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KekistanPM 37 points ago +37 / -0

Texas government be like "We've (reluctantly) decided to go from stage 4 to 3. But we ask everyone keep acting like we're in stage 4."

Austin government be like "Screw stage 3 we're going to continue acting like we're in stage 5 full speed ahead!"

Austin residents be like "Thank you, Mr. Mayor, oh thank you! We prefer to continue staying scared at home! Be safe, and BLM!"

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Belac186 13 points ago +14 / -1

When did we lose our balls?

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UpTrump 11 points ago +11 / -0

And Joe Biden creates hard times

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