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underthesmellybridge 155 points ago +156 / -1

They're just emulating what the see in the movies.

Just like everything else they do.

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leakmouth 77 points ago +77 / -0

They’re still playing dress up and pretend just like when they were four years old

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footinmouth 50 points ago +50 / -0

I am convinced these people don't understand how bullets work, like the core concept, based on how they act on video towards armed people and police.

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daberoniandcheese 38 points ago +38 / -0

They just know their HP isn’t at max anymore and they need a medic to restore it because that’s what happens in the video games.

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Nietzscheese 24 points ago +24 / -0

Why don't they just duck behind a wall or large rock for a few seconds until they rrgen their health?

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 13 points ago +13 / -0

Retards didn't bring magical potions of healing.

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ztrich007 6 points ago +6 / -0

The potion seller wouldn’t give them his strongest potions

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Criss_P_Bacon 3 points ago +3 / -0

They can always just level up their alchemy skill and conjure up some health potions.

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JamesComey 4 points ago +4 / -0

I heard there’s no respawn points in RL!

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VeilOfReality 24 points ago +24 / -0

JuSt ShOOt HiM iN ThE LeG

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Kamalas_Knee_Pad 8 points ago +8 / -0

aaand we hit the femoral artery and he bled out in seconds.

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TNpedefosho 29 points ago +29 / -0

It’s like they all watched Band of Brothers before rioting. But they missed all the important parts

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Light_HIV_Effect 11 points ago +12 / -1

Like the fighting actual fascists part.

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TD_Covfefe_Crusader 7 points ago +7 / -0

My favorite is when they immediately scream for someone to call the police. A local BLM activist in our town recently had his car stolen and when he posted on social media about it, all of his BLM supporting friends immediately asked if he had called the police, which he had, of course. The rest of us had a good laugh that a guy who displays BLM signs in his business and organizes weekly protests against the police comes crying to them to help get his car back. Fucking clowns.

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leakmouth 84 points ago +84 / -0

What is sad is these losers are so desperate for meaning and purpose in their lives but they don’t want to lift a finger to do anything about it. Many of them have useless four-year degrees but no basic life skills. They don’t want to take the time to actually train or learn anything. They become so used to our world of instant gratification that they think that they’re automatically a medic, security officer etc. just by putting the word on a vest. These antifa “medics” don’t even know basic CPR, how to check for airway breathing circulation, vital signs. Pathetic

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Chad_Dudebroski 30 points ago +30 / -0

I have zero medical experience but the point of a tourniquet is to cut off circulation so you don't bleed out, right?

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Mr_Noh 25 points ago +25 / -0

Correct. It's for severe trauma, not use as a bandage replacement.

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0nDaFence 13 points ago +14 / -1

Typically in use for lost limbs, severe arterial bleeding where you can not clamp the artery off. (Forceps clamps) From the point of application, usually you need to surgically remove the rest of the appendage. There's exceptions to the rule, but time is the major critical factor.

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INK10 9 points ago +9 / -0

I can guarantee you not one of their "medics' could read and comprehend what you just wrote. So tourniquets for everyone it is!

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thistlemitten 17 points ago +17 / -0

They might be sending their best. That might be all they can muster from their sad ranks.

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Tenspot20 14 points ago +14 / -0

"Stick your finger in the bullet hole"

:/

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PurestEvil 5 points ago +8 / -3

I wonder what would happen... would it disintegrate the finger? Or just break bones and part of the hand and pierce anything behind it?

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Wait, what?

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PurestEvil 3 points ago +6 / -3

Well, if someone sticks his finger into a gun and it fires.

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Nezmith 11 points ago +11 / -0

I think in this situation we're talking about sticking a finger in a bullet wound, not the chamber of a gun. Either way, your finger would be a mangled mess and the gun would likely be in pieces.

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Picador_20 7 points ago +7 / -0

In Antifa-ville, if you stick one of your fingers into the bullet wound, then blow on one of the fingers of the shooting victim, you'll be able to keep him inflated until the emergency responders you're protesting against show up to rescue you.

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Oback_Barama 9 points ago +10 / -1

Then the barrel of the gun looks like a banana peel and Elmer Fudd’s face will be all sooty when he fires the gun. Duh.

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Seanp12 4 points ago +5 / -1

Antifa people think doing that just plugs the barrel and makes it peel like a banana, because that's what happens in Looney Tunes.

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a barrel obstruction like mud or squib loads.

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ArsonWelles00 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or stick cotton balls in his head wound with a little bit of alcohol.

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Gold-Eyed-Cat 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like the guy attempting to extinguish flailing, flaming shoes with a metal trash-can-lid-shield. Not a jacket. Not remove the shoes. Not even piss on the flames. Nope. He went with, "clank. clank on my bin top."

