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HyperCarbs 472 points ago +473 / -1

Talk about breaking the 4th wall. Holy crap.

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OMBOMB 273 points ago +273 / -0

Can't wait until the debates.

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alfredbester 309 points ago +310 / -1

Never happen, Johnny. Uncle Sniffy is planning on a convenient case of the Shanghai shivers.

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DrWeeGee 195 points ago +195 / -0

This. Biden isn't physically capable of debating a wall

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Ronald_Dregan 154 points ago +155 / -1

He looks ill.

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MrTrumpsWildRide 121 points ago +123 / -2

Trump is cutting off their supply of fetus stem cells, so they're essentially decomposing before our eyes.

Won't be long for many of them now. Crooked and Rapin', Ginsburg, Biden, Sackeyes, Murdoch.

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donaldismydad 9 points ago +9 / -0

indeed, however, killary has a frozen stockpile to last her through election day; the dnc(killary) will “announce” joepedo is medically unfit to continue just before the debates, then install killary as nominee...BRING IT ON, THE DONALD IS READY TO FACE AND DEBATE ANY CHALLENGER, BE IT SUB-HUMAN OR REPTILLIAN!

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leakmouth 58 points ago +58 / -0

He looks like he’s fighting just to stay upright

But dRuMpF was breathing through his nose!!! And you could hear it!!! He breathed like 18 times in a minute so therefore he’s snorting coke!! REEEE

You guys remember that? Trump breathing was even worse of a scandal than Trump drinking water

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leing15 33 points ago +33 / -0 (edited)

That's what came to my mind too.

All of these were big news and/or spread like wild fire on social media as "proof" of Trump being physically/mentally unfit for office or "proof" of some other leftard delusion:

  • Trump walking down a slippery ramp is "proof" he's ill;
  • Trump drinking water while trying to block water drops from getting his tie wet is "proof" he is too old, had a stroke, or whatever other horrible illness";
  • Trump walking a few steps in a relaxed swag was "proof" he had "mini strokes;"
  • Trump walking from the helicopter to the WH looking exhausted (because it was late, he had a full day, he's human, & works a lot just about every day), was "proof" he felt defeated and was about to resign or give up reelection.

There is probably more BS that I'm not thinking of right now, but the point is that, if it had been Trump caught with scripted questions (which we know DemocRATS have used for a long time), and if it had been Trump caught CLEARLY reading his answers to the scripted questions from a teleprompter, the clip would be all over the news and would be trending in all social media platforms immediately after the very first post in each of them.

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NuclearDreams 16 points ago +16 / -0

The picture they took of him at 2am getting off Marine One after the Tulsa rally was such an obvious ploy. Yeah the dude woke up at 5am, flew somewhere, then flew to Oklahoma, gave an hour long speech, then flew back to Washington and didn't get home until late in the night. What do you expect him to look like, a beacon of health?

Hell the guy is so energetic and on the move that I can't keep up just reading about it. He will tweet out boasts about the economy in the morning, visit the Veterans cemetery three states away at lunch, have a round table with emergency workers two more states over in the afternoon, and then be tweeting again about that evenings shows on the MSM and all that they lied about.

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DrinkMoreWater 10 points ago +10 / -0

Desperate projection

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Ronald_Dregan 10 points ago +11 / -1

That cuck Joe Rogan ran with it and said he snorts Adderall or does speed. Not sure which Joe I dislike more.

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ClownTamer 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Trump takes a piss standing up before November, the MSM is going to have a field day with his bigotry. “Sit down or stay home!” they’ll say. “He’s setting a bad example!” they’ll say. They’ll say a lot of things. Then we’ll head to the polls and give him the biggest landslide victory in presidential history.

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amopheldupsidedown 34 points ago +34 / -0

I'm thinking fever or the AC broke

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Impressive-Length 16 points ago +16 / -0

It sounds like they’re playing Biden at 1/2 speed.

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Dr0neRec0very 13 points ago +14 / -1

He's reading off a teleprompter, he's STILL struggling and he STILL sounds incoherent.

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ztrich007 24 points ago +24 / -0

When you're in the basement a long time like him, you don't get a whole lot of Vitamin D

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theeyeshaveit 26 points ago +26 / -0

Perhaps he has "Sundowners". That's when a person with dementia gets worse at the end of the day. Biden clearly has dementia.

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ztrich007 11 points ago +11 / -0

That makes sense. Didn't know that was an official thing.

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

I really am shocked that they didn't schedule the debates for the afternoon, so they'd be able to yank creepy sleepy joe off the stage before sunset, when he's just batshit incomprehensible.

