(There is an unwritten rule there to lurk for a year or two before even making a post. Clueless normies, such as yourself, don't "get it" typically.)
Tendies are from a meme... fat kid wants his mom to bring him chicken tenders. He calls them "tendies." He gets so mad at... I think it was conservatives or something, it's been cross-memed about a million times, he ends up smacking them out of her hand or something.)
Frens is just shorted "friends."
KEK means LOL. In World of Warcraft the orcs or whatever go "KEK" when you type LOL.
the other joke is how far you can get a normie to read into a seemingly normal post before they realize they are reading a slight variation of another spilled tendies story ...
"Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked."
Lurk moar
4chan lingo. Specifically /pol/.
(There is an unwritten rule there to lurk for a year or two before even making a post. Clueless normies, such as yourself, don't "get it" typically.)
Tendies are from a meme... fat kid wants his mom to bring him chicken tenders. He calls them "tendies." He gets so mad at... I think it was conservatives or something, it's been cross-memed about a million times, he ends up smacking them out of her hand or something.)
Frens is just shorted "friends."
KEK means LOL. In World of Warcraft the orcs or whatever go "KEK" when you type LOL.
the other joke is how far you can get a normie to read into a seemingly normal post before they realize they are reading a slight variation of another spilled tendies story ...
"Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results tonight. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck is he losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Bernie to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was polling well in New York???? This is so fucked."
THIS
Chan talk, new- ...uh, new guy.
He's being an ass and telling you not to interact via posts