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nufosmatic 3 points ago +3 / -0

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows

Russian company: You have two cows. You drink some vodka and count them again. You have five cows. The Russian Mafia shows up and takes however many cows you have.

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nufosmatic 4 points ago +4 / -0

New Dealism: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.

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nufosmatic 6 points ago +6 / -0

Green New Dealism aka A Zero See?-ism: You have two cows. You are responsible for global warming because your cows fart too much. The cows are corked by The Government. The cows explode. You are now prosecuted by The Government for animal abuse.