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FuckAlinsky 3 points ago +3 / -0

Those of consequence are paid. Period. This is not a grassroots movement.

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Loc12 44 points ago +44 / -0

If any of their 'medics' actually had any medical training, they might have a real job instead of LARPing

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G_regulator 26 points ago +26 / -0

I remember seeing one apply a tourniquet for a flesh would that wasn't bleeding much and they applied the tourniquet in the wrong place. The whole time the guy like "am I going to loose my leg" you got shot with a rubber bullet in the leg, it's barely a flesh wound my dude, relax have a smoke, chill out.

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tufftoffee 10 points ago +10 / -0

He freaked out akin to a gaggle of helicopter moms freaking out because he got a scrape.

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BlackDiesel2020 8 points ago +8 / -0

If you tourniquet the leg you can lose it, for sure. Especially if it's unnecessary.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly, I'm glad you picked up on that.

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farstriderr 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Tell my wifes boyfriend....I loved him...."

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InBedWithAGoblin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Anyone got a link to that? Sounds hilarious.

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G_regulator 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://youtu.be/TzrDd220CH4

You don't hear him ask about his leg in this clip but I swear it's out there.

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meals23 3 points ago +3 / -0

this is what happens when you go your entire life without getting punched in the face

by the time I graduated high school I had played quite a lot of competitive contact sports and done a lot of martial arts, I was very familiar with the sight of my own blood. So now whenever I get hurt I am able to tell immediately if it's actually bad or not having experienced multiple concussions and broken bones. A flesh wound might sting but I'll get over it.

For this dude it's probably the first time in his life he ever saw his own blood that wasn't coming from some shit like a nosebleed or something.

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G_regulator 2 points ago +2 / -0

I grew up with two brothers, no sister. Violence was an everyday part of life and my older brother was a bit of a tyrant. We'd beat the shit out if each other for fun and when we were having a proper fight..... Well shit got hectic on more than one occasion.

My little brother would lose it and chase us around the house with a fucking chef's knife at least once a month.

Good times 😂😂😂

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wiombims 6 points ago +6 / -0

If they had that job they'd know about liability and probably wouldn't go anywhere near a fiery but mostly peaceful protest.

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fapoo 34 points ago +34 / -0

"Call the police!!!"

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Knight1_of_Sunset 15 points ago +15 / -0

You can tell how stupid they are by how many times they flip to that script whenever something bad happens.

"Fuck the Police!"

Someone gets shot or ran over because of their stupidity

"Call the Police!"

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Meme_Too 29 points ago +29 / -0

Kenosha Kid was trying to provide first aid, but instead they hunted him down.

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Picador_20 14 points ago +14 / -0

Kenosha Kyle was literally putting out a dumpster fire when they attacked him.

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Webasdias 9 points ago +9 / -0

Wasn't just a whatevers fire either, was a fire at a gas station lit specifically to be a time bomb.

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Meme_Too 4 points ago +4 / -0

The nerve of him, undoing all of their hard work.

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G_regulator 27 points ago +27 / -0

I never seen an Antifa medic with a medical kit only a phone so they can record someone dying infront of them.

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No_Malarkey_Joe 20 points ago +20 / -0

You know who did have an actual medkit? Kyle.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 13 points ago +13 / -0

And they tried to kill him.

Idiots. They are victims of their own stupidity.

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leakmouth 6 points ago +6 / -0

LMFAO

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Tenspot20 17 points ago +17 / -0

These little pre-teens think that they are involved in a "war". They are nothing but late night entertainment, and the part that we enjoy the most is when you get your pubescent ass mowed over backwards by an cop doing his heroic job, or setting your own dumb-ass on fire. That's quality entertainment! I laugh like a 9 year old Norwegian rock-climber on a shattered cliff-face. The whole world is laughing at your BLM Worship, but even that is now starting to get old.

"Can you just hurry up and fail? You're like blocking the road?"

"It's like someone popped a hole in Reddit and all of the shit ran out into the street."

LIVE Tackle TV

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Mr_Noh 7 points ago +8 / -1

No, they have movie and TV show medical training, which frequently is worse than none. Reality doesn't cater to ratings grabs or plot devices.

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leakmouth 5 points ago +5 / -0

I read this in Trump's voice. Made it even funnier

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MustafaJones 12 points ago +12 / -0

Funny how their own “medics” are absolutely useless and often dangerous but they openly attack and threaten real ones. These people are idiots.

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Nicktdot 4 points ago +4 / -0

I liked it when they applied pressure to the skull of pedo man.

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ciaramella_is_gay 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sir this is Wendy's.

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HeavenlyMystery 10 points ago +10 / -0

Sorry pal, no medic for you here. Gtfo of the krusty crab!

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seaside_dreams 5 points ago +5 / -0

Too much successful Capitalistsm going on for them.

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shadoweyes 9 points ago +9 / -0

MEDIC!

