The thing to do, if one sees a riot coming their way, might be to dump comedic amounts of Ipecac in all the drinks.
If they pass on by, just order replacement drinks.
If they steal your drinks, karmic gold.
Pepperidge Farm remembers all the pallets of bric ks left in their paths during previous riots, .. the same might be done with bottles of water marked 'for Trump Rally, Do Not Steal'.
There's a detox health product called OxyPowder that's a magnesium with attached oxidizers, .. goes through digestive system and triggers extreme peristalsis of liquified ancient bowel plaques.
Say, a triple amount.
The person would feel better, later on, healthier etc .. but the immediate 48 to 72 hour aftermath would be told in disturbed whispers by their neighbors' great-grandchildren.
I started writing a comment about laxitives before looking down and noticing your reply. Great minds think alike Fren.
Here's a better idea. Show up to a riot area with a bunch of water bottles with water and laxatives inside, and hand them out. Preferably the mini-water bottles. If they throw them at police, it won't do much. However, if they drink the water .... lets just say "holy shit."
The thing to do, if one sees a riot coming their way, might be to dump comedic amounts of Ipecac in all the drinks.
If they pass on by, just order replacement drinks.
If they steal your drinks, karmic gold.
Pepperidge Farm remembers all the pallets of bric ks left in their paths during previous riots, .. the same might be done with bottles of water marked 'for Trump Rally, Do Not Steal'.
Fill it up with laxative would also be awesome.
There's a detox health product called OxyPowder that's a magnesium with attached oxidizers, .. goes through digestive system and triggers extreme peristalsis of liquified ancient bowel plaques.
Say, a triple amount.
The person would feel better, later on, healthier etc .. but the immediate 48 to 72 hour aftermath would be told in disturbed whispers by their neighbors' great-grandchildren.
I started writing a comment about laxitives before looking down and noticing your reply. Great minds think alike Fren.
Here's a better idea. Show up to a riot area with a bunch of water bottles with water and laxatives inside, and hand them out. Preferably the mini-water bottles. If they throw them at police, it won't do much. However, if they drink the water .... lets just say "holy shit."
Or baking soda water.
Visine.
Visine can catch you an attempted murder charge...
But it gets the 'red' out.