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Joe Gump (media.patriots.win)
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nmipede 53 points ago +53 / -0

Stupid is, as Joe does.

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trump212121 32 points ago +32 / -0

Forrest could at least complete a sentence, catch shrimp, play football/ping ping, serve his country, save lives, defend woman and keep all of his promises. Forrest would have been a much better candidate.

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AmericanJawa 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'd trust Forrest as President over any given Communist.

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nozonozo 16 points ago +16 / -0

The Gump was a pro America conservative capitalist.

He could have never been the Democrat nominee for Prez.

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hillaryprison 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hillary made her own meme of this. Warning: cringey: https://youtu.be/68qJN9MwDfY?t=26

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OtisTheTownDrunk 14 points ago +14 / -0

And Forrest once ruined a Black Panther party.

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Pappy_Gunn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Goddammit, Forrest even commanded Apollo 13!

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Slartibartfast1 11 points ago +11 / -0

Mama always said, “Life is like a box of chocolates...it doesn’t last as long for fat people.”

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