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RyanUpCreek 55 points ago +56 / -1

Cleared a jam in 1 sec flat. Self defense. Cleared a jam in 1 sec flat and if Kyle didn't do it Kyle would be dead today.

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AlphaNathan 19 points ago +19 / -0

Kyle made me realize I need to practice that. Kyle might have saved my life.

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montanapede 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kyle has saved many lives.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +3 / -2

Hw didn't kill the first one. The second one? Two shots in the chest?

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Ralph-RaccooN 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rafal Ganowicz A Polish Mercenary was asked in 1967 what it felt like to take human life, "I wouldn't know, I've only ever killed communists"

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Day-n-Night 32 points ago +33 / -1

Make sure to put a sticker saying "Do not use as weapon".

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Ricky_CIA 20 points ago +21 / -1

Needs a sticker that says "This board kills commies"

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stepping_razor123 26 points ago +26 / -0

"Skate or Die"

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TommyLasordasBallBag 9 points ago +9 / -0

Idiot chose die. You had a choice man....

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LookFatty 10 points ago +10 / -0

Never bring a Skate Board to a Gun Fight.

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0care 5 points ago +5 / -0

or "read owners manual before use" I hate that ugling up some many new guns

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johnny96816 20 points ago +21 / -1

So, they're using skateboards as bludgeons. I see how that worked out against a semi-automatic weapon.

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Ballind 19 points ago +20 / -1

That kid isn't even a skater. Just carrying it as a weapon. Check out the laces

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 9 points ago +9 / -0

What about the laces? My knowledge on skateboarding is a hard zero.

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EDDIT_IS_CUCKED 13 points ago +13 / -0

Laces are dangerous to skaters. They should be tied in a way where they can't get caught in the wheels if they somehow come untied, otherwise you're gonna have a bad time. Maybe not as bad of a time as this commie though.

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 5 points ago +5 / -0

Rofl you can say that again.

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OnlySlightlyNaughty 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is valuable scientific work! We now have a definitive answer that a skateboard is not effective in a gun fight. I understand your skepticism due to the sample size. I can only ask that more BLM/Antifa agents please bring more skateboards to gun fights. This is for science so please report your findings.

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GulagDweller 10 points ago +11 / -1

Looks like that one got a flat!

I'm still trying to rap my head around 50 year old men skateboarding as a life's ambition. Must be an Oregon/Washington/Socialist thing.

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cob05 5 points ago +7 / -2

Definitely. Anyone over the age of 12 who still skateboards should be beaten with it. Big druggie loser culture. No wonder so many of them are Antifa fags.

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snekplisken 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm 51 and enjoy long boarding. Great exercise and awesome for core fitness training. It is also a great hobby I share with my son. Don't let the optics of these NONSKATING idiots skew your view on the rest of us that enjoy this hobby.

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Porkchop-express 10 points ago +11 / -1

To good

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Sigma 9 points ago +10 / -1

And the memes keep rollin’

Unlike the skateboard and it’s former owner.

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cob05 3 points ago +4 / -1

Kek

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BigMikesBlackCock 6 points ago +9 / -3

Only been dropped once

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Knight1_of_Sunset 5 points ago +6 / -1

Nice!

Out of curiosity, are the skateboards Antifa and BLM use tend to be expensive or cheap?

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Notablitheringidiot 15 points ago +16 / -1

Expensive or cheap, they’re probably all made in China

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jjdub7 4 points ago +5 / -1

Both cost 1/10 to 1/5th of 1 monthly car payment on a 60-month lease

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snekplisken 3 points ago +3 / -0

Looks like a stock, cheap complete. Maybe 100-150 bucks if it was from a company like Arbor or part of the Dingy Series from Landyachtz. But those cheap, skate park only wheels scream "not built for serious cruising" lol.

A quality board can have 7-8 plys of hard rock maple; some are reinforced with fiberglass. I wish I had a pic of the underside of the board as the designs are a perfect giveaway as to brand. Not that it matters but I longboard for fitness/fun.

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MAGA_Master 3 points ago +3 / -0

Savage level 10

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Chuj 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought this would be for the fire dance guy, because I doubt fire dance guy will ever ride a skateboard again

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Bobby126 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be honest. If that skateboard was placed on ebay, it would get 5 figures.

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Strategerium 3 points ago +3 / -0

For sale: skateboard. Slight gunshot residue.

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Potomato 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel sad, this idiot was brainwashed by the MSM and social media blue hairs. If only more people would be free thinkers.

