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Dankbot4000 141 points ago +141 / -0

I've seen WWE... B! Choose B!

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Awilen 53 points ago +53 / -0

TRUMP THE THUMPER! A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF DONALD TRUMP ON VINCE MCMAHON!

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EJayScott 43 points ago +43 / -0

BAH GAWD, HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!

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bubadmt 33 points ago +33 / -0

STOP THE DAMN MATCH! THAT MAN HAD A FAMILY!

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IcedCovfefe 39 points ago +39 / -0

His name was u/HanAssholeSolo.

Press F to pay respects.

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LacyLiberty 25 points ago +25 / -0

F

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MAGAngelo 17 points ago +17 / -0

F

(Admittedly, the u/HanAssholeSolo vs CNN doxxing was the tipping point that got me 100% behind GEOTUS and Introduced me to t_D back when it was on some other site)

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Myzlplix 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m fairly new here and what is this?

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

An infamous day in T_D legend. GEOTUS tweeted this meme. It had been made by a centipede, u/HanAssholeSolo. CNN hunted HanAssholeSolo down, possibly/probably with help from Spez (IP tracking), and threatened to dox him if he didn't issue an apology. HanAssholeSolo was allegedly a teenager at the time, under the age of 18, meaning CNN threatened a minor.

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Myzlplix 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hahahaha I loved that meme when it came out. Glorious! Fuck CNN.

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Brownwaterboys 4 points ago +4 / -0

he should of sued and gotten rich like Covington kids

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MAGAngelo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Story link

t_D user made a meme/gif about President Trump whooping CNN, WWF style.

CNN got butt hurt and doxxed/blackmailed the guy.

Donald Trump don’t trust CNN. CNN is ASSHOE

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Roguepepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

F

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

F

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WhiskeyAndCoffee 16 points ago +16 / -0

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEE

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DK_The_White 5 points ago +5 / -0

Man, the days when Trump ran Monday Night Raw were some of the best. It was actually during this time I thought “You know what? If Trump ran for president, I’d vote for him.” Sure enough...

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Kamala_Harris 94 points ago +94 / -0

There is no difference in the consequences between A and B.

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WU_HAN_FRU 55 points ago +55 / -0

They're the same button.

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MegoThor 12 points ago +12 / -0

It’s the same landslide victory.

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Kamala_Harris 11 points ago +11 / -0

What I wouldn’t give to see that. Actually it would be kinda sad. Biden can barely breath and doesn’t know where he is at.

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BrookieDragon 17 points ago +17 / -0

As much as I support Trump, I can't see the budget being balanced.

Not Trump's fault per say, it's just not on anyone's radar in either of the main political parties.

We do not live in a country where people want to hear about, practice, or enforce fiscal responsibility. So the politics reflects that.

Sad to say, I personally believe that, along with extreme PC'ness and identity politics, the government's debt is the biggest existential crisis our country has.

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sun_wolf 11 points ago +13 / -2

President Trump signed an EO allowing the United States to confiscate the wealth of any individual participating in child sex slavery and human trafficking. That means if he arrests the Rothschilds for child sex slavery, he will be able to confiscate their wealth, and the Rothschilds have more money than exists on Earth. That means if we all - everyone - gave the Rothschilds every single dollar in existence, we would still owe them money. I think once Trump confiscates the Rothschilds wealth, we will have the budget balanced several times over.

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ImportantPerson 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only legitimate argument that I've seen for Trump supporters to be against Trump is based on spending. Again, I don't think this is Trump's fault but it's one of the few things that he campaigned on but didn't come through with.

Now, me being a rational person can both acknowledge this as well as realize that it would have only been worse with a democrat at the helm.

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ailurus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Not Trump's fault per say, it's just not on anyone's radar in either of the main political parties.

Come term 2, it is his fault. At the second inauguration address, I want him to say:

"Dear Congress: You are responsible for the budget, and for decades you have failed in your responsibility. Therefore, from this moment forward, I will:

  1. Veto any continuing resolution which your body brings forward and

  2. Veto any proposed budget where the projected spending is more than 90% of the projected income.

As the power of the purse belongs to Congress, I will leave it up to you to determine where the cuts are made, but cuts MUST be made.

If Congress overrides my veto, or continues to pass unbalanced budgets or continuing resolutions in some other manner, I will take it upon myself to solve the problem via the Executive Office as best I can. To this end, if an appropriate budget is not presented to me by (insert date the current funding runs out here) I will immediately begin firing individuals from every government office where I can, starting with those making the highest salary, until a reduction in Federal spending of at least 10% is accomplished."

