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CaptainChrisPBacon 108 points ago +111 / -3

Hillary Clinton Is Going To Take Joe Biden's Place.Change My Mind.

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wumao 62 points ago +62 / -0

Dems are too stupid to make Bernie the replacement.

So you're probably right.

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tombombadil 33 points ago +33 / -0

They know Bernie would be the end of their party.

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Trumppp0492 14 points ago +16 / -2

Michelle

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Uncle___Rico 44 points ago +44 / -0

No, they want to guarantee a woman president.

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CapnKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

No shit, that’s why. Whatever’s in her pants would eventually come out. 🍆

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Uncle___Rico 20 points ago +20 / -0

It almost popped out on Ellen.

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CapnKek 22 points ago +22 / -0

Shoulda used Gorilla tape. That shit doesn’t let go.

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V_exodus 4 points ago +4 / -0

So to speak 🤣

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trump212121 5 points ago +5 / -0

Joe Biden is done!

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JohnFBurgondy 2 points ago +2 / -0

What happened

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JovialKlutz 10 points ago +10 / -0

I do love how that's their reason. It's not that Bernie's policies would cripple the fucking country, nah, the democrats couldn't give any less of a shit about that. But he poses the slightest threat to their party's status quo and they can't have that.

These people, and their republican counterparts, are genuinely wicked.

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Pede3 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was her turn!

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zooty 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hillary wasn't entered for the primary as far as I'm aware so she's not eligible. Harris was. Bernie would be too.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bernie would have the enthusiasm but the problem is unless there's footage of him personally donning riot gear and clubbing BLMantifags no one is going to believe for a second that he doesnt love every second of the unrest. Biden can at least pretend to be a moderate.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whatever you say about the man, I don't think they can make him (Bernie) do their globalist war-bidding. Biden is perfect. Hillary, can be active behind the screens. Although, maybe that is not enough for her. She probably wants to shove her nasty voice in our faces so bad, that she'd do anything to become the first female president.

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fehfeh 11 points ago +11 / -0

This late into the race?

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Obeah 8 points ago +8 / -0

I would not bet on it. Hillary was already frail as fuck in 2016 with seizures, falls, pneumonia...

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redditcansuckme 6 points ago +6 / -0

You're right, Biden has far more vitality 😂

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catatonic_frog 7 points ago +7 / -0

i mean i dont think she legally could, so theres that

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

The DNC can swap the ticket until the election I think.

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll bet Bill now wishes he had sexual relations with that woman

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Leatherwood 9 points ago +9 / -0

No doubt he wishes it, but really Bill deserves her considering he is a rapist and all. He is also responsible for many bad things, including NAFTA. He has a good old boy persona that has allowed him to get away with tons of crimes perpetrated against the American people and others.

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RabidZoo 50 points ago +50 / -0

Hillary Clinton is Satan herself. Change my mind.

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Batman 27 points ago +27 / -0

That’s an insult to demons.

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PantsJihad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Generally would advise against insulting them, they tend to hang out with lawyers a lot.

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ronburgandy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nah, more like an old grifter who sold her soul for "power" long ago, too stupid to realize that the devil don't play fair.

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redditcansuckme 3 points ago +3 / -0

The quote "Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven" never made any sense to me. Like, assuming you really do believe in the Christian afterlife, do you actually believe Satan exalts the wicked? Fat chance. Satan is also serving his sentence in hell, he doesn't control it and you won't either.

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redditcansuckme 1 point ago +1 / -0

The feminist who mocked a little girl and painted her rapist as a victim to get him off the charge.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean she had to put up with a lot of Bill's antics... like literally being cheated on all the time. She's probably suffering from all sort of pathologies and made a deal with the devil (figuratively speaking), to go all in, for the power grab, only has stayed with Bill for that reason, having her eyes set on becoming the first female president, no matter what.

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Raindrops1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nah. She’s just a second tier demon possessing a husk of a commie law student who sold her soul to become the most powerful female politician in the country. But Satan called her bluff and grantees her wish verbatim. She is the most powerful female politician, but that still puts her behind several dozen male politicians. She should’ve been more specific in the voodoo ceremony during her honeymoon.

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whocaresguy420 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buddy of mine said that the devil wouldn't let her have what she wanted most

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OMBOMB 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Pant-suited Satan" was my 2016 name for Her

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wumao 24 points ago +24 / -0

Please comment the original picture so we can meme this to oblivion!!

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MAGA_100X 4 points ago +4 / -0

OMG she's so terrifyingly hideous

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OMBOMB 22 points ago +22 / -0

Bill's expression. My Sides! 🤣

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CitizenPlain 11 points ago +11 / -0

He looks like an evil Dick Van Dyke in this pic.

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Useful_Vidiots 3 points ago +4 / -1

Evil Dick Van Dyke be banging Sally Rogers up against the wall in the office, then diddling Ritchie that night.

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Cloudy_mood 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I’d kill for even a $20 dollar whore right now.”

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1080pleb 16 points ago +17 / -1

As a married man, I feel that face. However, I admit my situation is no where near as bad as his.

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Raindrops1984 5 points ago +5 / -0

I bet the only reason she’s alive is he can’t outrun her Secret Service agents.

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1080pleb 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wish we knew what happened to ol' Doc Choc :(

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redditcansuckme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably quietly suicided for his failure to convince the world she was healthy during the election.

Poor guy never stood a chance.

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1080pleb 1 point ago +1 / -0

The more you know. Thanks for sharing!

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Winston_Smith84 9 points ago +9 / -0

She's the only woman Bill won't grope.

