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TheTPL 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fill it up with laxative would also be awesome.

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OGpsywar 11 points ago +11 / -0

There's a detox health product called OxyPowder that's a magnesium with attached oxidizers, .. goes through digestive system and triggers extreme peristalsis of liquified ancient bowel plaques.

Say, a triple amount.

The person would feel better, later on, healthier etc .. but the immediate 48 to 72 hour aftermath would be told in disturbed whispers by their neighbors' great-grandchildren.

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FuckRioters 1 point ago +1 / -0

I started writing a comment about laxitives before looking down and noticing your reply. Great minds think alike Fren.

Here's a better idea. Show up to a riot area with a bunch of water bottles with water and laxatives inside, and hand them out. Preferably the mini-water bottles. If they throw them at police, it won't do much. However, if they drink the water .... lets just say "holy shit."