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plaaaa 369 points ago +370 / -1

"Although he was correct"

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0bama 226 points ago +226 / -0

I think everyone has an experience where they knew something obvious that the teacher didn't. Its because teachers aren't that smart. They are taught about child psychology and making lesson plans, not actual science and math and critical thinking.

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Rob_Belmonte 183 points ago +183 / -0

I still remember my 7th grade biology teacher insisting that "blood is blue inside your body and only turns red when exposed to air, that's why your veins are blue."

What a dumb bitch.

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NvJohansson 66 points ago +66 / -0

"I caught a cold because i forgot my scarf and it was chilly"... that urban legend still lives in elderly people.

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namenottaken 27 points ago +27 / -0

I remember when my 5th grade teacher insisted that a 6 mi by 6 mi square was 6 square miles and got mad at me when I said it wasn't.

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Daemoness 14 points ago +14 / -0

Mine are relatively minor : Declaring that colts are "boy horses" and foals are "girl horses" (fillies are young female horses ; foals are baby horses in general) , and then the one who said that Tchiakovsky wrote War and Peace (written by Leo Tolstoy ; Tchiakovsky was a music composer ). There were other instances, but those are the two that stand out. This was in Elementary school ETA : In the 1970s.

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plaaaa 14 points ago +15 / -1

But that's stupidity. The teacher in this letter knew they were messing up & then threw a fit when a student had the SHEER GAL to correct xim.

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mnguy12000 12 points ago +12 / -0

then spent half the letter explaining the argument and then ended it he was right but still...

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RaymondBPanelli 71 points ago +72 / -1

As Norm MacDonald would say, "to be a 2nd grade teacher you only need a 3rd grade education."

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FreeBased1 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm Not Norm

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RaymondBPanelli 7 points ago +7 / -0

I love that channel

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VonTrappenstein 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'm Not Norm keeps me laughing all week when a video posts. If you want a guy that literally "DOES NOT GIVE A SHIT" it's Norm MacDonald.

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Rob_Belmonte 44 points ago +44 / -0

Wait, Ham isn't meat? HELL! This is going to change my local Catholic Church's entire fish fry this Lent!

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MAGA_Fuckhead 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Theyre not animals, theyre MAMMALS!" ..and.. "It's not an animal it's an insect"

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the-new-style 14 points ago +15 / -1

She was probably thinking of Nebraska

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flyover_deplorable 4 points ago +4 / -0

HEY NOW!!!

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PeoplePerson 19 points ago +19 / -0

Those who cant teach work for the government.

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NYC_4_Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those who can’t teach, teach gym

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Shakakka99 51 points ago +52 / -1

"he would be better off simply accepting my teachings"

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1in1024th 33 points ago +33 / -0

upon receiving a letter like that, I would take my kid out for ice cream and talk about the value of detecting bullshit in adulthood

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disgruntled_patriot 21 points ago +22 / -1

The sky is green.

SAY IT!

The SKY is GREEN!

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Fourtyandfourtyfive 25 points ago +25 / -0

“THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!”

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sunwolf87 10 points ago +12 / -2

Love Star Trek. Patrick Steward is an acting genius.

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FreeBased1 16 points ago +16 / -0

Too bad he's a flaming loony lefty in real life. Otherwise, he is my favorite Enterprise Captain.

(And by "flaming" I mean flaming; also like "retarded", as in: You're fucking retarded, you dumb flaming liberal")

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Redheadgrrl 2 points ago +2 / -0

His episode of Frasier is hilarious.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 1 point ago +1 / -0

And a cuck

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IllKissYourBoobies 2 points ago +2 / -0

2+2=4!!!

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sunwolf87 8 points ago +10 / -2

The pen is blue! THE GODDAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!

Btw it was not my intention to take God's name in vain, it was simply what Jim Carrey said in the movie Liar Liar. I love that movie but I'm also a Christian, I don't encourage that in any way. No judgement here though, I respect people's freedoms :D

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FreeBased1 -1 points ago +6 / -7

Oh, so you're the one guy who likes Jim Carrey and thinks he's funny?

When he was popular back in the... 90s? I remember my friends going crazy about him. Doing his impressions.. "Spank you very much!"

Even back then, he was not funny.

Sorry, truth hurts.

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sunwolf87 8 points ago +8 / -0

I get your response...it's just WAY out of context with regards to your comment and my response. If you were trying to insult me with your obvious non-sequitur then you'll be disappointed. You're entitled to your opinion and have the right to share it, and I have the right to disagree with you and regard your response as rude and passive-aggressive while believing you're probably a stand-up person who simply chose to respond with a lack of tact.

You catch more flies with honey than vinegar. Have a nice day.

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NYC_4_Trump 4 points ago +5 / -1

His movies from the 90s are still funny.

Everything he did after the year 2000 is steaming garbage.

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Airvh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

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tsacian 18 points ago +18 / -0

She now works as a fact checker.

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GreatHumungous 3 points ago +3 / -0

Old lefty witch got embarrassed!