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BuddyTheWonderDog 8 points ago +8 / -0

Side of BEEF!

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Skankblunt42 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bill is looking at The Crooked One like she's going to take them both down.

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Work2gethrBiglyOrDie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hillary is getting Soros style ballsack eyes, maybe hell has a "gravity" that starts even before death.

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PantsJihad 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know that old line about having "sympathy for the devil"?

I kinda get it. I actually feel a little sympathy for that raping piece of shit.

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redditcansuckme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember, the devil does not own hell, he is a prisoner there too. If Bill is the devil, Hillary is what the devil fears.

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tombombadil 16 points ago +16 / -0

Hillary Clinton is a raging bitch.

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ObamasLooseButthole 7 points ago +7 / -0

Would you wanna be locked in a house with Hillary for months?

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Raindrops1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

“Good morning, first runner up!”

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Pede3 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bill is ok. They have a mansion. There is plenty of room for him to avoid her.

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lifeisahologram 5 points ago +5 / -0

I doubt they have slept in the same bed, let alone have stayed together in the same house, in nearly 3 decades lol. Even when he was President, I guarantee they didn't stay together, he would probably just set up meetings to have her come to, and that was probably it as far as their interaction was concerned.

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DinosRFake 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh come now, let's be fair. It's a democracy, and she can run if she wants. With one, tiny condition: she concedes the previous election. Phones GE, tells him 'Well done, Mr President. And good luck in a difficult job'.

So, lol, never then.

Christopher Hitchens brought to my attention the singular fact that Billy Clinton always looks like a fucking creep in basically every picture. It's quite something. He gets photographed a lot, but I've yet to see one where he didn't look like a pervert. Weird.

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hashtag6zer0s 3 points ago +3 / -0

What is the source footage?

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barwhack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Munchkins will sing a billious ding-dong song, when a house finally falls on her.

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MAGASquatch 3 points ago +3 / -0

MASTERFULLY DONE! I literally snarfed a little bit while LOL. 🤣🤣🤣

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CrazyMountain 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm sure Bill's thinking "if I take a hit out on her, she'll actual be commiting suicide"

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Genericwhitemale 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who actually believes rich people quarantined? They just told everyone else to do it.. you know, for safety!

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 3 points ago +3 / -0

As if these fucks actually followed the rules they laid out for the rest of us plebs.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy shit this is gold LOL

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SoldierofKek 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'd have chewed a cyanide capsule a long time ago. The only time I would have like to have been around this bitch is that magical moment when Trump won and crooked Hillary started throwing a fit and right as the meltdown is happening, the celebratory sundaes came. 😂😂😂 I would have grabbed a sundae and enjoyed show. In fact I would have encouraged the bitch to keep raging, for my amusement and the hopes that she has an anger induced aneurysm.

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Firestorm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’m sure he had plenty of “aspiring massage therapists” “living” in the basement of his mansion at his disposal.

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Pdjco658 2 points ago +2 / -0

no matter how old, rich, powerful or famous you get .... the STFU now look is universal.

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Pelviskick 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm shocked he didn't kill her November 9th, 2016.

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Cloudy_mood 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is brilliant🤣🤣

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Context button where?

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LyinBiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's funny watching the press act like they are really married - it's been an open secret in DC for decades that they don't even live together. She's always in DC and he's mostly in NY, and basically lives with his girlfriend. They only are actually together for political things (like this) or holidays:

https://nypost.com/2016/05/29/meet-bill-clintons-very-good-friend-behind-energizer-rumor/

https://nypost.com/2016/08/09/how-clintons-energizer-angled-her-divorce-to-score-big-payday/

https://nypost.com/2016/10/14/clinton-aides-alarmed-by-bills-energizer-in-leaked-emails/

https://nypost.com/2016/10/23/emails-show-team-clinton-scrambling-over-book-about-bills-energizer-bunny/

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half-blacktrump 1 point ago +1 / -0

You think they quarantined??? LOL...No way

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Ben45 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hard to feel bad for a pedo

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gaijin_ronin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nightmare fuel +11

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quigonkenny 1 point ago +1 / -0

That might be enough to make even Juanita Broaddrick feel bad for him...

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lilbuffkitty 1 point ago +1 / -0

as if quarantine would've happened if Trump wasn't in office. This whole thing has been a globalist attempt to smear Trump by making his time in office seem chaotic.

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jc99ta 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ha, you think these people follow quarantine rules when the camera is off?

He was probably off sticking bimbos before the 15 days to flatten the curve was done.

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MAGAnic316 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bimbos status: undicked

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duallyford 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is why he Dicks Bimbos.

Some say underage...

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GakLivesMatter 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is clearly photoshopped. Bill wouldn't be in the same room with Hillary unless he had damning evidence on ohhhhhhhhhhh I get it now.

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Meme_Too 1 point ago +1 / -0

The Dems are in trouble. Hillary already lost to Trump, and she'd lose even bigger next time. Kamala is not popular with minorities. The only person they could run who would have a real chance to win is Obama

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FirosAhoge 1 point ago +1 / -0

A huge thing to be thankful for

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theneverman 1 point ago +1 / -0

(Bill's imagination) "~I could stab her. Right in the back of the neck, with a letter opener, I'll bet i could to it and she'd freak out like that one time she acted surprised, yeah I could do it~"

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unicornpoop 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or a rapist.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 1 point ago +2 / -1

The worst part of it for Bill is that Hilary is waaaaay too old for him

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Anzac21 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone actually believe they live together? I don’t...

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Monzie 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks almost as bad as Biden.

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sumgen7 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bill has that look of love for Hillary ...

...hahahahahah!!

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