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GeneralVeers 23 points ago +23 / -0

"In other news, Antifa rioters attempted to block a pro-Trump boat parade by forming a human chain across the waterway. Coast Guard officials have so far reported forty-seven drownings, and rescued eighty others. Also, there was one incident of a protester who attempted to throw a molotov cocktail at a passing boat, but accidentally set his flippers on fire. More on the story as it develops."

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edinas_bubble 4 points ago +4 / -0

See that is the beauty of the boat parade. Zero chance any counter "peaceful protestor" will be there. They have no boat. They have no joy. They have no life.