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hemi 90 points ago +92 / -2

After she steal drinks it they should've told her they have some disease like Hep C.

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Slick_Willy 56 points ago +57 / -1

She named her 7th child that because it sounds cool.

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WeinerLapTop 47 points ago +47 / -0

She spelled it Hepacey. Goes well with her twin brother Hennesey

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MaxineWaters4Prez 19 points ago +19 / -0

And Sha-chlamydia

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Miztivin 10 points ago +11 / -1

Shadynasty is another good one.

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realJohnMiller 34 points ago +34 / -0

Can you get Hep C twice?

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TheTPL 16 points ago +16 / -0

I would've just coughed in her face and said "Tested positive this morning, enjoy the Rona ride (you diabetic obese hoe (If I really wanted to be extra nasty))".

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KaliyugaNavigator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Ma’am I have herpes

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Ravenant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, I was thinking they should jump up all panicked and try to get it back ( but not too hard) and sound incoherent for a moment until she starts drinking, then yell out all anguished, "BUT I HAVE HIV!".