“Trump then called the south african ambassador, and without saying a word, put the phone on the ground, pulled down his pants, and defecated directly onto the receiver” said the anonymous source
“He then put a cigarette out on his latina maid’s forehead and laughed” said the anonymous source, a single tear rolling down his face. “He doesn’t even smoke” he added, “he only lights them to put them out on his maids”
Don’t argue that its fake, add to its absurdity.
“Trump then called the south african ambassador, and without saying a word, put the phone on the ground, pulled down his pants, and defecated directly onto the receiver” said the anonymous source
Not bad :-)
“He then put a cigarette out on his latina maid’s forehead and laughed” said the anonymous source, a single tear rolling down his face. “He doesn’t even smoke” he added, “he only lights them to put them out on his maids”
I fucking laughed.