In this weekend's match between the Chicago G-Bangers and the New York City Thugs, Chicago's team prevailed 51-28 in the final tally of people struck by bullets.
Despite shattering the femur of a 6 year old boy in Brooklyn, the NYC shooters were no match for the gang from Chicago - who managed 7 kills on the weekend.
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Kinda like the NHL all-star game. Or any pick up game in which Putin plays, as nobody dares check him or stop him.
Or that one time they did away with the blue line as an experiment to see how it would impact scoring.