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tombombadil 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yup. We always it “witching hour” when my grandmother went through it. Evening for some reason is the worst part of the day for their dementia.

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namechangearoo 4 points ago +4 / -0

And being secluded like that can really cause that cognitive decline to rapidly set in.

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BasedRedPillZeus 19 points ago +20 / -1

He’s a likely pedophile. He can burn in hell.

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namechangearoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Based on the video evidence, I’d say highly likely.

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BannedbyRed 28 points ago +28 / -0

He acts like he is on his death bed

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panama_sucks 2 points ago +2 / -0

acting?

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1A2A 18 points ago +18 / -0 (edited)

I mean, won't they just insist on a virtual debate? Where he can easily wear an ear piece and be fed teleprompter lines just like this?

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NuclearDreams 13 points ago +13 / -0

I used to be concerned about that as well, but with how slow he reads the teleprompter and how he seems to get lost in the middle of whatever he is saying even when he is told the answer ahead of time, I think Trump can pre-empt him and continually interrupt his points with one liners that will shake him up and throw him into a fit.

Don't get me wrong, Trump should never agree to a virtual debate. But I think even in that format Trump could excel at crushing someone as slow and tired as Biden.

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FreeBased1 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree 100%

But if POTUS Trump insists on a real debate, they'll spin that as him being afraid of joe or not caring about Chyna virus.

And POTUS Trump can go pretty easy on joe hidin' and still interrupt him.

You don't wanna go too hard, because they'll say Trump is a bully.

Just like Trump had to pull some punches debating crooked Hillary, lest he be called a bigot who was being a meanie to a "lady"

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Croatan_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

this will be the best debates ever! Joe gonna get that ass tore up!

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Datamancer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Virtual debate? It won't even be him. It will be some CGI deep fake with Biden's voice and someone else's answers.

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KremlinBot 3 points ago +3 / -0

A virtual debate would have many convenient technical difficulties at key times. I still think they'll go with the "Trump isn't worthy of having a platform to speak" argument to cancel the debates. They'll have Joe read off a statement that says, "I don't talk to the KKK... move it up a bit... so come on man, no I won't talk to Trump!" The talking heads will declare it stunning, bold and remarkably presidential.

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Kelmika 48 points ago +48 / -0

Shanghai shivers....😂😂

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PatPede1 17 points ago +17 / -0

I know, right?.....I'm laughing so hard I'm gasping for air!

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WestPalm 17 points ago +17 / -0

Chopsick

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anon1011101 14 points ago +14 / -0

Sweet and Sour Sicken

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Litecola 11 points ago +11 / -0

Egg Flu Young

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Zambillians2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

I can't breeve, Mr. Officer

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SirSeizureSalad 4 points ago +4 / -0

Gasping for air so hard, I sound like Joe trying to read a sentence!

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snekplisken 5 points ago +6 / -1

Now listen, Chung Yeo Fat!

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Hurricane 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm using shanghai shivers from now on. Thanks!

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vovchykbratyk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you sure it's Shanghai shivers? I heard it was Sweet and Sour Sicken

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ColdBrewCovfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think so too. Something will happen in the next couple of weeks that prevents him from attending. Sad. I was looking forward to it.

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Dang 71 points ago +71 / -0

Donna Brazille and Chris Wallace have probably already provided the biden team with the questions well in advance so that they can start beating the answers into biden.

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Tookens 61 points ago +61 / -0

Isn't it an amazing coincidence that all the moderators are flaming lefties?

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Dang 61 points ago +62 / -1

I am sure President Trump has a plan to deal with it though. Maybe go off topic and press Biden with difficult questions that will get under his skin.

Biden is easily upset, which I have read is common for people suffering from Dementia.

Trump will use this as an advantage I believe.

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Minarchist_Manlet 26 points ago +26 / -0

Then he just has to sit back and act like a kind - if slightly amused - spectator. Tell everyone Biden is probably a nice guy but his handlers are taking advantage of him.

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UpTrump 25 points ago +25 / -0

Yeah, even if Biden has the answers to all the questions, he won't be able to answer the ones Trump asks

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mrspaulrevere 17 points ago +17 / -0

Some of the ones Trump asks start with "Your son Hunter, where's Hunter?..."

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txladyvoter 16 points ago +16 / -0

Com'mom man! Er Mom? Woman? Wife?

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edxzxz 9 points ago +11 / -2

Here's the deal, fats - if the Trump team doesn't have an elite squad working night and day to analyze sleepy joe's every spoken word for the past 2 years so they can find exactly how to push his buttons come debate night, sending him into a deranged outburst of anger live on tv, somebody's not doing their job. I expect POTUS will have Joe screaming the 'N' word at least once before creepy Joe has to fake a heart attack so he can get off the stage.

