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gnomenclature 233 points ago +233 / -0

Lol. Every. stinking. time. They never learn.

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DoofusRufus 122 points ago +122 / -0

They cannot be taught.

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jaeger 99 points ago +100 / -1

Sure they can, the trick is terminal velocity.

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spezisacuckold 53 points ago +53 / -0

In Minecraft, of course.

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PropagandaWizard1984 35 points ago +36 / -1

I fucking hate when I am building a tower in Minecraft and fall off. SPLAT! not an edgy joke, just a legit Minecraft gripe lol!

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CandyBarr 25 points ago +25 / -0

Commies are endermen

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PropagandaWizard1984 22 points ago +22 / -0

Just don't look them in the eyes, attack the feet. Works every time. Fucking enderman always stealing my blocks!!!

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Wankerton 12 points ago +12 / -0

I hate when I take commies for a ride in my helicopter and they keep falling out. In minecraft ofcourse

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just-a-pleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

OUR blocks comrade Teleports away

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G_regulator 5 points ago +5 / -0

Redistribution of blocks

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lilree 8 points ago +9 / -1

I know its so frustrating teehee * crinkles nose *.

I hate when I run out of long-nosed villager heads to adorn my gold block towers too. ๐Ÿ˜…

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Vondago 5 points ago +5 / -0

Turn off the physics as I do! Once you have your tower built, you can turn it back on and play like a bumbling stumbling democrat and have fun falling flat on your face all the time!

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Bluestorm83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sky Building is some tough shit, man. I liked using the mod packs with those cheap and easy scaffold blocks, where you can make a million of them from just some sticks, climb up the sides as if they're all covered by ladders, etc. And a bonus was if you climb down and remove one scaffold block without holding Shift, you break down the entire scaffold and can take it to do some other task!

Of course, the downside of that is I'm playing with my brother and cousins, and if they're on the ground when I'm building, suddenly my entire Scaffold range that I've constructed so I can furnish the underside of my crand archway/floating island/airship/gigantic underground cavern room HOUSING my floating islands or airships, etc, POOF, it's all gone, and I find myself plummeting like an asshole as they laugh and laugh...

Haven't seen those in many mod packs for years, though. Better days, when I was younger, before I know how much reality was at stake...

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sounds like a good mod. I would like to start up a Minecraft server. A pede only Minecraft server sounds dope actually.

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SimpForMelania 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you do this let me know please. I love Minecraft but none of my friends play it lol

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Bluestorm83 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's one of those things that I'd love in concept, but would never have any time for. I get two days off a week, one of those is Sunday so it's all Church and Church Related Activities, and the other one is taking care of business. Today was "Clean out the Hallway Closet- hey, look at all that Mouse Shit, oh, someone tossed a nearly empty bag of dry kibble in here, and a roll of paper towels, and it just became a closed ecosystem where mice could build their own civilization, SUPER!" day. Decided to sanitize all the surfaces in the adjoining hallway and inspect any food storage spaces for Mousery, too, because of Thoroughness. Closet Tenants are all evicted, dog is walked, laundry is going, a quick lunch break, then I start putting together a new bookcase for my basement full of awesome things where nobody else goes so I can have at least one location in the house that's not a smouldering ruin where nobody takes care of anything but me. Well, it's still where nobody takes care of anything but me, but I'm the only one who actively hangs out down there, so it works out.

But yeah, days off turn into Today, so I'd be the guy with the 5x5 house with a half-dug basement on the Pedecraft Server, and a "to-do" signpost with grand dreams listed that will never get done.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I normally do it this way. But I sometimes forget or glitch somehow and fall. It's always when I let my guard down.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Helicopter rides for all!

...in Minecraft...

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seventysixdon 16 points ago +16 / -0

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Get to the choppa

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Dashmoomoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is awesome!

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seventysixdon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, it's fun to make. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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dixond 6 points ago +6 / -0

START UP THE ROTORS

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RonSwanson1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

also from the velocity of a 5.56mm projectile traveling at 3,000 ft/sec.

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GulagDweller 4 points ago +4 / -0

They should all just post a simple:

A. Am I Stupid

B. Am I a Moron

C. Am I Both

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TyrannyBuster 95 points ago +95 / -0

That's still 8,295 people that would vote for terrorists. That number is too damn high.

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JD12 52 points ago +52 / -0

A lot of people have no idea how life is beyond school-college-my favorite woke book". They are children mentally with lies filling everything they ever knew.

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WhatWouldTrumpDoMAGA 10 points ago +10 / -0

Duuuuuuur it's not a lie! I paid over $100K for this information, you knowledgecist!

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JohnFootpenis 17 points ago +17 / -0

It's Twitter if that's any consolation

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SpaceForce 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hans, fuel the Helicopter.

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PropagandaWizard1984 53 points ago +53 / -0

It is a well known fact that people will choose authoritarianism over chaos and mob rule. History shows this 100%. Look at the chaos of post WW1 Germany and it explains the rise of Hitler perfectly. The German people were desperate for law and order.