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Strategerium 3 points ago +3 / -0

But 16 feet through an announcers table though.

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RussianBot2 50 points ago +50 / -0

These are the same button

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Throwaway_Test 6 points ago +6 / -0

I see a Pam Beesly meme forthcoming.

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ThePowerOfPrayer 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here's half of it - https://imgflip.com/i/4e8yd6

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 16 points ago +16 / -0

Who do the characters represent? Dem and Repub or Dems?

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Nietzscheese 33 points ago +33 / -0

I don't think they're supposed to represent anyone. It's just a funny comic about wanting to see a cage fight between Trump and Biden.

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julianReyes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think the comic had different writing originally and a pede just changed the text to this edit, judging by the formatting. An exploitable, to put it short.

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Webasdias 22 points ago +22 / -0

Blue is a sensible guy who knows A is for the best. Orange is a Meme Warrior who lives and dies by the Meme.

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 7 points ago +7 / -0

I believe blue is a Patriot and Orange is addicted to fake news.

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123breadman 6 points ago +6 / -0

Orange is a democrat who thinks biden will beat Trump in a fight.

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LiquidAsylum 6 points ago +6 / -0

Then blue should let orange go lol.

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Wallypip3 4 points ago +4 / -0

Correct

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NorthAfricanViolet 14 points ago +14 / -0

I get the sense that being unlabeled help this comic appeal to both sides.

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debacle 7 points ago +7 / -0

Here go those Trumpers again with their "both sides" arguments.

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Niqlndym 6 points ago +6 / -0

I see it as Rep vs Rep

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DNC_Ballot_QATeam 1 point ago +2 / -1

MAGA pedes don"t get emotional

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Niqlndym 5 points ago +5 / -0

Eye, there’s the rub...Sadly, not all republicans are MAGA pedes

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Myzlplix 2 points ago +2 / -0

I feel like the mad orange guy. I would love to see GEOTUS help the husk Shuffle off this mortal coil. The passion for button B is in response to all the lies and injustices that have been perpetrated by the left. The suppression of 1st and 2nd amendment rights, destruction of the education system, Promotion of degenerate behavior, Unlimited immigration and taxation, Hypocritical and one sided favoritism in media and politics, destruction of meritocracy, the nuclear family and the middle class, promoting racist ideologies, pushing globalist policies, the Covid lie and climate change, Their unrelenting Attack on individual freedom and free thinkers. Yeah, I’d love to see the cage match.

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rentfREEEE_since2016 11 points ago +11 / -0

Careful now! Judging by his rate of decline, Biden is entering the “demon spawn” dementia phase with retard chimp strength.

People who work in care homes know what I’m talking about.

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Myzlplix 3 points ago +3 / -0

They might have retard strength but they are still made of glass. Care workers have to be careful not to damage the patient. No such worry in a cage match

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Button B includes A with the "and" in the beginning.

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Formerlurker92 7 points ago +8 / -1

A, then b. It never said you couldn't press both

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Miserable_company 12 points ago +12 / -0

After Biden is mopped up, Trump enacts Button A anyway.

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AmericanJawa 5 points ago +5 / -0

The joke is that both paths lead to A.

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nothingberg 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd press BOTH simultaneously

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TrumpCard1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Button C we the people take on the swamp and cleanse our lands of this fuckery.

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MikesBigJockstrap 5 points ago +5 / -0

If Biden debates Trump, I predict another nuke: "Because you'd be in a rest home."

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Lol_Garrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

Press Button B. You will get the benefits of Button A because after Trump wins the Wrestlemania cage event against Biden by doing a Stone Cold stunner off the top of the cage, Trump will get to work and implement said things from Button A (several of which he's already done).

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RiverFenix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump would send in a surrogate because the fine print would be ambiguous on whether or not that's legal. Biden would opt to do the fight himself because c'mon man.

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FluffiPuff 4 points ago +4 / -0

BREAKS FREE, SMAX B

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JiubUnbound 3 points ago +3 / -0

"HEY! FREAKSHOW! YOU'RE GOIN' NOWHERE!"

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monk_of_trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Halfway through the cage match..

Announcer: "WHAT IS THAT MUSIC? No... it couldnt be... is that.... CORN POP?!

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asdrubael_was_right [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

underrated comment

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Npc-1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Go with B, as B ⇉ A.

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Grief 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're the same thing except we get rid of Biden with B.