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Croatan_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

this^

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lefty295 15 points ago +16 / -1

They were in 2016 too, but it didn't really work out for them.

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amopheldupsidedown 13 points ago +14 / -1

They're all "journalists" in the first place so, nope. Getting Tucker or OAN as a moderator would be clear indication of behind the scenes string-pulling snuck-uppery shenanigans, and it would have been so much fun to watch.

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MonsterSteve 14 points ago +15 / -1

It doesn't matter because Biden can't even read off a teleprompter and he sure as hell can't memorize anything. The debates will be a disaster and I'm still counting on him pulling out to not give Trump "legitimacy".

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sun_wolf 12 points ago +12 / -0

Biden forfeits the election! Throws in the towel! Refuses to debate!

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leakmouth 11 points ago +11 / -0 (edited)

They are working on Biden and RBG cyborgs and deep fake Bidens and RBGs as we speak

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tombombadil 7 points ago +7 / -0

This normally would piss me off, but it honestly doesn’t matter at this point. Unlike Hillary, Biden is incapable of saying a scripted answer. It will make zero difference whether it is scripted or not.

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CanadianMeathead 35 points ago +35 / -0

Each side should provide 5 questions the other side has to answer. Imagine...

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prisoner_of_funk 29 points ago +29 / -0

I think they should take turns asking each other questions. Then they both get the questions they don't want to have to answer to the people about. I guarantee people would watch that debate.

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OranjeBlanjeBlou 4 points ago +4 / -0

Because that would...be...a debate?

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vovchykbratyk 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Question one comes from Candidate Biden, go ahead sir."

"Look... Coronavirus, hundred... a hundred.. I mean lookit...... come on"

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mackhankins 31 points ago +31 / -0

I still don't believe it will ever happen. Joe is going to get the rona and he will not be able to attend. However, they might try use Kamala as a plug.

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mrspaulrevere 16 points ago +16 / -0

Last minute switcheroo. "Since Mr. Biden has been exposed to the virus and can't be here, Kamala Harris will step in for him. It's the Vice President's role to fill in for the President or in this case, the President nominee..."

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Data 14 points ago +14 / -0

Some nice foreshadowing of what they intend to happen during a Biden Presidency.

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Croatan_man 2 points ago +2 / -0

him having wuflu will look equally bad for him. Can't debate because a little illness? How's he going to lead the country if he gets a cold?

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Mint 8 points ago +8 / -0

If someone needs to be conveniently "passed away", I hear the Dems have someone for that

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vegeta_ban 4 points ago +4 / -0

So what happens if Biden croaks before November 3rd?

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NuclearDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

In a rational world any of those reasons would show that Biden is unfit for office anyways. The world doesn't stop because POTUS has the flu or a family member passed away. How could we trust our government and especially our diplomatic relations to a guy who calls off a meeting because he isn't feeling well?

Of course we all know the media will run cover for whatever excuse Biden tries to pull and we will get a million "Why Debates are Outdated and Racist" articles.

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Steel357 45 points ago +45 / -0

Politicians are actors. "Joe Biden" is as real as "Don Corleone." Trump isn't a politician or an actor.

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Imransgarage 17 points ago +17 / -0

☝🏻

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anon1011101 8 points ago +8 / -0

Bingo

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 32 points ago +32 / -0

They should just cancel Biden and give us a mystery avatar labeled "The Establishment" in his place.

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IAbsolutelyDare 16 points ago +16 / -0

At this point the worst AI responses would make more sense than Biden's best effort.

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50blessings 11 points ago +11 / -0

I love how in school we were expected to remember everything for a presentation, and we got docked for reading from a script or failing to answer a question on the fly properly. And here we are in 2020 and the Democratic nominee for the President of the USA can't fucking read a goddamn script for scripted questions. It's hard to tell which is more full of shit, the Biden campaign or the American education system.

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swarleybing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Walls are bad! Trump build wall. Joe not like wall. Where Joe pudding?

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9moreyears 244 points ago +245 / -1

why so out of breath, Joe? Did the IV fall out again?

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MustBeTrump 154 points ago +154 / -0

He sounds exhausted.

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RedDuck 64 points ago +64 / -0 (edited)

Every interview looks like he's struggling to even get words out at this point. He talks like somebody just woke him up at 2 in the morning from a dead sleep and he's still a little bit in a dream. Sleepy Joe for sure

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intamin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Just a reply to the guy above you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGXY3vRnzjk

Amazing video of Joe pronouncing expodentially, lol.