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H_Guderian 15 points ago +15 / -0

Rome without a police force endured multiple riots from political gangs and when it came time to topple the Republic there people were none too happy. Killing the first Dictator for life didn't win the people back either, they shuttered their windows and doors knowing full well the violence to come, thusly the Empire was born with only the elites threatening war and unrest if they lost power.

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Russian_Troll_Bot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm convinced that an Empire was never Caesar's goal no matter how much modern history likes to paint it that way. Caesar was Rome's Donald Trump. A man who loved his country, who knew the corrupt and elite politicians and their games, who saw the society of Rome being degraded by immigrants and greed and decided enough was enough. He became dictator for life legally because it was necessary to drain the swamp, and was killed by Rome's deep state, many of whom Caesar considered his friends, in an effort to maintain the status quo. I just hope and pray to God every day that Trump can finish his work in 8 years and make it out alive.

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synd1050 2 points ago +2 / -0

Today, there are multiple Brutus which you can't see or identify.even those who seem loyal are only loyal for the time being. That is modern politics for you.

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Scroon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Seriously, if given a choice between evils, fascism is the better way to go because at least it creates a functioning nation. Countries often benefit financially and industrially after fascist take over. Italy and Singapore are just a couple of examples. Under communism, industry stagnates and millions starve.

I'm not advocating fascism, of course. Like I said, choice between evils.

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PropagandaWizard1984 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love when liberals or just uniformed people say how nice Singapore is. How wealthy and crime fear Singapore is. I then tell them how Singapore will beat you in public for small crimes like graffiti. The best part is most follow up with, "Well I do hate graffiti."

Normies are more fascist then they would like to admit.

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DuesImperator 53 points ago +53 / -0

Do these people fail at everything they do? Lol, it seems like itโ€™s just one clusterf*ck after another.

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I_Am_My_Own_God 21 points ago +21 / -0

That's a texas size 10-4

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Dashmoomoo 1 point ago +2 / -1

I raise you an Alaska 10-4.

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slangin_paint 14 points ago +14 / -0

Failing is virtuous to these losers

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mastayoda420 4 points ago +4 / -0

They never see it as failing though, I mean she was clearly brigaded by a Russian bot farm there is literally no other explanation.

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Chick-fill-eh 4 points ago +4 / -0

The votes say they fail, but real world results show their agenda marching forward.

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Leatherwood 31 points ago +31 / -0

These leftists are idiots.

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muslimporn 4 points ago +4 / -0

The two things on the poll are the same thing.

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HistoryInvestigator 26 points ago +26 / -0

Kek!

Speaking of voting, LOTS and LOTS of us conservatives and Trump supporters have STILL not registered to vote. Even some Democrats who are switching sides have not registered.

Check your status, register yourselves and get others who are passionate about Trump and conservative values if you or they haven't yet registered:

https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote#item-212645 (or check the side bar)

Remember that this is a numbers game and we need to WIN!

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EagleI 25 points ago +26 / -1

Awesome. We need to make these people realize they are in an echo chamber. Most don't know.

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PensivePatriot 14 points ago +14 / -0

Recycling center implies thoughtful designed structureโ€”

These people are the ideological equivalent of those chemical leech yards in Africa where they try to strip gold from garbage circuit boards.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 24 points ago +24 / -0

If they associate "Fascism" with anything normal people would support, like having property not stolen or burnt to the ground for example, then of course people are going to support "Fascism".

If they associate "Antifa" with immorality, lewdness, and all sorts of wicked thuggery, the of course people are going to not support "Antifa".

Words by themselves mean nothing, it is the context and meaning of the words that count.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Actually words DO mean things! The joke is going to College screws that simple truth up, and people pay for this abuse.

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tonightm16 15 points ago +15 / -0

America is so Fascist that retards have been able to riot for 5 months without much if anything being done about it.

So Fascist that you can go onto Twitter as an American and wish for the deaths of your fellow citizens.

Fucking Twitter wankers that have spent their whole lives on Twitter and know nothing other than what Twitter tells them.

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mnguy12000 6 points ago +6 / -0

that what these idiots dont get. If Trump was as bad as they say, he would have squashed them down immediately and killed them all, not arrested KILLED.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 2 points ago +2 / -0

If Trump is truly a monster that they say he is, they will not be around to move their lips about it. Instead they would be dead or speaking praises for Trump in hopes that they won't be killed next.

Most of these Twitter-tards are cowards. They poke the tiger and then cry "Medic!" when the Tiger attacks in retaliation.

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BigMikesBlackCock 0 points ago +2 / -2

Twitter links should be banned on .win

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CRobinsFly 11 points ago +11 / -0

Multiple leftists have attempted to shame my support of DJT by saying "no one agrees with your perspective, why do you take such unpopular positions?"

Me: "have you forgotten that DJT only lost the popular vote by a few million? Youre saying approximately half of the country is "no one"?"

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Knight1_of_Sunset 5 points ago +5 / -0

Exactly. And our position keep on getting bigger and bigger now that the Democrats are being exposed like the petty tyrants they are.

