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CleanYourRoom 4 points ago +4 / -0

Never understood that logic. I have to lift the seat up when I piss. I don't just piss on the fucking seat. If I can lift it up, they can put it down.

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chewsoap 1 point ago +1 / -0

I have to lift the seat up when I piss.

No, actually you don't.

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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BlackJack1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

True story;

When we were teens, my sister walked up to me and smashed a lamp across my face because of this.

Decades later, my dad laughingly admitted he was the one that left the toilet seat up.

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TEXinLA 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yup.

Just put the seat down. It is not the end of the world.

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chewsoap 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. Any time a woman complains about this I just stop raising the seat. If a little pee gets on there it is not the end of the world.

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Muttsbitetoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just removed all the toilet seats from my house. Bada boom.

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Averon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Every time I have visitors, they put the toilet seat down for some reason. I don't even have a cat that could fall in it, so I don't see the need to put it down.

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PetrahPhyre1776 1 point ago +2 / -1

God put a lid on it for a reason. If everyone shuts the damn lid, no more issues. If I come home and find the lid up, I know that someone else was in my house.