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chadenfreude_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Expodentially hilarious video

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Alpinix 2 points ago +2 / -0

How had I not seen this before now? This is terrible. Every time he said it my laughter got "expodentially" more robust. How has no one corrected him yet?

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intamin 2 points ago +2 / -0

I agree. I had never seen it. Dunno how it slipped through the cracks I thought I’d seen them all! Haha.

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MustBeTrump 24 points ago +26 / -2

It'll be kind of disappointing if Trump wins through lack of competition, if Biden just fully deteriorates and drops out or just doesn't get any votes because he's clearly lost it.

I'd prefer to see Trump curb stomp the left whilst trying their absolute best to win.

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Shoe 27 points ago +27 / -0

Nah, the left failing due to their own sheer incompetence is not only satisfying, but also extremely fitting!

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redditcansuckme 14 points ago +14 / -0

They're not sending their best.

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reddeadpill 11 points ago +11 / -0

They are. That’s the sad part

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Everquest4Life 5 points ago +5 / -0

He won the dem nomination.

Perhaps a total scam like in 2016, but according to dem voters he's their best candidate.

Pathetic.

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Two_Scoops__ 10 points ago +10 / -0

Nah I wanna see total chaos from their side as Biden completely loses it. It'll give Trump an even bigger landslide which is what he deserves

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panama_sucks 3 points ago +3 / -0

the sadistic part of me wants to see utter chaos in the DNC as well

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edxzxz 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is their best. An elderly dementia patient who delivered a glowing eulogy for a Ku Klux Klan Exalted Cyclops and the descendant of a slave holding plantation owning family who made her bones as a systemically racist prosecutor, extending the terms of non violent black offenders so she could use them as slave labor. Both claiming they own the black vote because the other guy is racist. Yeah.

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hillary2020lol 1 point ago +1 / -0

I hope you pointed out Hillary started the birth certificate thing.

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NuclearDreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm fine with it. Biden is the candidate because the Democratic party right now is an absolute shitshow. If we get a red wave where Trump wins the popular vote and we take back the House, it will be a full mandate from the nation for Trump and the Republicans to go ape shit on the Democratic party. Also their stupid popular vote compact that they are trying to put into law would fall apart so easily at that stage.

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NuclearDreams 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes but unfortunately he didn't win the popular vote so they've used this Russian collusion and "muh electoral college needs to go" bullshit to undermine him the entire way.

If he landslides Biden by winning the popular vote by a couple million and maybe even stealing some lean blue states (Minnesota, New Hampshire) then I really don't think they can convince the American people that he doesn't deserve to be in office.

Though Lord knows they will try. They can't help meddling in everything.

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CovefeefevoC 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ok - now imagine him being president for 4 years.... because that job isn't at all stressful.

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Spicy_maymay 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's not the plan. The plan is to get commie Harris in there.

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NuclearDreams 7 points ago +7 / -0

What happened to his campaigning, anyways? They made a big deal of Biden hitting the campaign trail and I saw he visited Pittsburgh and Kenosha but I haven't really been around here the last few days. Did he go anywhere else or did he retreat back to his basement?

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Italians_Invented_2A 47 points ago +48 / -1

You're a damn liar. Listen, fat. You want to check my shape, let’s do push-ups together. Let’s run. Let’s do whatever you want to do.

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Ronald_Dregan 23 points ago +24 / -1

Ok! How bout we debate?

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clottin_eye_joe 21 points ago +22 / -1

Ok Jack, I bet you don't know about roaches. What kind of shampoo do you use? You ain't black

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Afeazo 8 points ago +9 / -1

Let’s do a cocaine test, fat.

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VCW51 4 points ago +5 / -1

You want to do a cocaine test right here right now!?

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MegaMagaManX 41 points ago +41 / -0

Wasn't shortness of breath a symptom of COVID?

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Bot8556 21 points ago +21 / -0

It would be to cruel a joke for Biden to drop out before we get 3 full debates. The country needs that train wreck. Will be one of the few funny things to happen in 2020.

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MegaMagaManX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who would replace if he did? Hillary/Harris?

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Randomite 7 points ago +7 / -0

But-edge-edge. In the top slot. That would capture pretty much all of the identity buckets that Kamala can't.

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MegaMagaManX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Harris Abrams? Cringe AF

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Steel357 12 points ago +12 / -0

You know it!

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Click 21 points ago +23 / -2

They're setting up his eventual "bowing out" as the Democratic nominee.

Watch, he'll get the 'rona or some other bullshit excuse and the DNC will install the real ticket: Big Mike and Hilldog.

