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Deplorable_Yankee 607 points ago +610 / -3

Best part is he actually has earned consideration for the award. Unlike that cock sucker Barry.

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Indianapede 350 points ago +350 / -0

Dumbass won a peace prize for winning an election. He was even like, “wtf?”

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tocar 209 points ago +210 / -1

The Nobel World Best Participant Prize.

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Indianapede 101 points ago +102 / -1

That’s the only prize he’s eligible for.

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mass55th 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't Barry win a few prizes from his Chicago bath house?

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he's eligible for a stupid prize for all the stupid games he's played.

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anon31173 94 points ago +94 / -0

imagine getting a trophy for your skin color

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brsmith77 66 points ago +66 / -0

Come on now, it wasn't just for his skin colour. ...He is gay with a tranny wife too!

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

#Diverse

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Truglow 30 points ago +31 / -1

Hate to inform you they have been handing out those for years. Affirmative action,housing assistance,obama phones......

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AngelMark 18 points ago +18 / -0

Imagine half the country making you president TWICE ONLY because of your skin color!

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Italians_Invented_2A 13 points ago +15 / -2

That's what happens when movies and TV shows brainwash the population into thinking black people are good and white people are evil.

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Indianapede 10 points ago +11 / -1

Or elected president, twice.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did anyone notice the order in which minorities were listed? Does this finally answer who wins the diversity olympics?

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GoldwaterVoter 35 points ago +35 / -0

I understand that The Lightbringer was nominated just TEN DAYS after he took office. Ten fuckin' days -- Big Mike hadn't even finished measuring the drapes!!!

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Indianapede 22 points ago +22 / -0

8 years and world was less peaceful than he left it.

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Picador_20 13 points ago +13 / -0

Obama was the only POTUS to preside over eight years of uninterrupted war.

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Pedeville 19 points ago +19 / -0

They admitted giving it to him because they hoped it would make him actual peaceful, which they admit didnt happen

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wethedownvoted 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aung San Suu Kyi won an election and the military immediately jailed her. Then she was under house arrest for 21 years.

They gave her a nobel prize for being a prisoner.

When she was released from jail, she was elected again and started oppressing the people alongside the military.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s like the International Olympic Committee giving Obama a gold medal with the hope that it would make him become a world champion weight lifter.

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Picador_20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Mike was the natural born power lifter in that family. Any man would do well to have a back and shoulders as broad and manly as Big Mike's.

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah its retarded but its what they said

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

That why Time Magazine gave person of the year to Adolf? That panned out well, sarcasm.....

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masculinist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t the Nobel committee request that Obama return the award?

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont remember, but the guy nominting trump now did it last year as well

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AngelMark 16 points ago +16 / -0

He won because the kiddie fuckers of the world knew he was the beginning of America's demise (16 year plan) and they wanted to award him for it!

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 101 points ago +101 / -0

"Peace is the prize."

Trump would rather have 15k people in Winston-Salem chant "We love you" than win some gay leftist award.

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TexasJack 29 points ago +29 / -0

This will go down as one of the most profound public statements of any U.S. President. On par with "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

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BeefyBelisarius 5 points ago +5 / -0

Only if we win the ongoing cold civil war and then get to write the history books. Otherwise our favorite president will be remembered for 'fine people'.

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intamin 1 point ago +1 / -0

What was the public statement?

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TexasJack 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Peace is the prize."

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PeterO 23 points ago +23 / -0

Im pretty sure trolling the leftists and obama witb a nobel peace prize would be too epic to pass up.

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IvIA6A 6 points ago +6 / -0

Are you.. nostradamus?

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DoYouBelieveInMAGA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Sure, but it'd be even better if they didn't matter at all.

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WheeeeeThePeople 55 points ago +55 / -0

Obama launched more cruise missiles than any other previous Peace Prize winner.

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Mr_Noh 23 points ago +24 / -1

But only because Yasser Arafat didn't have cruise missiles. You know that fucker would've been fine with more direct attacks on Israel if he had the capability.

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GlockGoldman 9 points ago +11 / -2

Well technically he had cruise-buses if you really think about it. But yeah the fat fuck should burn in hell.

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BishopofBlackpool 10 points ago +10 / -0

And killed more people.

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BeefyBelisarius 11 points ago +11 / -0

You sure Kissinger didn't have a higher body count?

In any case, bathhouse Barry is the only peace prize winning warmonger to bomb another peace prize winner, having bombed a Doctors Without Borders hospital.

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BishopofBlackpool 4 points ago +4 / -0

You're right!

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HumanSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't forget, Obama was the first and only Peace Prize Winner to bomb another Peace Prize Winner (Doctors Without Borders)

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MrTrumpsWildRide 18 points ago +18 / -0

I hope they try to give it to him and he goes up there and wipes his bare orange American ass with it on the stage and throws it in the trash.

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BestTimeToBAlive 22 points ago +23 / -1

Seriously though. I really hope he wins it & goes up, refuses to accept it, but makes a speech that puts them all in their place.

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PurestEvil 14 points ago +15 / -1

He could say "not long ago a person got this thing for no other reason than his skin color and his hollow rhetoric, someone who contributed to destabilize the world like nobody before him, it lost all its value", walk calmly to a garbage bin on the edge of the stage and just drop it right into it.

That would be the ultimate alpha move and a legendary roast that will go into the history books.

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BladderBeerPoopin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd pay to watch that.

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HumanSomewhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

i think the fear of this may be what prevents them from giving it to him. the likelihood that he would snub it is high enough. they'll probably give it to greta thurnberg or something lol

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MrTrumpsWildRide 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism."

Trump's greatest speech. That would be a good one.

"The problem in Venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly implemented, but that socialism has been faithfully implemented."

Another great one.

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MaxineWaters4Prez 7 points ago +7 / -0

Declared winner 8 days into his presidency.

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BestTimeToBAlive 1 point ago +2 / -1

This is so fucked up. Shows that it’s not about what you do, just what you look like. I’d be offended if I were Obama. But then again, I wouldn’t have destabilized the entire Mid East & supported the growth of the isis caliphate, so what do I know?