the_world 62 points ago +63 / -1

TD IS LOVE; TD IS LIFE

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED [S] 34 points ago +34 / -0

Preach! I love all frens!

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4WhomTheBellsTroll 14 points ago +14 / -0

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

IVE BEEN TRUMPROLLED!

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NvJohansson 4 points ago +4 / -0

God, I hate Rick Springfield.

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PaigeAshley 10 points ago +10 / -0

My sentiments exactly!

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kek_saved_the_world 8 points ago +10 / -2

Been on this site every day since 2016

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PriceOfFreedom 33 points ago +34 / -1

I do this to. Oh, too much browsing on new, Firefox is using 8 GB of RAM. Time to close the tab and look at the front page again.

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Harambe 30 points ago +31 / -1

swap to brave, Mozilla is cucked and their browser is slow

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loverat 18 points ago +18 / -0

Brave is the best browser I have ever used. So clean, so fast.

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Harambe 9 points ago +10 / -1

It will become cucked eventually like everything else. Enjoying it for now.

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1776-or-1984 8 points ago +8 / -0

Well I'll build us another uncucked browser then.

Who needs Brave when you got the Lion browser?

Not a bad idea.

Or the MAGA browser

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SlickMahony 8 points ago +8 / -0

Great on the phone too.

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Harambe 6 points ago +7 / -1

I watch youtube on my phone through brave browser youtube.com instead of using the app.

The adblocking works well. :)

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IAbsolutelyDare 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kiwi is good too, haven't seen a YouTube ad in years.

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Reborned20 11 points ago +12 / -1

10-4

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Ronald_Dregan 10 points ago +11 / -1

can confirm. Brave saves hours of your life...so you can spend more of those hours browsing TD.win

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eyerighteye 29 points ago +29 / -0

Take a break from new to see what the rest of the world is saying and damnit, I already heard about it. Wonder what's new in new......

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cyberpunkstreetart 6 points ago +6 / -0

^

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

^^

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Gwoz8881 23 points ago +23 / -0

I visit TD on my laptop, then close my laptop and immediately pull TD up on my phone

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1776-or-1984 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lmao I just did this!

I flip flop between here, work, writing code, posting memes from here to the big wide world of insta, and reposting BLM terrorism from YouTube to insta.

That's it. That's my life atm lol

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TownesVanCamp 20 points ago +20 / -0

The other day I was browsing TD on my laptop. I picked up my phone to check TD and thought "wtf, you are addicted. Put it down.'

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ladypatriot_games 9 points ago +9 / -0

I do that too.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Put it down"

But what if the next New post is a killer meme?

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rooftoptendie 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yesterday we were ddos'd so I watched a few more episodes of criminal minds and fell asleep. log back in early this afternoon, and boom. Pantyfa assasin gets shot in a hail of bullets while I'm gone.

Why do i ever leave.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 7 points ago +7 / -0

You ain't a real TD member until you surf while casting to your TV.

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1776-or-1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've actually been on here while in VR lmao, I cant do much other than scroll so I left.

I'm a pioneer dammit

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good problem to have, Pede!

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leakmouth 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yes. But I’ve cut back. I only do it every 30 seconds.

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Harambe 13 points ago +14 / -1

People say we get DDOS'd every time big news drops, but a lot of the time I think it's just pedes refreshing too often...6 gorillion refreshes per second is a lot for any server to handle

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED [S] 13 points ago +13 / -0

WE'RE SO POWERFUL WE DDOS OURSELVES!

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rooftoptendie 7 points ago +7 / -0

we did do that that one night. can't remember what it was about. But it was just all of us hitting refresh at once, kek.

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rooftoptendie 4 points ago +4 / -0

YES thats right it was, it was when Burrito Chad finally got his vid uploaded.

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eyerighteye 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was a great night.

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leakmouth 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guilty as charged

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Reborned20 12 points ago +12 / -0

These are some of the best Very High Quality (VHQ) memes that we are now accustomed to seeing.

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 12 points ago +12 / -0
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1776-or-1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

Refill the vinegar with lube for a tasty...nevermind

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dontUseVinegerAsLube 3 points ago +3 / -0

Give it a try! Make a subsequent post on TIFU

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Pecker2002 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s how I found this post.

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Mike0xquitelong 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't appreciate being called out like this bro.

