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Whew! That was a close one (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Trump4allz ago by Trump4allz +1354 / -0
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abiisthebestwifeever 7 points ago +7 / -0

What about electing to receive the virus instead of the vaccine? I think it'd be 99.96% safer.

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Porkchop-express 5 points ago +5 / -0

Glad your safe. I’d hate for you to be a .0004% stat

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OutcastSeal 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmao. If you shout the "correct" political saying no matter how many people are around, you're immune too

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Lordkek 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually caught it, so I just kneeled and put my fist in the air and said “black lives matter” and I was immediately cured.

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Anonimouse 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ha Do they hand those out? I need a permanent people barrier.

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Midwestknowsbest 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was starting to feel a little sniffly, but then I went to a peaceful protest and burnt a police car, cleared it right up.

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maddog_dad 2 points ago +2 / -0

I stole this for Facebook. And yes, I'm still on Facebook--best place to red-pill Boomers and GenX-ers when they're not shadowbanning you.

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Glentennis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Until the day comes that you find out facebook has manufactured every interaction you have with nearly identical AI copies of people you THOUGHT you knew.

I always wondered "if i wanted to really just terrify someone, not "fun-haunted-house" scary, but steaight up TERRIFY people, what would i do"?

And i thought "well, if i could get google and Facebook to cooperate, i would just start sending messages to people from their loved one's, while blocking the replies so they don't realize what's happening. Imagine having the power to convince the average person that their child has been kidnapped, and how easily it would be to manipulate them. And all it would take is the access to their facebook and Google accounts.

Fucking horrifying how much power silicon valley holds over us.

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maddog_dad 1 point ago +1 / -0

True, true.

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Independenceforever 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you try to actually get sick from WuFlu (aka common cold) and die you will find that you are chasing ghosts.

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Okie_Life 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was at target yesterday and noticed the "please stand 6 feet apart" stickers were only 5 feet apart.