In this weekend's match between the Chicago G-Bangers and the New York City Thugs, Chicago's team prevailed 51-28 in the final tally of people struck by bullets.
Despite shattering the femur of a 6 year old boy in Brooklyn, the NYC shooters were no match for the gang from Chicago - who managed 7 kills on the weekend.
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Next weekends rematch is going to be brutal
Now this is a Professional Sports I can watch.
Every city that's had riots should have a team. Minneapolis Looters?
The Los Angeles Lakers used to be the Minneapolis Lakers, so this sounds like their replacement.
Chicago has a long term dynasty going for it. It'll be tough to de-throne them.
I'd follow this sport.
Part of Brooklyn has hipsters. Parts have some nasty, nasty characters. Like the guy who executed the cops in their car a year or so ago.
Now there is some betting I could get behind seeing I avoid sports now.
Sounds like it was a shootout with lots of offense.
Kinda like the NHL all-star game. Or any pick up game in which Putin plays, as nobody dares check him or stop him.
Or that one time they did away with the blue line as an experiment to see how it would impact scoring.
Ideal stats would have been 51 - 51.