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Uncle___Rico 44 points ago +44 / -0

No, they want to guarantee a woman president.

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CapnKek 16 points ago +16 / -0

No shit, that’s why. Whatever’s in her pants would eventually come out. 🍆

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Uncle___Rico 20 points ago +20 / -0

It almost popped out on Ellen.

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CapnKek 22 points ago +22 / -0

Shoulda used Gorilla tape. That shit doesn’t let go.

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SPEZ_CUPS_CCP_BALLS 4 points ago +4 / -0

Even Gorilla Tape cant hold that black anaconda back

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Mrdumbass97 2 points ago +2 / -0

LOOOL!!!!

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catbertz 1 point ago +1 / -0

9 out of 10 gorillas use gorilla tape. Mike is the 10th, and that shit didn't hold his shit in place, so he don't approve.

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V_exodus 4 points ago +4 / -0

So to speak 🤣