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KABOOKIE 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is heartless

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NoStumpoElTrumpo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Veers left

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featherwinglove 2 points ago +3 / -1

You got change for AUS$5? That's probly the closest I can get to a gun /s

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Christineblaseyford 2 points ago +2 / -0

Used once, never ridden

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Hsmfl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Top tier

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mightiest_m 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol savage!

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BobFalfa 2 points ago +2 / -0

So savage, so good!

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Kek_Johnson 2 points ago +3 / -1

He got himself new holes to breath through #saintkyle.

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Coolgenner 2 points ago +2 / -0

I wonder if they stole his phone like they do to victims of the knockout game.

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BuddhaPede969 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trade ya for a burnt pair of sneakers!

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CaffineNicotineHate [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

🤣

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Brickapede2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tee hee. Cool guys. Commies can post BLM fists in our break rooms and make us listen to anti-white trainings, but we can post memes on one forum, and if we’re discovered, be fired. WAKE UP!

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RedHawk44 2 points ago +2 / -0

Aah The old skateboard vs Kyle again... I LUV IT!

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RedditIsPropaganda 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still trying to process how you end up at the reasoning "Stop that guy with the rifle! We have to risk out lives to kill him before he turn himself over to the police!".

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dagoat4l 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it still for sale? You do shipping or local pickup. And last how much didn't see a price.

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mass55th 2 points ago +3 / -1

Don't buy it. He's probably haunting it.

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UPplNoALotBoutTrucks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Imagine a communist skateboard, most likely made in China, with a soyboy cuck's spirit attached to it? Yikes. Burn and bury that shit in lye.

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just like a communist, a skateboard goes downhill fast

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's gonna hurt.

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Desertwhale 1 point ago +2 / -1

Can you imagine this losers parents viewing this meme. Sad! (Parents: Should have spanked your kid.)

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Magamenow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Keep on truckin'

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cob05 1 point ago +1 / -0

Guess he thought it was one of those bulletproof skateboards lol. Dumb commie scum is rotting right now.

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progressivetrumper 1 point ago +1 / -0

No low ballers, I know what I have!

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climatestatis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Title inspired by an old short story, attributed to Hemingway: "For sale: baby shoes, never worn"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/For_sale:_baby_shoes,_never_worn

Skateboard dude doesn't inspire as much sympathy in me.

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SpezisaRetard 1 point ago +2 / -1

Spicy

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mothrasvineyard 1 point ago +1 / -0

we should honor his wishes and have it redistributed to a differently abled multi-gendered person of color

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CancelBLM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lightly dropped once

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nobletanker81 1 point ago +2 / -1
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DONTRUMP 0 points ago +1 / -1

its a powell Peralta for sure.

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Quoc01 -2 points ago +3 / -5

Poor taste

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Willholbert09 -16 points ago +10 / -26

this is tacky.. let him rest in peace.

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Liver_Kick 21 points ago +22 / -1

He's burning in hell

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Willholbert09 -3 points ago +10 / -13

who knows what he was thinking? I support Kyle 1000000%... but I don't like the death gloating.

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goodbeerbetterviews2 19 points ago +20 / -1

They will try and kill you and laugh and cheer about it later on. Communists deserve no sympathy.

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VetforTrump 4 points ago +5 / -1

They don't deserve to be remembered. Not even like this.

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Notablitheringidiot 15 points ago +16 / -1

Dude got shot doing what he loved, protesting and trying to hit people with skateboards, feel not bad for him!

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +7 / -6

I don't feel bad. But gloating is another thing.

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Willholbert09 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm armed and ready. but I also try and see things from different points of views.

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karmalizing 3 points ago +3 / -0

You’re a classy dude, more power to ya. But some of us are in the trenches and we need to gloat, sorry. It’s not like we’ve even won yet, cities are still burning.

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Ricky_CIA 5 points ago +6 / -1

His last thoughts were "gee I liked it better when my heart wasn't exploded by a high velocity rifle round".

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Willholbert09 1 point ago +2 / -1

probably more like.. "fucking Antifa sold me out!!!!

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VetforTrump 3 points ago +4 / -1

God takes no pleasure in the death of the wicked.

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Nolongerlurking561 10 points ago +11 / -1

fuck commies they can rest in piss for all I care

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jjdub7 5 points ago +6 / -1

you mean Rest in Purgatory

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cob05 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sorry, no sympathy. They are the enemy and have actively declared war on us.

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Willholbert09 3 points ago +3 / -0

I am not sympathizing. but I disagree with dancing on the dead. that is for heathens.

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