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Johnfox13 3 points ago +3 / -0

“After hearing about what he does to women, asked if I would like to debate Trump? No, I would take him behind somewhere in high school and beat the hell out of him”

2018 Biden

https://youtu.be/KsP_dhAMQZ4

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123breadman 2 points ago +2 / -0

Old man is delusional. Did he forget that he grabbed Hildawg and refused to let go.

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RiverFenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also watched the suggested Cat fight video after this one you posted. haha

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HiddenDekuScrub 2 points ago +2 / -0

Do not force me to make that choice. B is too tempting!

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Lamech_Slade 2 points ago +2 / -0

Button A activates a robotic hand that reaches over and presses Button B.

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Hoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

B also gets you A.

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SimplePede 2 points ago +2 / -0

I pick A.

Now make option B Trump v Biden in the Thunderdome to the death and I'll pick B

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MAGAmemnon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two men enter, one man leaves.

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6079SmithW 2 points ago +2 / -0

You could give Biden a baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire for the sake of appearances.

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Numaeus 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, but he wouldn't be able to lift it.

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PrairieRaine88 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like Negan with his Lucille. (the walking dead).

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Anonimouse 2 points ago +2 / -0

B...Pay-per-view would add $ to the economy.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 2 points ago +2 / -0

WWE hall of FAME!!!!

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DonttrustChina 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd still push A, because A ensures Trump's reelection anyway and B is just not fair.

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MAGANatsFan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I would choos B also. But only because i know Trump would win and it would be glorious!

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Foxbat40 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn't Trump just slash prescription drug prices with just an executive order?

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WalkFastGoHome 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, B gets you A so the choice is a slam dunk.

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AmericanGuy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, I would LOVE option B

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Smurfburglar1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Botton B, only if Jim Ross calls the match

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake Choice. Button B Does everything Button A does, you just have to wait a little while after Trump cleans all the Biden off of his fists.

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SNRNXS 1 point ago +1 / -0

hit both at the same time

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Azith42 1 point ago +1 / -0

As much faith as i have in D_T winning the cage match, we all know Biden will cheat somehow, so ill just press A.

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wethedownvoted 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://imagecomics.com/comics/series/on-the-stump

The campaign trail is paved with blood and broken bones. History diverged in 1868 when a pivotal presidential debate turned violent. Today, elections are decided by highly publicized hand-to-hand combat in arenas called Stumps. Unfortunately, the violence doesn't end in the ring, and powerful people can still get away with murder. Senator Jack Hammer and FBI Agent Anna Bell Lister are teaming up to bring it all down.

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MAGA-Man 1 point ago +1 / -0

How does your post have 1 downvote? There’s not even a downvoted button..

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Brownwaterboys 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doesnt matter what choice is picked. Trump would still win. Biden vs Trump in a steel cage match.. are you serious biden would be dead before the gate even was locked shut. Trump would rag doll him until his lifeless corpse was pushed through the cage fence in pieces.

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GigEmAgs1876 1 point ago +1 / -0

The main reason Joe Biden will sadly never agree to "The Cage!": https://video.maga.host/videos/watch/7dead2f0-a63e-4bf8-aae4-f70a26cac41b

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JOLLYROGERS 1 point ago +1 / -0

The chaaaaaaair use the chair!

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Dev404 1 point ago +1 / -0

This was back in the days when things were still civil. We should bring the steel cages back.

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ARfreedom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Biden couldn't even walk around a cage for three minutes without giving up...

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Aoikaze2000 1 point ago +1 / -0

But if we do B, Trump will win, and then A will happen anyway.....

So why not both? =D

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FutureMan 1 point ago +1 / -0

So physically Trump is about twice the mass that the senile Biden could ever hope to be. 2 punches and Biden's shit would be wrecked.

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TehAgent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Trump would easily devastate Biden

BUT

Mass isnt everything. Ive whooped dudes way bigger than me back in my younger skinnier days, and not just 'fat' ones. I grew up in the projects and learned a lot when I was very young in losing as much as winning, and in high school and sadly a young adult (sadly because adults shouldn't be physically fighting) put quite a few dudes way bigger than me (in mass) on their ass. I was tall, skinny and moved very quickly - usually using their own weight and momentum against them but sometimes straight up slugging too. At 40 I still surprise people when we go play on the heavy bag.

Edit: not trying to sound like a badass here; the intent is that you should never go into a physical altercation thinking you'll win just because youre bigger.

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HistoryInvestigator 1 point ago +1 / -0

the funny thing is, Joe is the one who has made physical threats and challenges against Trump, so let's bring it.

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XDingoX83 1 point ago +1 / -0

I thought Biden wanted to take Trump out back and punch him? I mean Biden might die if he moves too much.