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RabidZoo 50 points ago +50 / -0

Hillary Clinton is Satan herself. Change my mind.

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Batman 27 points ago +27 / -0

That’s an insult to demons.

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PantsJihad 10 points ago +10 / -0

Generally would advise against insulting them, they tend to hang out with lawyers a lot.

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ronburgandy 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nah, more like an old grifter who sold her soul for "power" long ago, too stupid to realize that the devil don't play fair.

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redditcansuckme 3 points ago +3 / -0

The quote "Better to reign in hell than to serve in heaven" never made any sense to me. Like, assuming you really do believe in the Christian afterlife, do you actually believe Satan exalts the wicked? Fat chance. Satan is also serving his sentence in hell, he doesn't control it and you won't either.

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redditcansuckme 1 point ago +1 / -0

The feminist who mocked a little girl and painted her rapist as a victim to get him off the charge.

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my_pw_is_password 1 point ago +1 / -0

I mean she had to put up with a lot of Bill's antics... like literally being cheated on all the time. She's probably suffering from all sort of pathologies and made a deal with the devil (figuratively speaking), to go all in, for the power grab, only has stayed with Bill for that reason, having her eyes set on becoming the first female president, no matter what.

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Raindrops1984 15 points ago +15 / -0

Nah. She’s just a second tier demon possessing a husk of a commie law student who sold her soul to become the most powerful female politician in the country. But Satan called her bluff and grantees her wish verbatim. She is the most powerful female politician, but that still puts her behind several dozen male politicians. She should’ve been more specific in the voodoo ceremony during her honeymoon.

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whocaresguy420 6 points ago +6 / -0

Buddy of mine said that the devil wouldn't let her have what she wanted most

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OMBOMB 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Pant-suited Satan" was my 2016 name for Her

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