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posted ago by phibetared ago by phibetared +323 / -0

In this weekend's match between the Chicago G-Bangers and the New York City Thugs, Chicago's team prevailed 51-28 in the final tally of people struck by bullets.

Despite shattering the femur of a 6 year old boy in Brooklyn, the NYC shooters were no match for the gang from Chicago - who managed 7 kills on the weekend.

/s

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/09/08/at-least-51-shot-7-fatally-labor-day-weekend-in-mayor-lightfoots-chicago/

https://nypost.com/2020/09/08/eric-adams-jumaane-williams-hail-labor-day-success-despite-6-year-old-shot/

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IhateNPR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Every city that's had riots should have a team. Minneapolis Looters?

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phibetared [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Los Angeles Lakers used to be the Minneapolis Lakers, so this sounds like their replacement.