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Harambe 4 points ago +5 / -1

We are all WIN addicts here, it's OK

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Hangemh1gh 9 points ago +9 / -0

Glad I'm not the only one.

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Wolverine 8 points ago +8 / -0

Deleted Facebook, deleted Instagram.

Pede friends are the only frenz now.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 6 points ago +6 / -0

I left Facebook on Jan. 1, 2018 as a New Year's Resolution and never looked back. My last post was about how social media is antithetical to American values and how they are actively deplatforming all conservative thought. I feel like Nostradamus.

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Tokyo20DrinkingGame 4 points ago +4 / -0

This. Sort by new and it's like a whole different website. Everything's so....fresh.

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MakeAmericaVapeAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

yes! this place is addictive

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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

All day every day

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leakmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

In the solar system.

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ladypatriot_games 5 points ago +5 / -0

In the MULTIVERSE

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit! Does that include all dimensions and timelines??

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ladypatriot_games 6 points ago +6 / -0

All that are on the central finite curve yes.

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HuggableBear 8 points ago +9 / -1

Am I the only one that has every post duplicated 2 or 3 times? It's very annoying.

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MountaineerHerd 5 points ago +5 / -0

I see that all the time.

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No_Fun_Allowed 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup.

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1776-or-1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

No but I see them every now and again

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hocuspocusfocusjeep 8 points ago +9 / -1

Always

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VoterIDMatters 7 points ago +7 / -0

Check Rising. It changes every five minutes it seems. And then check new if it’s a slow day.

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Geyck 7 points ago +7 / -0

No. I never close the .win tab.

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TRUMPwillMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

All the time

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 6 points ago +6 / -0

No, I never close down TD... I usually have multiple tabs open, and then I accidentally un-upvote things I already upvoted in another tab, and then have to re-upvote them again when I refresh.

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Ebbie8708 6 points ago +6 / -0

So this is the only site out of all my interests (pets, politics, crochet, knitting, gaming, cooking, exercise) that is interactive that isn’t a cesspool of negativity.

When to one page to find fall themed non-alcoholic cocktails and the fucking banner said “#wearedonedying” and I was like WTF?

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ElMalakai 6 points ago +6 / -0

Change your settings so that you hide voted on posts.

Up vote each post after you check it out.

Refresh window, you'll get all new post. Rinse and repeat.

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MountaineerHerd 6 points ago +6 / -0

You all make me realize I need new friends. I've been sharing memes from here with them, trying to subtly redpill them. They told me tonight they are worried about me, said I'm hanging around too many "right wing" websites that all I send them is racist memes. I've done nothing of the sort, maybe a few too many skateboard vs ar-15 memes. But thats not even remotely racist. Sadly I think my friends are lost.

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YUNG_GUAC 5 points ago +5 / -0

Transcending winning to even more winning. TD.WIN is our diamond in the shit pile.

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Flahusky 5 points ago +5 / -0

Thats may 11p - 5a routine on the night shift

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rob0Pede 5 points ago +5 / -0

I love finding gray arrows. It’s a fun game!

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Trumper007 5 points ago +5 / -0

I never close out a tab

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N7fury 5 points ago +5 / -0

There is so much news now that I'm always refreshing

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Mooksayshigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sort by hot, then rising, then new, then hot, then rising, then new, then /pol, then maybe work, or rising.

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Modus_Pwninz 4 points ago +4 / -0

Only ALL FUCKING DAY LONG

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CerebralPimp 4 points ago +4 / -0

They call that Deja Win

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RussianBot-42069 4 points ago +4 / -0

Haha, I just did that, and this was the first post I saw.

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AtrisFlex 4 points ago +4 / -0

More than you know.

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CentipedeDemon 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep.

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South_Florida_Guy 4 points ago +4 / -0

You actually close the tab???

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johnbillaby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Constantly.

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BeekeepingPatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Indeed that is me over here. I really enjoy the feature on mobile when you go back to the front page it automatically loads you down to the point you left off. it skips everything you’ve already upvoted, and I do jocote everything, and brings you to the first un -interacted with post on the feed

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

MODS = GODS

Thanks for the sticky!

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hubumoppet 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trying to get TD to top 1,000 tomorrow!

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23zulu 4 points ago +4 / -0

It’s the best thing lave for news.

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WhitePowerRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wut do now?

-wade boggs. May he rest in peace

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Edmond 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe once or a hundred times.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Welcome aboard! Grab a coat and a brick!

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