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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

If your username is in reference to Pittsburg, I’m sorry for your loss. I was looking forward to watching Crosby and Malkin in the playoffs. I can only assume they bent the knee to BLM early and suffered the trump curse? My Avs just decided to speak out and immediately lost to Dallas 🤦‍♂️

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha fair enuff! and I am too, I just like hockey cause it’s a bunch of pissed of brutes knocking each others teef out for an hour. Then they got all woke and now they’re all pussies. Literally in the semi finals in the playoffs now and I haven’t seen a single fight. Normally there are like 15 knockouts by now. Buncha pansies.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Go watch Slap Shot and relax

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WhitePowerRanger 2 points ago +2 / -0

I prefer Goon with Sean William Scott 😂

Also, I’m just mad at my Avs and taking it out on the entire NHL 😭

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Goon is pretty good, too.

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VinlandThistle 1 point ago +1 / -0

They anticipated you'd say that, so they started notthebee.com

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TrudopesEyebrow [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

https://babylonbee.com/news/gavin-newsom-says-counties-must-stay-on-lockdown-until-death-is-eradicated

”Once we have beaten the last enemy, death itself, we can slowly begin to reopen over a 40-year period," Newsom said at a press conference Tuesday. "Counties that report even one death for any reason will be forced to keep closures in place indefinitely, until we have answered the eternal question of how to reverse aging and ensure no one can die ever."

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nozonozo 13 points ago +13 / -0

It's far more likely we'll cure death before social justice disease.

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NvJohansson 6 points ago +6 / -0

All California has at the moment is a cure for wellness

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Mona1950 9 points ago +9 / -0

I live here. Last night was one of the worst I have ever had. My power went off about 6PM and didn't come back on till 4AM. Never mind that we have had one of the worst heat waves of all times here. Due to mismanagement of our power grids (green energy you know) we have to suffer this shit. I slept for 2 hours at a time. Even with my air conditioning earlier in the day, they had installed on of those crappy nests that keeps it semi cool but doesn't really do the job. I had to go sit in front of a fan all day yesterday. This is total bullshit. California is shithole. DO NOT COME HERE. One of the worst run Democratic states in the US. LET'S TURN THIS STATE RED PEDES, AND GET BACK TO A FUNCTIONING STATE.

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WhitePowerRanger 3 points ago +3 / -0

By red, you mean letting the blood of the commies flow thru the streets like the rivers of ancient babylon? Idk if that’s any more sanitary than the shit and needles? But maybe it’ll wash all that away?

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Mona1950 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's exactly what I was trying to say. You said it better than I.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am in Minnesota. I already have my heat on. I wish we had a heatwave.

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Mona1950 1 point ago +1 / -0

YESSSSSSS - I call him the game show host - he looks like one - amirite?

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Cyer6 2 points ago +2 / -0

I remember all the blackouts and nonsense when I lived in the Central Valley. I later got some solar panels for my house to ease those huge electric bills. In a heatwave like you're having, a house like mine (2100 sqft two-story), bills could easily push $500-600/month. I even put in a whole house fan, which worked great in the evenings if the temps dropped below 80. Ran it all night and it could keep the temps comfortable without AC.

I was lucky when I put in those solar panels under the Netmetering 1 plan because later the power companies decided that too many Californians were able to run off the grid during the day and get credit for the extra power they generated. So they convinced the state to allow them to implement Netmetering 2 where you basically just use your solar for your house and any extra that goes back to the grid is free power for the power company (no credits). So the dem politicians push for more solar on homes, but then completely disincentivize it for homeowners and it hurts solar panel companies who install them. That's California and another reason why I moved.

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CommieCrats 7 points ago +7 / -0

He meant to say until fainstein and pelosi and newsom and garcetti and shumer and aoc and bernie and soros da s find a way to establish communism!

HINT TO LOSERS: it's going to take the rest of your limited lives

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WhitePowerRanger 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gross

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Rodger 4 points ago +4 / -0

Two words: GRIM REAPER

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masterdrake 4 points ago +4 / -0

jokes on Newsom. we already know the cure for death, get on your damn knees and pray to your creator

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T_WIN_2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good news! Smokers, drinkers, obese people, you are a higher risk of getting sick. Therefore we will pay you to stay home and do the very thing that is causing your weak immune system.. smoking, drinking and overeating. But at least you won't catch anything (hopefully)

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dykstra89 3 points ago +3 / -0

its legit already what he said. his new 'covid color guidlines' for reopening only go down to the color yellow, 1 new case per 100k people per county for 21 straight days. yellow means they still expect you to wear masks in any public setting and social distancing.

we can never return to normal until we handle these tyrants accordingly

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Your correct the anointed have spoken and nothing less will change their god complex bubble minds

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Four_of_Seven 3 points ago +3 / -0

He even looks drunk off the fucking power he's hoarding

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VetforTrump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously there isn't one for stupidity. Wait til we find out what Gavin Newsome Hs done. Must be bad

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MericanBurrito 2 points ago +2 / -0

Is it wrong that I no longer see this as satire and instead as some kind of future reporting on these insane Democrats

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somedaysoon 2 points ago +2 / -0

People seem to be reincarnated early November every four years.... Maybe california should look into that

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anon2309011 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wouldn't surprise me at this point.

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PartandParcel 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can’t tell the difference between satire and reality any more. Where’s my boy Honkler at?

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triggernometry 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or at least until property values dip so low China can buy up the rest of the state.