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posted ago by pray_for_kekistan ago by pray_for_kekistan +4076 / -1

Grab your hats and gather round Centipedes for a 7pm MAGA Rally.

The unstoppable human(?) campaign machine known as The God Emperor Of The United States has been showcasing his conspicuous lack of brakes all over this glorious Country today.

After hitting Jupiter Florida to claim title of Greatest Environmentalist President since Teddy Roosevelt, he hopped back on Air Force One to come speak to us directly about the current state of the MAGA, the corrupt media, and their sponsored choice for President, dying battery joe.


Livestreams from Winston-Salem, North Carolina have ended. Replay is below. It was a great one:

Donald Trump official


55 DAYS REMAIN UNTIL WE REELECT DONALD J. TRUMP TO THE PRESIDENCY. EVERY STATE IS IN PLAY. BLUE STATE? VOTE. RED STATE? VOTE. BRING OTHERS TO VOTE. VOTE IN PERSON.

EAT A BAG OF DICKS YOU FILTHY COMMUNISTS. WE REJECT THE FALSE SONG OF GLOBALISM. WE REJECT THE FALSE TEACHINGS OF RACE THEORY. WE EMBRACE AMERICA FIRST NATIONALISM AND PATRIOTISM.

FREE KYLE.

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d_bokk 17 points ago +17 / -0

China did it on purpose.

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DankoJones84 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wew lad! I didn't think he'd go there.

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d_bokk 7 points ago +7 / -0

Xi patted himself on the back for saving the world a few days ago, glad Trump lobbed this giant 'FUCK YOU' right at Xi and his giant dick-sucking lips.

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DankoJones84 6 points ago +6 / -0

Xi shoots literally the entire world with a pistol

turns around

"Why would Trump do this?"