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Sylic3 7 points ago +7 / -0

DOKTOR!

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wiombims 3 points ago +3 / -0

фельдшер!

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Truglow 8 points ago +8 / -0

Qualifications. "Can you hand out water and scream like a teenage girl"?

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Chach24 8 points ago +8 / -0

MY LEG!

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seaside_dreams 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think it's OW MUH LEG !!!

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Chach24 7 points ago +7 / -0

At least someone knew what I was going for haha

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Lila_Quartermaine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Came to this thread looking for this comment. Nice work.

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Chach24 2 points ago +2 / -0

My love of SpongeBob is finally paying off!

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turdinthepunch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fuck the police! Call the police! Fuck the police! Call the police!

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WarpedSage 8 points ago +8 / -0

All I hear is: Apply tourniquet to light scratch.

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Knight1_of_Sunset 7 points ago +7 / -0

They are playing too much Team Fortress 2 if they think they all should yell "Medic!" whenever they get hurt and then someone will magically show up and make them feel better.

Idiots. On the bright side, the resulting casualties from their stupidity should make all of our lives easier and a safer now that a there are fewer thugs roaming the streets.

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CaptainChrisPBacon 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's True

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FaddyMcSaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

It’s only happened 3 or 4 Times in their life. They panic when mom isn’t there to pick them up.. like at HOME..

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VaPnut 7 points ago +7 / -0

CAW the LAW!

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steve-french 6 points ago +6 / -0

You know. I didn’t get the medic joke until I watched the raw uncut video of that fag getting his arm shot off. Man that was gross. And then in the same day. I watched the dude blowing his head off. That was a bad internet day for me.

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SAW2TH 4 points ago +4 / -0

You spelled “CALL THE POLICE!!!” wrong.

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Bedminster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!

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TheTundraTerror 4 points ago +4 / -0
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D3vst8r 4 points ago +4 / -0

Makes them feel like they are at war...... So cringe.

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fj9041jg8nqheufhqiun 4 points ago +4 / -0

They probably play too much team fortress 2

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LeroyJenkins 3 points ago +3 / -0

They think they’re storming the beaches of Normandy

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Zerohelix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Followed by "someone call the police!"

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MikeVicksAstrologist 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's because they are tremendously huge pussies.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guy who watched a youtube video on how to bandage a paper cut!!!

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RusherOfDin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meep Meep! My Leg. The pigs shot me in my leg. Meep Meep!

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GeoG85 3 points ago +3 / -0

The younger generations really got a kick of that inexperienced stupid.

Thinking people are like dolls, get shot, patched up, stabbed, stitched up.

Thinking cities are like video games. Destroy a building "Relax! FULL insurance coverage for MILLIONS of dollars in DAMAGES."

Nope. It turns into some post World War 2 German looking shit hole.

Actions have consequences.

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Modus_Pwninz 3 points ago +3 / -0

NPC scripted dialog

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Dole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of a genji or scout who trashtalks his medic then proceeds to spam the heal button once he takes 1 damage.

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Light_HIV_Effect 3 points ago +3 / -0

MEDIC!

Put some pressure on it!

*Bleeds out of skull*

Call the cops!

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PropagandaWizard1984 3 points ago +3 / -0

The more I watch the live streams the more I can tell these people are just doing it for the LARP. They chant slogans like people at a sports game. They just go with the crowd and cheer for their team while booing the enemy team.

It's really sick and smooth brained.

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TravisRSCX 3 points ago +3 / -0

Medic is too busy getting shot in the leg to worry about others.

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Fandigo 2 points ago +2 / -0

You would think that IF their handlers actually cared about them, rather than supplying just food and water, why haven't they given them an on-site private ambulance? They were certainly able to get one for Saccha Baron Cohen for gods sake! But that costs too much for their lowly pawns.

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TheInky 2 points ago +2 / -0

In other words a tf2 lobby full of lime scouts

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"MEDIC!!! MEDIC!!!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU**!!!!!"

"POLICE!!! POLICE!!!"

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Shesaidwhat79 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can't you tell they have seen too many war movies! Help I need a medic I got a bloody nose at the protest you know the nonviolent very mostly peaceful protest.

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DonttrustChina 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's a LARP. They're playing.

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Beachboy1b 2 points ago +2 / -0

I really just wanna see the fear of God put into them come November 4th.

I know we all know this, but don’t forget to vote on the 3rd. Remind your family members to vote, and educate others on the importance of voting for President Trump. Normally I’d say “vote for who you want” but in this case, voting for Biden is akin to committing treason.

They are waging war against us. Soon, they’ll really find out what happens when they fuck around for so long. Soon the gloves will come off, and that’s when we really show ‘em what we’re made of.

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JediMasterPepe 0 points ago +1 / -1

They think they're playing TF2