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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 179 points ago +180 / -1

That driver has a huge alien head

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Dr0neRec0very 32 points ago +34 / -2

'Here, at Vajko, we manufacture the soggiest vaginas... but we always remember to cry about it. Vajko: Tomorrow's pouty vaginas today.'

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RabidZoo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Mmm...yeasty.

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S0yboybetacuck 6 points ago +6 / -0

Wet ass pussy.

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Dr0neRec0very 4 points ago +5 / -1

That's nasssy! I can't breave now! xD

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malarky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine having a name that's a combo of two of his most hated things.

Vaj and capitalism.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 58 points ago +59 / -1

No way, he is still employed at Microsoft?

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FreeSince76 36 points ago +36 / -0

He's in charge of hiring.

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Defender110 15 points ago +16 / -1

No, I read that he left the company months ago.

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AtomicShnoz 32 points ago +32 / -0

Got a raise to work for Soros, Inc.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 27 points ago +28 / -1

We had some serious Autist during 2016

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RegularAmerican 14 points ago +14 / -0

We have the best autists

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midareashi 25 points ago +25 / -0

Aids PewDiePie

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NadlersTits 15 points ago +15 / -0

He’s so enlightened it’s all risen to his head.

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Crucial8GB 8 points ago +8 / -0

I saw a video of the police yanking him out of that very van.

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JackBurtonsTruck 1 point ago +1 / -0

I reckon he's done a lot of yanking in that van.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +2 / -1

You should put a tracker on it. Flatten the tires or put snacks laced with ex-lax

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MAGA_PIPEMAKER_420 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's not how watching videos works.

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Anticommiejohnny76 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yea illegal alien head ;)

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Dr0neRec0very 4 points ago +5 / -1

Imagine getting such a clear picture of an Antifa piece of shit criminal without his mask on.

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Useful_Vidiots 117 points ago +118 / -1

Its the faggot 'Microsoft Engineer' that's been seen in 3 rioting cities across the states.

"Snack Mama". Yeah, he likes it in the ass.

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TH750 54 points ago +54 / -0

You're more likely to be fired from Microsoft for speaking against BLM than you are being arrested several times and causing havok

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Pukeahontas 11 points ago +11 / -0

This sadly is the truth of the alternate reality we live in today

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Justdrunkdontmindme 17 points ago +17 / -0

I just tried looking him up in Microsoft's Global Address book and he isnt in there. I wonder if he goes by a different alias as well?

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Useful_Vidiots 20 points ago +20 / -0

He claimed it in an article, but I put it in italics for a reason. You can probably get a certificate in a week or two. It was claimed he was employed there, but more likely he was some tech call center person located nowhere near Redmond even.

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Justdrunkdontmindme 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yep that would be my guess too, or he was just straight up lying haha. I work at Redmond and accessed the global address book, he doesn't show up anywhere.

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CousinEddie 15 points ago +15 / -0

You guys did an amazing job on flight simulator 2020. Shit is fuckin incredible man.

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Pukeahontas 5 points ago +5 / -0

I need to check it out. Such an old game title too that was popular in the 90s

They should put out an age of empires 2020 too lol that’s much better than the soyboy games out there like candy crush

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Slop 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does it retain employees who quit? Articles said he was a senior engineer who had quit in may I think.

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

I checked with a friend and he still shows up in Teams.

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Justdrunkdontmindme 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh interesting, I checked there as well and he didn't pop up for me.

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

It does not report an online status so depending on how MS handles disabled accounts it could mean many different things.

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V43_of_ii_dim 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love seeing this, but be careful what you guys reveal about your infrastructure. I’m sure things are locked down well enough, but even something like knowing O365 may not be fully integrated with your HR system or master directory can give ne’er-do-wells ideas about attack vectors to pursue/avoid. Especially when you have employees who may have been terminated recently and are in the news.

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TenScoops 60 points ago +60 / -0

there is so little variation in these NPCs. They all look like out of a cheap computer game from a bargain bin.

you know the games with one body type, three types of heads, five haircuts and a really ugly color palette

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Mildad 3 points ago +3 / -0

It really is so strange.

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TenScoops 1 point ago +1 / -0

we might all be living in a simulation after all

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Trumpiest 40 points ago +40 / -0

The irony thats a mercedes van, the driver is an engineer at Microsoft, and obviously smart enough to know how stupid he is. lul

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KMacsBinder 8 points ago +8 / -0

Xhe might be intelligent, but has absolutely no sense.

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popcycle 1 point ago +1 / -0

if i take your meaning, you are 100% not kidding.

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Defender110 24 points ago +24 / -0

I feel bad for the van. It was a perfectly fine Sprinter van, hoping for a happy life with a carpenter or plumber or guy building out a camper. Instead, it ended up with this asshole, spray painted, generally trashed, hauling around dumpster-scavenged Little Debbie pastries for loser communists and criminals.

