This new virtue signaling reality machine is a little strange. It has 2 probes, one says for rectal use only, the other says for female use only, and the eye piece is held in place by a ball gag. I am not sure what they are trying to do.
Can you believe President Trump virtually visits the entire world everyday?!?!?! He's like a God damn Santa Claus.
Seriously though, the media is full fucking clown world.
So, ummm, Joe is not even up to virtual travel? Is he not able to dial a phone? Or are they using a cutting edge technology first introduced at the 1968 world's fair (video conferencing) and Joe just hasn't been able to master the technology in the last 52 years? Pitiful, extra extra pitiful for a man that wants to take control of the most powerful position on earth. How much of a "joke" campaign is this?!
Virtual signalling at it's finest 😁
Hopefully they'll also be wearing masks, virtually virtue signaling inception!
Virtue level: 9000
Action level: 0
Math checks out.
Wisconsin requires state employees wear masks when teleconferencing.
Add that to the list of retarded edicts from the "Party of Science".
seeing stories like this make me angry. Angry enough to say something stupid.
Love it, have an uptrump dear sir!
kek
So a virtual Biden WIN will be acceptable.
They plan on stealing the shit out of this election. Vote, and make sure you get 10 other normies who are sick of the rioting to vote as well.
KEK!
Isn’t that just called a Zoom meeting?
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Don't copy that floppy!
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You wouldn't download a caucus would you?
Have you ever been to a caucus? I am a caucus. You are a lying dog faced pony soldier!
I would download a cockus
Name checks out! lol
I get all my information through the Information Superhighway!
I'm cruising through cyberspace! It's a series of tubes.
Will there be comments? I’m virtually going if I can comment.
You can bet your ass there will be no comment section.
Im going to virtually not watch.
I'm going to literally not watch
I’d bet virtually only about 8 people will be watching
and 6 of those will be working for the Biden Campaign and writing articles about how virtually virtuous the virtual trip is.
kek
ALL TRAVEL IS VIRTUAL
WAR IS, YOU KNOW, THE THING
FREEDOM IS STROKING MY LEG HAIRS IN THE POOL
IGNORANCE AIN'T BLACK
COME ON, MAN
Missing a, LISTEN FAT!
I'm Joe Biden and I forgot this message
if Joe Biden is Joe Biden's husband, does that make Jill Biden Jill Biden's wife?
AND a lady laydee lady lady....
And all of them are his sister.
This is the best they can do, while Trump has an actual time machine.
It is a fucking phone call. 🤡🌎
I've always wanted to visit India. I think I'll call tech support.
Newspeak
Just wait until they try get people to virtually vote
That’s in November.
The honk is strong with this one
So, in other words, Jill Biden will not be going to Wisconsin.
I traveled virtually to Green Bay once, saw a great MNF game on my TV.
Only the left could believe a candidate gives a damn about their community when even his wife doesn’t have the motivation to get on a plane to visit.
I don't think I could even list all the places I've virtually been. Jill is really mailing it in.
He is the virtual candidate. As empty as the liberal agenda
Wife of fake candidate goes fake.
Big whoop I have virtually travelled to Mars
Did you see the flag planted by our astronauts?
Alternate headline: half assed campaign sets up Zoom call
Meanwhile, Trump real travels to two states today.
Meanwhile, Trump has 5 rallies scheduled around the country this week.
So... skype?
People in Wisconsin virtually don't care.
hahahahahahaha
Meanwhile Joe Biden mentally answers questions from reporters and plans on spiritually letting his soul travel to the stage to debate Trump.
that's funny!
I'm right there with you, pede. Virtually in your living room!
This new virtue signaling reality machine is a little strange. It has 2 probes, one says for rectal use only, the other says for female use only, and the eye piece is held in place by a ball gag. I am not sure what they are trying to do.
lol
Great idea! For my part, I would like to pay taxes virtually.
hahahahahahahahaha
Joe Biden is virtually running for president.
heh heh heh
In other words, He will be staying in the basement.
yep
Hi, I’m Jill Biden, and I am running for Joe Biden.
They’re traveling virtually to save money to print more fake ballots.
Can you believe President Trump virtually visits the entire world everyday?!?!?! He's like a God damn Santa Claus. Seriously though, the media is full fucking clown world.
"Travels virtually." Otherwise known as "Doesn't Travel."
So, ummm, Joe is not even up to virtual travel? Is he not able to dial a phone? Or are they using a cutting edge technology first introduced at the 1968 world's fair (video conferencing) and Joe just hasn't been able to master the technology in the last 52 years? Pitiful, extra extra pitiful for a man that wants to take control of the most powerful position on earth. How much of a "joke" campaign is this?!
How much of a "joke" campaign is this?!
pretty bad eh?
Why didn't Nancy just go to a virtual salon?
kek!
Did we discover Star Trek-like transporters now?
In other words, Jill Biden will not travel to Wisconsin any more than Hillary did.
nope
This should have been clinton's spin in 2016.
What about the phone, if l call a cousin in Sweden l can say l just got back from Stockholm when l hang up?
great one pede!
How many presidential candidates had their wives do more campaigning than they did?
hmmmmmmm . . . none, ever. . .
ahhahhahahahahahahha
I love this time.
That framing is pathetic.
Lmao, its still too dangerous for Joe to virtually travel anywhere.
Is she running for prez? So confusing..... 🤔
joe's nurse now speaks for him
Just like Joe will virtually be President.
wut: advisory? Are we going to get a warning out next?
I'm the first man to travel to Alpha Centauri - virtually!!! Hooray for me!!! Where's my free stuff?