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556x45mm 174 points ago +174 / -0

I hope so, I just drafted Teamsters, Swift and FedEx in my fantasy trucking league.

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magnifiscent 63 points ago +63 / -0

I got stuck with JB Hunt and their trucks don't go up past 55mph...

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Major_Nutt 51 points ago +51 / -0

Better than Old Dominion. Those fuckers don't go under 90, shit's dangerous.

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NvJohansson 20 points ago +20 / -0

Wish l has this train in my pool, imagine how many pantifa it could splatter?

https://youtu.be/Wcb55gZUL6A

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PrairieRaine88 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or Swift, Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking.

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jive-ass-turkey 7 points ago +7 / -0

I draft all the O/O's in long nose Petes.

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Skygrrrl 4 points ago +4 / -0

During the lockdown they were truly owning the road. No cars . Well...some...

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 3 points ago +3 / -0

I want A. Duie Pyle.

Did they mean to make a funny when they named it that?

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jive-ass-turkey 12 points ago +13 / -1

trailer scythes

This is the way

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King6of6the6retards 7 points ago +7 / -0

Conan and Mad Max were prescient. Live long and prosper. The dark one's own luck. Fuck dorks.

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CisSiberianOrchestra 32 points ago +33 / -1

Reminds me of the game Carmageddon back in the 90s.

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CelesteD 14 points ago +14 / -0

the idea itself came from an old movie called death race 2000. 1975, extra points for kids and grandmas. it was purposefully terrible. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072856/

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jive-ass-turkey 12 points ago +12 / -0

How could you?

Death Race 2000 is an American treasure.

I feel attacked.

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WhitePowerRanger 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same. I challenge him to a death race!

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CelesteD 2 points ago +2 / -0

nah, its one of those "so bad its good" movies :)

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FakeNametag 3 points ago +3 / -0

Pile Driver Bonus +1000

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308freedom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make style points great again!

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CharlesDemar72 1 point ago +1 / -0

I had that for my PC....I modded it so my boss was a ped. Whenever he pissed. E off I’d go home and splatter him a few hundred times.

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Alittlebitantisocial 29 points ago +29 / -0

It plays the mario coin sound with each point.

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TGNX 11 points ago +11 / -0

I would pay $10,000 for that feature.

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WhitePowerRanger 8 points ago +8 / -0

Seriously? Like if I designed a bumper that went “BA-DING” everytime you hit something, you’d send me 10 grand? Cause I’ll literally go hammer that shit out in my garage right now!! I’ll even throw in a reverse bumper for free!

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Skygrrrl 6 points ago +6 / -0

Rioter

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Skygrrrl 3 points ago +3 / -0

Also, Epstein didn’t kill him self.

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Bigger_igloo 23 points ago +23 / -0

Bonus points if holding a megaphone. 10x if wielding a weapon.