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popcycle 1 point ago +1 / -0

you lost me at "perfectly fine sprinter van".

this is the purgatory which that vehicle deserves for its multitude of sins.

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TheDoctor2k20 23 points ago +23 / -0

I'm kind of jealous but glad I wasn't there

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RussianLimbaugh 7 points ago +7 / -0

My thoughts exactly.

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BuyPepe 21 points ago +21 / -0

This is so fucking epic.

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ChickNorris 20 points ago +20 / -0

Most of these guys' heads look significantly disproportionate to their body size. Wonder what freaky stuff happened to make this body shape...

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Desertwhale 7 points ago +7 / -0

High-E

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proDeoEtPatria 17 points ago +17 / -0

Scum

They all look like pedophiles on meth.

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ElvenGhostAgent 15 points ago +15 / -0

Driver is like “U WUT M8!!”. I’d give these Antifa cucks a double birdie special while calling them communist scum.

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RepublicanRN 15 points ago +15 / -0

Dude looks like a he is about 112lbs soaking wet.

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TexasPiper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Half soy latte

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phibetared 13 points ago +13 / -0

Which brings up the question, what is Microsoft's relationship with BLM (via Bill Gates)?

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Wexit-Delecto 6 points ago +6 / -0

Reminds me of a guy I stuffed in a locker once.

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panama_sucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you consider yourself worthless you treat your body accordingly

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Boldwithoutthebull 12 points ago +12 / -0

People should add an "i", "p" and "s" to blm graffiti so people get confused about all the pro blimp graffiti.

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FLWoman 12 points ago +12 / -0

Shouldn’t you stand in front of it, beat on it, attempt to drag him out of it? At least rip the rear view mirror off. Looks like it’s duct taped on anyway.

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Jack_NC 2 points ago +2 / -0

looks to me like he has a camera taped to it.

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thunderpussy 11 points ago +11 / -0

Oh look. A lefty pedo van.

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learntocode 10 points ago +11 / -1

Why aren't we slapping tracking devices on this van and just fucking their shit up in the most petty, nonviolent, ways possible?

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refresco 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait until they are on the road and traveling through deep red territory.

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A_Russian_Wall 9 points ago +9 / -0

He looks exactly like how you would expect him to.

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RuleoVicus 8 points ago +8 / -0

👏👏👏

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Iceman1518 8 points ago +8 / -0

That makes me happy!

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AZTrump2020 7 points ago +7 / -0

He looks like he’s not allowed around elementary schools.

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crewdog 5 points ago +5 / -0

She looks unhappy.

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FromSethWithLove 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seeing this van should be probable cause enough to arrest for pedophilia

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jim_dirtynuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

KEK!

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dukeduck 4 points ago +4 / -0

Someone order a BETA? Looks like they deliver now.

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waddisme 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't that the pedo from "Sin City"?

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Laughs_In_American 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hahahaha fucking epic

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womp-womp-twice 4 points ago +7 / -3

next time have your pocket Swiss Army knife and stab some tire(s) with it...seriously what do they want to do, go to the police with that car?

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Churchill 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t believe Microsoft doesn’t fire this clown.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Driver looks as cucked as you’d expect. Bet his “ethically non-monogamous partner” is getting dicked down while he’s out LARPing.

Side note, I love how so many of these loons put that “ethically non-monogamous” nonsense in their dating profiles, really helps me filter out the batshit leftist crazies. Its all a sad cry for help.

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G_regulator 3 points ago +3 / -0

Look at the deadshit driving it too. What a looser.

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defroach84 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was glorious watching the footage of the cops in riot gear as they marched up to his faggot-wagon and shattered the window before pulling him out and tossing him to the ground like a rag doll.

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Bluntman 3 points ago +3 / -0

My favourite part is the taped back on mirror that was destroyed by their own rioters

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Was this one full of bombs and meth like the last one?

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Myzlplix 2 points ago +3 / -1

I honestly would have run that fucker off the road

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gopatriots 2 points ago +3 / -1

Was hoping you meant flip as in turning the vehicle upside down. But still cool.

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JackBurtonsTruck 2 points ago +2 / -0

He then drove straight to his safe space.

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Mark0alag0 2 points ago +2 / -0

Their snack van 🤣😂🤣😂😆 Whew.....

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RiverRunnerVDB 2 points ago +2 / -0

He looks exactly like I expected.

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jive-ass-turkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lucky!

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Kashim11 2 points ago +3 / -1

Imaging having the chance to punch these cucks in the face.

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lolzor21 2 points ago +2 / -0

fuck...that...dude....

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RocknnRobin 2 points ago +2 / -0

What sorta snacks do they serve-?

Crunchy syphilis? Vegan Hepatitis A-C?

Dafuq would anyone go anywhere near that dirty lookin chowderhead driver or van for food?! He looks like he’s been living the addict’s dream in that thing: down by the river...and by river, I mean open sewage spillway.