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elsabio 109 points ago +110 / -1

They should get an invite to the White House!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 49 points ago +49 / -0

Hell yes! I love the boat it’s beautiful!

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Flipbarryfromreddit 26 points ago +26 / -0

Hell yeah we do!

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Ronald_Dregan 32 points ago +33 / -1

There really are no brakes on that one!

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Carry_Your_Name 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the most creative pedes!

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Afeazo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Come on folks, I am Jill Bidens wife. Lets take a cocaine test and do some pushups.

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Flipbarryfromreddit 11 points ago +11 / -0

Well played pede hahaha that’s gold!

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HowardRoark 18 points ago +18 / -0

"Cool train. Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like science. It's what makes America great."

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TRUMPTRAIN2020MATAGO 8 points ago +8 / -0

We would love to go!!!!!

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Zambillians2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

CHOO CHOO

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ElvenGhostAgent 53 points ago +53 / -0

It’s a Trump-Class light cruiser built in a framework of a classic steam loacomotives of the mid 1800s. The added feature, the cow catcher served as a battering ram to plow down small Biden and Antifa rafts.

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MisterClinton 9 points ago +9 / -0

She saw significant modifications post election to reflect the changing reality of warfare. The modification included the removal of her “X-Y” redpill dispenser group, which was replaced by a helicopter landing pad. She received the new classification of ACW (anti commie warfare) cruiser

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rob0Pede 36 points ago +36 / -0

I just don’t see the enthusiasm for a second Trump term guys...

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Ameronaut 15 points ago +15 / -0

I was a magapede until Drumpf said mean thing so now I'm Ridin' with Biden

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rob0Pede 12 points ago +12 / -0

“I’m an Iraq vet marine that voted for Trump in 2016 but after that article from that totally legit magazine I’m definitely voting for Biden/Harris”

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edxzxz 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here's the deal, fat - this whole string of comments sounds like a load of malarkey to me, man!

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Randomite 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hidin' with Biden

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Deathlessly 1 point ago +1 / -0

But will you Cum Holla with Kamala?

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brsmith77 2 points ago +2 / -0

IKR? So many 2016 Trump voters are disillusioned and will definitely be voting for a senile, kiddie sniffing, career politician with zero achievements.

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TwelveMoreYears 36 points ago +36 / -0

"Train on the water and boat on the tracks"

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DoIMAGAYouHornyBaby 34 points ago +34 / -0

So THATS how we will be able to get to Hawaii under the Green New Deal. Maybe A hole C was on to something

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ProphetOfKek 29 points ago +29 / -0

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA CHOO CHOO!!!

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Darkheartisland 24 points ago +24 / -0

Why isn't he 50 points ahead?

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IwantmyCountryback 25 points ago +25 / -0

He is, but they can't hurt Joe's feelings yet

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Carry_Your_Name 5 points ago +5 / -0

He definitely is, you can feel it, but you won't ever hear it from any fake news.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

He is...

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CarpenterRichard 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is the best thing I ever saw. 👌

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Chuchu 19 points ago +19 / -0

We were promised flying cars but...

Trump train is better

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Crigence 5 points ago +5 / -0

We were promised flying cars, but all we got was a plague and rioting children

November 3rd is gonna be worth it though

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Rockonanon 16 points ago +16 / -0

I don't always take the train, but when i do , , ,

it's a MAGA Water Train fueled by Dragon Energy.

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Crigence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not to be confused with Monster Energy

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Useful_Vidiots 14 points ago +14 / -0

Think of the time and effort it took to not only make it, but make it work.

HIGH ENERGY!!!

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leakmouth 13 points ago +13 / -0

Amphibious train confirmed

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GulagDweller 13 points ago +13 / -0

I don't like the water and prefer to stay on land, but I'd make an exception and ride that Trump Train Boat!

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RussianLimbaugh 5 points ago +5 / -0

🐸7

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why can't swim?

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GulagDweller 6 points ago +6 / -0

I was last swimming in High School to pass my gym requirements. Never liked it and have never done it since. I figure it's mostly because I almost drown when I was 10 years old and had a lifelong effect on my desire to be in or on the water.

Funny thing, I love living near water. I lived lake front for a decade and loved it.

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StillplayenSometimes 11 points ago +11 / -0

Train on the waterrr

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Yeow 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fire in the Adidasss

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Jsmitty112 11 points ago +11 / -0

We have the best minds!

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TRUMPTRAIN2020MATAGO 11 points ago +11 / -0

Thank you for posting! We put a lot of work into it!! But damn worth it!!! TRUMP TRAIN 2020!!! #hsgraphics #hookspit

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Honk4Trump [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh wow you were the ones who made it? Thanks for doing it!

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NvJohansson 10 points ago +10 / -0

But Biden is leading, you can tell by the energy of his "follower".

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Covfefe_Baby 9 points ago +9 / -0

Love seeing people who love Trump as much as we do!

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1776ThereIsaidIt 9 points ago +9 / -0

Correct me if I am wrong but I have never seen flotillas or convoys in honor of a president or candidate before during my lifetime except for Trump. The enthusiasm for this president from his base is off the charts.

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OhLollyLollyPop 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree and I first voted for Richard Nixon! 🥳

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Grillervative 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, you old! My 1st vote was for Reagan. Turned 18, and 3 days later, cast my vote for Reagan.

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Honk4Trump [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mother fucking floatillas!

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

That’s amazing.

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where we are going, we don't need... Roads.

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JanetMerai 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd love to be in that! :)

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TeaPartySon 6 points ago +6 / -0

chugga chugga chugga Whoo Whoo!

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Troll 5 points ago +5 / -0

It doesn't have brakes, either.

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Siteless_Vagrant 5 points ago +5 / -0

THAT - and I'm from south Louisiana, so I'm kind of an expert on this, IS A PARADE FLOAT! There has never been, as far as I am aware, a parade thrown in honor of a president.

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OhLollyLollyPop 2 points ago +2 / -0

And now we have them almost daily somewhere in the USA!! Trumpers are happy people!

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WestPalm 4 points ago +4 / -0

Toppest of keks

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magabirdlady 4 points ago +4 / -0

Choo Choo for Trump 2020

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iactuallylovetrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Are you, are you, coming to the train,
led by a man who wants to break the chains?
Establishment is terrified: They can’t control his reign.
Let’s meet this year on the Trump train.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UoQ87O21Rw

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AllAboard_TrumpTrain 4 points ago +4 / -0

That is really beautiful

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remember1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

Those railroad tracks. Oh my. I always appreciate attention to detail!

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FUCKTHEDNC 4 points ago +4 / -0

CHO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!

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FutileConundrum 4 points ago +4 / -0

Where we're going we don't need rails!

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Choo Choo!

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Neonentity 3 points ago +3 / -0

NOW AMPHIBIOUS!

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Rock_Flag_Eagle 3 points ago +3 / -0

CHOO CHOO!!

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dneal1975 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me just say shame on this thread...I had to scroll halfway to the bottom before the first "No Brakes" comment.

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montag 3 points ago +3 / -0

The MEMES ARE ALIVE!!

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Sodium_miner 3 points ago +3 / -0

All aboard!!!

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TheGreatNatsby 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can we get an actual Trump train in the second term?

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V-FOR-VICTOR 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love how the boats bimini top looks like smoke coming from the chimney

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catsntrance 2 points ago +2 / -0

Biden has supporters with just as much enthusiasm and vigor...kek