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posted ago by SalamanderBlizzard ago by SalamanderBlizzard +3786 / -0
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Samuel_L_Bronkowitz 80 points ago +81 / -1

How many people have to live with you in order to need Two giant sub zero fridges? I wish they’d have a gender reveal party on her street.

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Picador_20 33 points ago +33 / -0

The correct answer is two, his and hers. Nancy's husband prefers that his gourmet chocolate ice cream never be allowed to touch her artisanal vanilla gelato.