It's coming folks. So obvious.

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Afeazo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Can they even swap him out last minute? Mail in ballots would already be filled out for Biden. I would think them just swapping him out last minute so nobody has time to research the corruption of their new candidate, but I feel like if they are betting so much on mail in votes this won’t work.

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RIB4ever 7 points ago +7 / -0

You're assuming "mailed-in" (read: fabricated) ballots won't be "found" (read: fabricated) after election day...for whichever candidate they need

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Displayer 3 points ago +3 / -0

you make a point. I am one of the guys who think theres no chance biden will debate trump and they will just find an excuse to avoid debates, but dunno about replacing him this late in the race, because of what you said, some votes were already casted.
If anything, if dems decide to cheat and actually replace the ticket this would give Trump the perfect excuse to say "all mail in ballots will be deemed invalid, go vote in person if you want your vote to count, thank you."

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Jleinf 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yep, he getting something to avoid debating Trump without any logical ammo

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BeefyBelisarius 4 points ago +4 / -0

Too many state deadlines to get on the ballot have passed, any replacement will have to be someone who was in the primary.

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mykillk 173 points ago +174 / -1

That seems like it implies that the questions are scripted in advance and maybe they got out of order which is why Biden asked to "move it up".

He looks exhausted just doing interviews from his basement. I can't imagine this guy trying to do a real campaign or debating.

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mykillk 44 points ago +44 / -0

Well thankfully we won't have to worry about that

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Barkumo 44 points ago +44 / -0

Just make sure you still go out and vote like your life depends on it.

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rooftoptendie 36 points ago +36 / -0

out of all the people they could have picked....

its truly stunning. he's so bad the only way to measure it is to look through the entire historical record of candidates to determine if there's ever been a worse one.

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ProphetOfKek 10 points ago +10 / -0

As vile and uncharismatic as Hillary is, she can at least speak without people spoon feeding her.

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redditcansuckme 10 points ago +10 / -0

Assuming she isn't seizing or coughing up green phlegm balls into her water. Then it's Doc Choc's time to shine!

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edxzxz 7 points ago +7 / -0

But can she get herself into a van, without having to be chucked into it like a side of beef? I say the answer to that is clearly 'no'.

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FireannDireach 4 points ago +4 / -0

My dude, what? She's rarely answered an unscripted answer her entire career. I think the only time anyone was able to hit her with a question that wasn't vetted by her staff was by Republicans in Congress, in the Bengazhai hearings.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like, with a cloth?

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Afeazo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Believe it or not, they picked him because he was the most popular candidate. Their pool to pick from was really that bad.

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Displayer 8 points ago +8 / -0

but honestly, during the dem primaries Biden didnt sound that bad, i mean, he had his usual gaffes, but now he seriously looks way too old and lost , looks lik ehe aged 10 years in 10 months...
And it went from "funny gaffes" to "sad dementia moments"

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ThurstonHowell3rd 4 points ago +4 / -0

...look through the entire historical record of candidates to determine if there's ever been a worse one.

Michael Dukakis has got to be on that list. Hell, Al Gore was pretty bad too.

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IvIA6A 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or negotiating with world leaders. No wonder china wants him so bad.

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Deaduponaviral 46 points ago +49 / -3

I hope it kills him. No joke. I want non contention at this point. My sympathy has long since passed. His backers have slandered Trump and his followers for five years and have been actively chipping away at the foundation of this country for decades. Zero sum game at this point.

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DoesNotTreadPolitely 31 points ago +31 / -0

Dude aready popped a blood vessel when they overjuiced him for the CNN town hall. They very well might kill him trying to get across the finish line.

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Deaduponaviral 16 points ago +16 / -0

No doubt. Vegas should be taking the over under of Joe Blow actually making it to Nov 3rd.

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Displayer 9 points ago +9 / -0

actually theres odds for everything lol, including what you said

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MaxineWaters4Prez 12 points ago +12 / -0

He's not doing interviews. He's reading.

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AIDS1255 5 points ago +5 / -0

Questions definitely scripted. See here: https://youtu.be/WEfJYIdCjmE

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donaldschwarzenegger 73 points ago +75 / -2

At this point i think theyre doing this on purpose. The same reason Bill Gates wears a pink sweater to make him look harmless, is why theyre makin Joe seem like some harmless forgetful geriatric dude.

The globalists have learned that bombastic outspoken communist leaders (Hitler, Stalin, etc) put people on guard because they are intimidating in their military uniforms and demeanor. This is why theyre taking a different approach, its all psychological.

