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Dr707 14 points ago +14 / -0

Should start a national poll based on how many monster trucks have a given candidates name on them, it'd be more accurate than the current methods

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SpezDispenser 20 points ago +20 / -0

Grave Digger is named after a democratic voting strategy. No one named specifically.

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POTUS_DonnieJ 8 points ago +8 / -0

Also drag racers. Eric Trump just posted photos from an NHRA event where tons of cars had “racers for Trump” stickers on them.

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SHALL_NOT 11 points ago +11 / -0

C'mon man! If I showed you, if I showed, that kind of stuff, like what youre, what youre saying? You couldnt tell, Im telling you, you couldnt tell me ANYTHING like that! Monster trucks?! Serious, no seriously! No! you listen to me pal! We uh we got monster we, uh, we had monster trucks. Biggern that! But people these days, im telling you, people dont want these trucks. Young people know its bad for the environment and nobody needs it like that. Its why I wholeheartedly, uh, wholeheartedly support renewables and solar. Man, seriously, show me a monster prius. Thats what this world needs right now man and uh America uh America we can lead the way with the um the technologies to get there. But we got to uh got to get Trump out of there or we'll never get there.

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I3lackI2ogue 3 points ago +3 / -0

you needed to stick a "you know the thing" in there so 6/10

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Nimblenavigator1 3 points ago +3 / -0

Listen fat, that telegram was spot on, and you can take that to the bank, bucko!

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ddragon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can’t tell if this is Biden or Obama

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

He'd be lucky to even have a couple of Shriners drive around in their miniature clown cars with a Biden flag.

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sustainable_saltmine 20 points ago +20 / -0

we need some amphibious vehicles

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KilroyJCNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

I always wanted a DUKW or LARC. . .

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spezisacuckold 11 points ago +11 / -0

Boaters for Trump is probably the coolest, most patriotic, and totally badass phenomenon I could not have foreseen a year ago.

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CommieCrats 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ahhh monster trucks.

Does any other country even have these hahaha!

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oopsie 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well now. That is awesome! So beautiful seeing them in their natural environment. The habitat of the North American Water truck must be preserved.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +8 / -2

I live near the ocean - my personal beach is the greatest beach on earth (NSB) .. and I love the ocean.

But, FUCK if lakes aren't hillbilly heavens where I'd die and be happy!

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NECC_EOD 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm saying this out of love and respect. This is the most white people thing I have ever seen...

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TippyTop1987 4 points ago +4 / -0

When nightfall comes, the Monster Trucks shall play the song of my people. 572 cubic inches of pulse pumping adrenaline and it screams out from 3 inch headers. Truly a sight to be seen!

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KilroyJCNJ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Way back when, when I had a boat, my daily driver was a ‘93 Caprice Wagon. I had a Bumper sticker on the wagon that said “My other Boat is a Starcraft Runabout” and a “transom sticker” for the boat that said “My other Boat is a Chevy Caprice”.

Mostly it was motorcyclists who noticed and I always got a big 👍

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TippyTop1987 2 points ago +2 / -0

Floatation tires!

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

Finally! I was starting to get worried.

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CovfefeVideo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do you want to lose your guns in a boating accident? Because that's how you lose your guns in a boating accident.

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Yaztaz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Com'on man, we have the thing

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Usernames1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where's WhistlenDiesel?

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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m legitimately surprised they aren’t floating

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TheEvilSausage [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0
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The_RedWolf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well I’ll be damned