Not the hero we want, but the hero we need: Man makes a tube of Pringles last entire airline flight to avoid wearing a mask
(www.dailymail.co.uk)
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I do this sort of thing at work. I’ll slowly keep sipping my water or my coffee to avoid wearing a mask. It’s only a handful of supervisors who give a shit anyway
Edit: I love how the mask nazis in the comment section of the article are getting super pissed off because they bought into the propaganda. Masks do nothing but harm.
This is pretty much how i survive the insanity in deep blue NoVA. Walk outside to a restaurant, no mask. Put on mask to go from front door to my table, get water, take off mask. Eat like a free man, sign my check (with a big tip bc this state allows indoor dining and i wont patronize those who still only allow outdoor). Mask up, walk outside, mask off. Heh there's even an arcade nearby, order a beer, play games all night with no mask.
My point is, the less you wear the mask - without causing a scene - the more you normalize it and the more people see you and begin to question themselves.
No mask and I never have a problem when I get covfefe at my local gas station, and I never have a problem at the hardware or gun store.
You and I should probably hang out irl lol
Maybe we already do 0_o
Prob not tho, my friends... eh ppl i play games with... are mostly Branch Covidians. But im getting a few of them to come out for some group events, to hear their mental gymnastics justifying it is pretty fun
Fair enough lol
I need more NoVa friends who are into guns and the folks at my church are still too lib to enjoy loud noises or tolerate the idea of a highway named after Jefferson Davis.
Yeah man these ppl are crazy. I guess Lee Highway is next. Why not just abolish Arlington and the Cemetery all together, Confederates were buried there after all :/
But at least my work in the city remains closed, and i haven't yet had to look upon the abomination that is BLM Plaza.
There’s more than two trump supporters in NOVA? I’m shocked.
-lifelong nova resident
I guess I am #3!
NoVA pede #4
I did. Idiot Lyft driver changed route that originally bypassed the White House, and gave me heart palpitations when I saw the ACAB graffiti and the constant state of unrest at what that area has become.
I like the sound of that arcade. As for me, I just stay outside most of the time and have never worn a mask. The weather has been great, and I love the outdoors anyway, so it's been a good time for me. In South Florida I had one waitress/host outside say something about masks, but I had our whole party sit down outside (where the best seats normally are on the beach) and just ignore it. The restaurant was cool too, while the waitress didn't even care at that point. I also went to play some of the best miniature golf they have anywhere, a place I frequent, and they were cool with me not having a mask on even when inside.
Just savoring the flavor.
Once you pop you cant stop
“Once you pop, you can’t stop...so hastily. Savor the flavor all through now and later!”
Masks are gay. Stop wearing them. I still see retards around my area wearing them. Dumbshits.
Clearly a pro masticator.
Madlad 👌
Family size bag of m&m's worked for me
I've done this, just not with pringles.
Salt and vinegar Pringles for the win!
I once got a bro hug from a passing stranger in a grocery store check out line because all I had was a dozen cans in my basket.
This makes three of us.
If Pringles doesn’t put this guy in a commercial they are dumb.
Hmmm, what was this guys shit like when he got to his destination? My guess is a torpedo of salty carb brick.
Maybe not, since he spread it over the course of four hours.
Me? I can knock off a tube of Pringles in about four minutes!!!😂🤣😂🤣
I'll be real, I know what happens in my body exactly when I eat a whole tube of Pringles. I'm just not sure I'd always want to share that experience with others, especially those I care about.
That's some serious discipline right there.
IKR?
My strategy is walking around with a cup or just a smile 😊
And I'm willing to bet nobody gets sick or dies.
I'm old enough to remember when a tube of Pringles was large enough that this wasn't a noteworthy feat.
Salt and vinegar Pringles. My man!
The Shell by my house is white owned and masks are a must, no exceptions. Literally right next door the am/pm is Indian owned, their employees NEVER wear a mask. One time I was there with a cop shopping wearing a mask (me with no mask including employees) and not even a second look. People are fairly over this but they feel they have to follow these mandates. Anyways not a hard choice for me who is getting my business.
I just chew gum with a bag of nuts on my nuts. The gum makes it look like I'm eating them.
Non smoking seats cost more.
And eat a real meal with real metal Knives and forks. In coach.
What are these masks y’all speak of? -South Dakotan probably
In Paris (France) it's mandatory to wear a mask in the streets (!). So when I walk in the street I just pretend i'm eating (i keep something to eat in my hand) or smoking.