2034 "Isms", an oldie but a goldie, by Ann Landers (media.patriots.win) posted 220 days ago by blubberdong 220 days ago by blubberdong +2034 / -0 60 comments share 60 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (60) sorted by: top new old worst You're viewing a single comment thread. View all comments, or full comment thread. ▲ 4 ▼ – nufosmatic 4 points 220 days ago +4 / -0 New Dealism: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain. permalink save report block reply ▲ 6 ▼ – nufosmatic 6 points 220 days ago +6 / -0 Green New Dealism aka A Zero See?-ism: You have two cows. You are responsible for global warming because your cows fart too much. The cows are corked by The Government. The cows explode. You are now prosecuted by The Government for animal abuse. permalink parent save report block reply
New Dealism: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots one, buys milk from the other cow, then pours the milk down the drain.
Green New Dealism aka A Zero See?-ism: You have two cows. You are responsible for global warming because your cows fart too much. The cows are corked by The Government. The cows explode. You are now prosecuted by The Government for animal abuse.