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CitizenPlain 32 points ago +32 / -0

Hahaha, good one. Truth.

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Thingthing22 8 points ago +9 / -1

On a movie screen*

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NWOSTING 13 points ago +14 / -1

No, I think it was The Matrix.

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AOCs_tits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe the San Keanu memes from 2010-11 (?) where he's sitting on a bench eating a sandwich were really just him sitting there thinking "holy crap, I can't believe what Obama is doing to this nation."

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Unicron3 70 points ago +71 / -1

I respect any actor who doesn't open their yap about politics. Typically it means their conservative.

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BunnyPicnic 25 points ago +26 / -1

I believe it was Adam Carolla on the Rubin report. Funny thing is, corolla isn't exactly a staunch conservative. But just having one conservative thought makes you a fascist to these people, like fascism and conservatism are synonymous.

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HanAssholeSolo 9 points ago +9 / -0

That goes for just about anyone.

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SteveHuffmansTeeth 32 points ago +33 / -1

How to cause a reddit meltdown, see above post.

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thelastlast 20 points ago +20 / -0

YEAH THE SJWcommiepedos are going in against Keanu now, if you haven't heard. do they want everyone to hate them? is that why they do what they do? they feel like they're not already hated enough?

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VoidWanderer 17 points ago +17 / -0

The plan is to make sure that anyone that is not on their side is no longer idolized. They destroy entertainment, tearing down and desecrating heroes, because there cannot be anyone seen in a better light than "the state." It's the same for real people, Keanu isn't heavily endorsing communism but is a wonderful person and that is a threat to them.

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chinita_atx 19 points ago +22 / -3

Netanyahu is iffy. Caught up with Epstein IIRC aside from his corruption issues.

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Willholbert09 14 points ago +19 / -5

Netanyahu is a corrupt piece of shit. But that doesn't mean Keanu is.

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tdwinner2020 10 points ago +11 / -1

I couldn't care less, and I don't buy it anyways. Gantz is liquid shit, will lead Israel to destruction. Bibi is a great friend to the U.S.A. The Israeli Left treats him like ours treats Trump.

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HCQaddict -3 points ago +1 / -4

What kind of "friend" doesn't spill the beans to the american public that their country was always ran by a bunch of yutzes?

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tdwinner2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh? Is that his crime? Off with his head then! Not. Get yourself some facts and then you may come back to argue Bibi is bad, if you got real facts that back you up.

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SnowflakeJuice 10 points ago +10 / -0

His Corruption bullshit is the same leftists bullshit President Trump is dealing with. Now some leftist asshole Judge in Israel ruled that police can not arrest protestors blocking traffic

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Rojo4mac7 15 points ago +16 / -1

Easy chitchat with Bibi.

Christ Jesus is Lord and Savior, there is no other!

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redblaine 8 points ago +8 / -0

How has Hollywierd seriously not figured out that pandering to these rejects makes them lose money?

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russki 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought you were joking. Thankfully, I didn't see a pic of the sisters though.

Truly clown world.

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AOCs_tits 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they went full trans after the first movie. Or maybe it was after the second. 'Cause Matrix 1 and Matrix Reloaded were fly, but the third one was utter crap.

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TrumpVictorious 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the same sort of “Dumbledore is gay and Hermione is black” revisionism that HKR did.

It’s an attempt to take their most successful earlier work that speaks for itself and was a product of its time, and revise it as a 2020 virtue signalling mechanism. Soon they’ll be saying that the rebels in the Matrix wore black in solidarity with Antifa.

The Wachowskis are freaks no doubt.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched The Matrix. Came to the conclusion: "Okay, this is a story about how you might believe all sorts of lies, but those lies enslave and destroy you, no matter how nice they might seem, and you must break free to truly live your life, no matter how hard it is to face, and how much work it may take to make it good."

Then the Wachowski Brothers basically tell me that The Matrix is ACTUALLY about how believing the lies and living in a false reality is a GOOD thing. So I suppose this makes Neo the BAD GUY for trying to free everyone. The More I Know.

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Bluestorm83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well, I'm sure. But having taken their own Blue Pills and woken up believing whatever they want to believe... I mean, when the smallest portion of YOU that is still identifiable as YOU says you're a Man, and you could check all of the billions of those parts of you and they'd all say that, but you insist that you're actually a Woman... Call me nuts, I'm not about to take anything they say seriously, ever. Beyond perhaps thinking that it's all a serious cry for help.

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wolfygirl2 11 points ago +11 / -0

Have you seen him shoot?❤️

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RedFoxOnFire 8 points ago +8 / -0

Are you telling me I can dodge false MeToo allegations?

No Neo, I'm telling you that when you're ready you won't have to.

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PropagandaWizard1984 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Ex-IDF" doesn't mean much since Israel is a forced conscription country.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conscription_in_Israel

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PropagandaWizard1984 2 points ago +2 / -0

The point is conscripts historically preform worse at their jobs than volunteer armies. Conscripts who only serve 2.5 years, like the IDF, have less experience than a single US soldier who enlists for 4 years min.

Hence being friends with "ex-IDF" soldier could mean someone who served 2 years as a IDF plumber.

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iamjohnwick 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. His 3-gun run practices are legit af

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Pepedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

.....are they trying to cancel Keanu????

Hahahhaha haha HA¹⁰

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FL2PC72LE 3 points ago +3 / -0

I wouldn't get my hopes up, folks. Keanu was raised in Canada and then moved to Hollywood. I'm pretty sure he leans left.

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swimjim 5 points ago +5 / -0

He actively competes in IPSC 3 gun competitions. He trained Kyle how to shoot. One of those may be made up...

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nanowerx 4 points ago +5 / -1

Leaning Left is fine. Keanu doesnt seem to be a flaming marxist and that's good enough for me at this point when it comes to entertainers.

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realPhantomFuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

You should see him on the range... Dude is a monster and a big 2A supporter

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Isthisusedtoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

His three gun videos are quite impressive.

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TobyAnn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just makes him totally irresistible and sexy AF!

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Deplorable_Meme 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keanu is highly intelligent. I would bet all my guns that I didn't lose in the boating accident that he is silently based.

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PGM92 1 point ago +2 / -1

Speed is better than Die Hard. Change my mind.

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Butcher_bear 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keanu Reeves was acting in gay pornography before he got into Hollywood. He is a filthy sodomite, and I don't care what he acts like in movies. He's a filthy animal who is going to burn in Hell, where he belongs. And I hope God sends him quickly into hell before he can abuse any more children.