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LaisreVortnoc 177 points ago +177 / -0

Lol. "Hi I'm a volunteer with the Democrats. I just wanted to reach out to you for your support for presidential nominee Joe Biden, defunding the police, repealing civil rights, and white genocide. Death to America! So, can we count on your support?"

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PigBeenBorn 135 points ago +135 / -0

“Joe is finally going to decriminalize pedophilia. It’s 2020, it’s about time. Can we count on your vote?”

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minotaurbeach 68 points ago +68 / -0

Also- Do you have kids that would like to Meet presidential Candidate "joe biden?" >_<

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Kekistan_my_homeland 33 points ago +33 / -0

follow up question "would you be willing to spray your children with this butterscotch body spray Joe just loves his butterscotch"