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mnguy12000 3 points ago +3 / -0

yep those idiots do not realize that, if you throw out the illegal votes in CA alone, Trump won the Popular vote. in 2020 are there more Trump supporters or less? I can list at least a dozen who are now Trump Supporters personally. To have as their "Trump" card is just ignorant.

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SnipedYou 10 points ago +10 / -0

You think this might lead to some self-reflection, but it never does. These people are terrible.

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Chickenbaconpoutine 5 points ago +5 / -0

They'll just double down claiming trolls and Russians hijacked the poll.

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

They do that every single time. There's always a comment on those polls that says, "It was going to be the other way around, but then it was taken over by fake Russian accounts! It's all fake accounts, it just has to be!"

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bill_in_texas 9 points ago +9 / -0

An embarrassment from TX running for something.

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Theannihilatrixx 2 points ago +2 / -0

You mean, like, running for a medic?

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Dirkstruan313 8 points ago +8 / -0

When the people burning down your country and destroying your history call themselves anti-fascist, it might be time to look into fascism.

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BigBobbyB 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trick question. Antifa are the fascists.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 5 points ago +5 / -0

When I was 12 I wondered how the Nazis came to power. Now I'm approaching 30 and I understand how the Nazis could only have been prevented by gassing every lefty in the Weimar Republic.

The left causes fascism. It is the natural answer to their violence in the absence of populism.

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H_Guderian 4 points ago +4 / -0

they won't learn because they'll think a million russian agents raided their poll and it indicates nothing.

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lifeisahologram 4 points ago +4 / -0

She is probably telling herself that the fascism votes are legit being made by people who want fascism, and not just voting to show her how dumb her poll is โ€œugh we are literally under attack! fascists donโ€™t even hide it!โ€

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pursuitoftruth1776 3 points ago +3 / -0

Actually according to the options provided in this poll, 100% of people are voting for Fascism.

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Dirk_Diggler 3 points ago +4 / -1

Aren't those two things the same?

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Suture_Self 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alzheimer's is on the ballot this November. Are you going to vote for Alzheimer's or #Prosperity?

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mnguy12000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well My Grandfather would have been ashamed and disgusted. Back in the late 90s before he passed he was talking about how kids are turning weak! He would be beside himself today.

My Grandma (married grandpa) died a few years a ago. She was Based as hell. She was saying how this country is going down the tubes and she HATED obamma. She Voted for Trump and never got to see him take office as she passed in January of that year. She would tell me to be stern with my kids and give them discipline. She was said to see where things were headed and really hoped Trump would turn it around. She too would be disgusted at how far the left went these last 4 years.

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zaku 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of when the Australian leftist pirate Peter Fitzsimmons posted a poll asking Australia who they think is going to win in 2020 and Trump was winning with 90% votes.

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mostlyatnight 1 point ago +1 / -0

This inspired me to make this. First thing that came to mind.

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sustainable_saltmine 2 points ago +2 / -0

it's obviously a poll meant to trap you into voting "Antifa" because "tHeIr nAmE iS aNtiFaSCisT" so if you don't vote for that one you're "literally hitler".

That said, I would want Fascism ANY DAY over "Antifa"

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RonBohr 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa is fascism.

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thewordwolf 2 points ago +2 / -0

Whoops!

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M_DMA 2 points ago +2 / -0

ANTIFA is so toxic, holy shit. Priveleged degenerates of society-> it doesn't get any worse.

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CyKn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I voted. ๐Ÿ˜„

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utfanx2 2 points ago +4 / -2

80% Biden support? We're in trouble guys.

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NoahGav 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. 80% of people do support Biden going to a nursing home.

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +2 / -1

Not at all what it says.

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AenAllAin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh! I don't think that's the only Poll she's not gonna like the results for this year...

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HiGloss 2 points ago +2 / -0

Who is this nobody?

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RyanT282 1 point ago +1 / -0

Some commie whore.

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

Antifa causes fascism, not the other way around. Strange thing innit

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snwbrder697 2 points ago +2 / -0

Like a true "Anti"Facist, she censored something she didn't like.

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GAGASays 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone wearing black with their face covered carrying something blunt and is using it to intimidate people is a fascist.

There's your litmus test.

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Midwestknowsbest 1 point ago +1 / -0

"If you don't let me burn down your community you're fascist!"

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Keiichi81 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Are you going to vote for what we call "fascism" or actual fascism?"

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Dckman 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dang couldn't get my vote in.

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GreatAmerican 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is hilarious

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MidwestNorsk 1 point ago +1 / -0

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't let them control the narrative, or the language. Give no quarter!

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 1 point ago +1 / -0

If this was real fascism, we would be hearing nothing about it being facism.

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marsajane1949 1 point ago +1 / -0

LOL, if you vote for antifa you are actually voting for fascism. These people are so stupid they can't even see that they are exactly what they say they are not. LMAO

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TampaMAGA 1 point ago +1 / -0

These clowns never can tel you how Trump is a fascist

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Throwawaycuzmeh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fascism doesnโ€™t fall out of the sky. People vote for it when globalist communists are emboldened and try to destroy the country.

Trump isnโ€™t a fascist - not even close. But if the left doesnโ€™t knock this shit off, the next guy will be a fascist.