They are using the strongest brainwashing against us guys. Theyre not this dumb. Joe has dementia but theyre sort of going out of their way to showcase it, instead of limit it. They want him to look opposite of Hitler and Stalin. Then when hes in office, his policies will be tenfold worst than the Nazi regime. This is some art of the war shit theyre employing on us. Democrats will fall for it. We wont.

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FormerGraveheart 38 points ago +39 / -1

It is a mistake to believe in the left's puppet masters as being all-powerful and never making any mistakes. And it's not helping their chances to present Biden as being senile. It's hurting them: that's going to make a lot of left voters stay home. They have no need whatsoever to fake someone as being senile so they don't appear threatening: they could have simply chosen a different candidate, like Yang. They'd be way better off if they chose him as long as he was willing to be their puppet.

No, this is not some plot. They were planning on having Harris replace him after inauguration: he's simply deteriorating too fast.

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Displayer 11 points ago +11 / -0

Didnt Kamala get like 0% in the primaries?

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HuggableBear 7 points ago +9 / -2

It's shocking that his wife and family don't put a stop to this fiasco

If you think his wife is any less power hungry than he is, you're dreaming

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HuggableBear 4 points ago +7 / -3

I'm gonna go with "People who take every word they hear personally and then construct straw men to make it seem like they're a victim so they can act like condescending douchenozzles"

What do I win?

Also, FYI, by saying you find it "shocking that they don't put a stop to it" does, in fact, imply that you you are shocked by it, which you would not be if you believed they were also power hungry.

Get off your high horse, you're not even half as smart as you think you are.

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HuggableBear -1 points ago +2 / -3

who the hell are you to judge my 'smartness' in a handful of words

Simple. I can judge your intelligence because you were too busy smelling your own farts to even read English properly.

I said "If". If you think they're not power-hungry, you're dreaming. You say you didn't think they aren't and I must be insulting you.

But if you didn't think that, then I wasn't insulting you, was I? That's how conditional language works, Captain "Smartness".

You sound like a 14 year old trying to debate an adult, FYI.

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JohnBrownsBody 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm of the opinion enough have been blackmailed or are aware of baggage that they don't question it at this point. Never forget, these faces are those of middle management. Not the owners.

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generated_name 15 points ago +15 / -0

Steven Crowder was interviewing Ted Cruz a while back, and that's pretty much what Cruz said to look out for. He said he was worried we might fall into the trap of thinking Biden was way worse than he is, and then Biden would surprise people at the debates with how lucid he still was.

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JohnBrownsBody 12 points ago +12 / -0 (edited)

You remember too how much better Killary sounded too, only days after collapsing at the 9/11 memorial. They have some great drugs at their disposal if nothing else.

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Sixty2ndAssassin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

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nero2003 7 points ago +7 / -0

I completely agree. I'm beginning to think this is a ruse to get GEOTUS to think he doesn't need to worry about the debates.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 6 points ago +6 / -0

You can't fake charisma. Joe's as boring as dry toast.

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canadianhere 65 points ago +65 / -0

I thought prompters scrolled automatically depending on the speed at which you read.

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Vegas_red 78 points ago +78 / -0

Correct. Unless they are typing his responses live.

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Steven_IDGAF_Miller 44 points ago +44 / -0

At this point, I'm just surprised they don't write down both the questions and the answers ahead of time .

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Italians_Invented_2A 44 points ago +44 / -0

They'll write down the questions, the answers, and the ballots ahead of time.

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IllKissYourBoobies 8 points ago +8 / -0

See Email from CNN: 'Your Question'

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

Except he's asking for a manual scroll. The questions and answers are all scripted.

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BernVictimNYC 4 points ago +4 / -0

This- a teleprompter op can pause and roll the scroll, they're pausing between questions to line up the next answer.

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Elvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fuck makes me mad to even think about this scenario.

Trump should insist on a shared venue to avoid technical problems and network delays, then have one of his staffers accidentally knock down the teleprompters. ;)

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elmerecido 1 point ago +1 / -0

“End quote”

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redditcansuckme 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's possible that he does have one, but simply doesn't know how to use it. He keeps slowing down anticipating that he'll run out of things to say, so the text slows down, so he slows down etc.

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edxzxz 6 points ago +6 / -0

Someone needs to find a way to hack into Joepedo's teleprompter and pull a Ron Burgundy on him - have him yell the 'N' word during a live event.

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techied 10 points ago +10 / -0

They don't scroll automatically unless you have someone scrolling it for you.

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HeadExam 9 points ago +9 / -0

I didn't know that. Does it listen to your speech? That must be some new version and not too call teleprompter technology from the past.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 8 points ago +8 / -0

It used to be scrolled by a grip, but now the modern ones follow your speech. Joe's must be manual.

