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jomten 22 points ago +22 / -0

Don’t argue that its fake, add to its absurdity.

“Trump then called the south african ambassador, and without saying a word, put the phone on the ground, pulled down his pants, and defecated directly onto the receiver” said the anonymous source

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Throwaway_Test 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not bad :-)

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jomten 6 points ago +6 / -0

“He then put a cigarette out on his latina maid’s forehead and laughed” said the anonymous source, a single tear rolling down his face. “He doesn’t even smoke” he added, “he only lights them to put them out on his maids”

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dixond 4 points ago +4 / -0

I fucking laughed.