911: “Hello, 911.”
Douche: “Yes I’ve been shot!”
911: “you’ve been shot? Sir where were you shot?”
Douche: “About 50 times with paintballs all over.”
911: “50 times with paintballs all over. Why?”
Douche: “I was pissing in this dude’s Trump sign and he came out of his house and shot me! Send someone to arrest him!”
911: ....
Douche: “Hello?!”
911: “Were on our way to arrest you sir. Just hang tight and don’t cry yourself to death, okay?” Click
Douche: “Fuck.”
Oh it hurts. It depends on how you have the C02 adjusted, but it will absolutely leave welts and bruises. That's half the fun when you're playing, you get the adrenaline rush because you really don't want to get hit.
I mean, this guy is definitely a pussy. But he's also going to have real regrets. lol
This shit is def staged!!
Don't care, will watch again.
Totally.
yeah, seems like it.
Agreed, still funny, but something just seems off.
Yeah, I always feel like shit gets staged like this as a proof of concept, baiting someone into actually doing something like this.
OP change this to a ShitPost. Look silly as hell and gullible like the left thinking this is real. It’s funny sure but let’s be accurate.
Hmmmmm...
911: “Hello, 911.” Douche: “Yes I’ve been shot!” 911: “you’ve been shot? Sir where were you shot?” Douche: “About 50 times with paintballs all over.” 911: “50 times with paintballs all over. Why?” Douche: “I was pissing in this dude’s Trump sign and he came out of his house and shot me! Send someone to arrest him!” 911: .... Douche: “Hello?!” 911: “Were on our way to arrest you sir. Just hang tight and don’t cry yourself to death, okay?” Click Douche: “Fuck.”
Funny!
That's a basic Tippman. Lucky he didn't have an autococker.
Yeah dont take video and post it online. Also it's better if you can get a based neighbor in on it who will let you pick them off from their house.
Paintballs don’t hurt that badly, what a pussy.
You've obviously never played paintball.
I’ve played a shit-ton of paintball. I have a Tippman A-5.
Oh it hurts. It depends on how you have the C02 adjusted, but it will absolutely leave welts and bruises. That's half the fun when you're playing, you get the adrenaline rush because you really don't want to get hit.
I mean, this guy is definitely a pussy. But he's also going to have real regrets. lol
Well you NOTICE it, that’s for sure. But you’re not dying by any means.
Indeed
FUCK. OUTTA. HERE.
I hope those balls were frozen
based
worth it. what a pathetic piece of shit that cockroach.
This is so staged and so poorly done the next person to post this should be banned forever