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Displayer 8 points ago +8 / -0

"end of quote"

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FrankEinstein 58 points ago +58 / -0

Sounds like marxist rhetoric too.

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logan34 39 points ago +39 / -0

The workers blah blah sharing the wealth blah blah no Joe thats called stealing and you and your commie freeloaders can kick rocks!

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amopheldupsidedown 7 points ago +7 / -0

They should also get a bite of every pizza going out the door.

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Snarfbot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I agree they already have the ability to do that. Instead they ship as many jobs to india as possible and/or import them to work for minimum wage.

Bunch of fucking hypocrites.

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elfmyself 4 points ago +4 / -0

He should ask the reporters if they were given stock in CNN.

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edxzxz 3 points ago +3 / -0

If CNN 'reporters' owned stock in CNN, do you think they'd keep doing such an incredibly shitty job?

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TrumpTrain 2 points ago +2 / -0

Actually most businesses that are successful will give out bonuses, if the businesses is successful

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TDSisReal 8 points ago +8 / -0

Exactly! Everybody’s so focused on the fucking Teleprompter they don’t catch he’s talking about fucking COMMUNISM! The commie bastards have fully infiltrated the Democrats.

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texascpa 3 points ago +3 / -0

Notice this was a Q&A with AFL/CIO.

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oh_hi_solidarity 3 points ago +3 / -0

Workers aren't being compensated in the form of wealth anymore? Didn't realize slavery was back. Good thing Joe is here to bring back the good old days of paychecks, equity deals and more..

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ivanka4pres2024 44 points ago +44 / -0

It's so bizarre that this elderly sick man is running for president

I think he paused for a moment because he pooped his depends

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MissoulaWes1776 40 points ago +41 / -1

TOTALLY READY FOR THE DEBATES

---shivering democrat "news" anchor

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clevertakes 33 points ago +33 / -0

He can barely breathe!

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AggieBodyBuilder 31 points ago +31 / -0

Its amazing, even when he reads simple words off a screen he still falls into a word stumbling mess.

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BidenTouchedMe 27 points ago +27 / -0

Dude is lost and exhausted. There isn't a chance in hell they let him debate Trump.

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South_Florida_Guy 21 points ago +21 / -0

What a fucking phony and total idiot.

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NomadicKrow 13 points ago +13 / -0

Because he's fucking old and riddled with cocaine damage.

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BigPanda71 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who else did they have? Beto isn’t ready for prime time (and never will be). Warren was Hillary 2.0, as was Klobuchar. Buttigieg would have cratered their share of the black vote even more than it has now. Harris was Obama without the charisma or mainstream appeal. Bernie has a heart attack.

The only reason this race is even close is because of the Wuhan flu. Joe’s batteries would have been drained by May if he had to go out and campaign like a normal candidate. Which I think was the plan. Let Joe “win” the nomination then replace him at the convention after it became clear he couldn’t handle the rigor of campaigning. Big Mike would have been the nominee and (unfortunately) would have probably won.

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rubberkidney 2 points ago +2 / -0

its almost like they are utterly philosophically and morally bankrupt.

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DoubleTrumpPumpBump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Joe's eventually gonna shut down live and start drooling.

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RedneckQuartermaster 11 points ago +11 / -0

Can confirm, just lost my grandpa to dementia and the last few times I saw him he had declined to that state.

I wouldn’t wish that only any human. Thankfully that’s not the case with Joe.

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CaptainWilliam 16 points ago +17 / -1

Imagine trying to run for president but needing a teleprompter and scripted questions. God gave us Trump 2020 hand wrapped with a bow.

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 13 points ago +13 / -0

I might feel a little sorry for him if his entire platform wasn’t “Trump Sucks”. He may not know what he’s doing now but he’s been a total phony from day 1 FORTY SEVEN years ago. I hope nobody took a bet on this idiot of being diagnosed with dementia vs. when he’s laughed out of town. This year has moved so fast. 4 months ago, I would’ve bet he’d be replaced before the convention.

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8bit_mixtape 13 points ago +13 / -0

They are dragging his ass all over the place and it's probably killing him.

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Mona1950 12 points ago +12 / -0

That is the lowest energy guy I have ever seen.

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don_piledrive_hilary 2 points ago +2 / -0

Worse than Jeb!

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AccipiterQ 11 points ago +11 / -0

If he wasn't willingly acting as a stooge for the far Left I would say that he's being abused. If anyone has a relative with dementia, or just 80+ and having the slight memory lapses that still occur even without severe dementia......imagine that relative running for president. Biden looks like absolute dog-shit here, he doesn't even look like he knows where he is. I don't mean that as a 'meta' joke. He doesn't have early dementia, he looks, acts, and sounds like he's in the middle stages.

