I got detention in 1st grade because the PE teacher heard me call a girl a 'sexy pig'. I actually called her a sexist pig in response to her saying girls rule boys drool during boys vs girls volleyball. When I told the assistant principal my perspective it was rejected because a 1st grader wouldn't know what a sexist is and calling someone a sexy pig apparently makes more sense. They actually told me I didn't know what a sexist was, even though I was absorbing Limbaugh on the daily riding in the car with my parents. I don't think pointing that out would have helped my case though. Public education folks.