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Vashts1985 11 points ago +11 / -0

"end of quote" - Joe Biden

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brainphreeze 10 points ago +10 / -0

He's really deteriorated since the Democratic primary debates

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RIPIsaacKappy 10 points ago +10 / -0

JOE CAN'T BREATHE!

JOE CAN'T BREATHE!

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MrBabySpam 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wow he cant even answer simple questions without having his hand held. Beyond pathetic.

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Elvis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I wish

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Pooky 6 points ago +6 / -0 (edited)

IMO they don't care at all. This is about destroying the vote and elections so they can install whomever they want either by the congress or the courts. Nancy has already destroyed representation by letting one representative vote for many. Biden is a distraction and/or they expect Trump haters to vote for him anyway. They even wanted the military to remove Trump after the election. Already Biden has about 600 lawyers ready to fight the vote in each state. Even IF it is clear Trump won, they will still try to stall the results. The only way right now to defeat them is vote in person massively. Convince your elderly relatives and friends to vote in person--even if you are working, take a day and get them there during early voting. I agree this is about destroying the country.

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LurkNoMore 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good point on the third parties. Haven’t heard a peep from them or about them.

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MAGAbeast2016 9 points ago +10 / -1

I dislike Pedo Joe but this is obvious elder abuse and his handlers should be ashamed. Just kidding use that fucker like he used kids

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jubyeonin 9 points ago +9 / -0

His writers are making him read socialist talking points.

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maga_jon 9 points ago +9 / -0

He needs to go into an aged care facility.

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cucumbersandwich 7 points ago +7 / -0

called jail

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ed_shaw 8 points ago +8 / -0

Watch him while he's being asked a question. His eyes are glued to the teleprompter. They must feed him the answers on the fly.

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Baba_OReilly 8 points ago +8 / -0

and a typical Auto-Fill reply. He just jabbers non-sensical crap.

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Gwoz8881 8 points ago +9 / -1

He’s looking worse and worse every day. Like a serious medical condition. He is in no shape to continue this charade

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PartandParcel 7 points ago +7 / -0

LOL, the dems cant be serious with this guy. He can barely speak without catching his breath. Theyre running a corpse again!

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IHeartMyDoggy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Where is his stupid mask?

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CMDRConanAAnderson 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why are they running this car into the ground? They should have ditched him for a different one ages ago. With under 2 months to go it is now crystal clear: they never planned to put up a fight, this is their backup plan. Their actual plan is to rig the election and play political Jenga after Nov 4th.

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tpark 3 points ago +3 / -0

He is the best they have. I think he has a broader appeal than Chief Elizabeth or Bernie the Commie. I think the Democrats thought they could keep him going, but he's coming apart faster than a chinese shirt on a day laborer. I didn't think Joe would decline so fast with just dementia, it could just be that his life force is being sucked out by Satan claiming his soul or something like that.

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C00gsHouse281 7 points ago +7 / -0

I’ve seen corpses that look better than Biden.

What a POS his wife must be to drag his dementia-riddled body through this. But, like all leftists, she just wants power at any cost.

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behemoth887 7 points ago +7 / -0

this is sad. reminder that this is the best the libs had to offer.

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RuPaw 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is elder abuse by the Democratic party.

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CmonPeopleGetReal 6 points ago +6 / -0

Everyone called us conspiracy theorists for thinking Killary was wearing an earpiece during the debates, now they are straight up scripting and acting, unreal.

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MAGAPlenty 6 points ago +6 / -0

He better not give speeches or debate in California. The power might go out midspeech

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Jleinf 6 points ago +6 / -0

America won China lost now when do the deep state traitors o to jail?

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ramennov 5 points ago +5 / -0

Realize this: if there were a better time for a more well-rested, more mentally prepared Biden to answer questions, his campaign would have waited for that time. They did not.

THIS IS THE BEST JOE CAN DO

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spez_this 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm sorry, but this is just elder abuse.

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artarious 5 points ago +5 / -0

He sounds SO OLD and TIRED. Dear GOD! This is the guy that might be our overlord if the dems steal it all with this mail in bullshit!

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WarViper1337 5 points ago +5 / -0

Damn this past month Biden has sounded very exhausted. His speech is even slower than it was 6 months ago.

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cucumbersandwich 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope he lives another 10 years so he can spend them in jail. Children can show up to spit on the glass looking at the treasonous fuck.