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Indianapede 350 points ago +350 / -0

Dumbass won a peace prize for winning an election. He was even like, “wtf?”

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tocar 209 points ago +210 / -1

The Nobel World Best Participant Prize.

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Indianapede 101 points ago +102 / -1

That’s the only prize he’s eligible for.

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centexawesome 29 points ago +30 / -1

Dude, ease up on the rhetoric. We have to adjust the attainability for historically underrepresented people's among Nobel winners.

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Picador_20 20 points ago +20 / -0

Ironically, Obama won the Presidency for being half-white. A fully black man would have been too ethnic to get elected. The Democrats got that tingly feeling in their leg for Obama because he had dark skin that wasn't too dark, and a soothingly rich speaking voice that didn't say 'axe' for 'ask.'

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quesadalejandro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Four international peace deals, thank you very much: • The historic deal normalizing relations between Israel and the UAE. • Creating new dinamics within the Kashmir border dispute between India and Pakistan. • Bringing reconciliation between North and South Korea • Overseeing Serbia's and Kosovo's signing of a landmark economic normalization agreement.

On the other hand Barry gets to be the second Nobel Peace Prize winner to have had bombed another Nobel Peace Prize winner.

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behemoth887 1 point ago +1 / -0

the only reason they'll give him that award is to try to gain their credibility, of which they have 0, back.

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godaddy42 1 point ago +1 / -0

right on. this do nothing half black ass belongs in prison or the grave.EITHER one will do.

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mass55th 4 points ago +4 / -0

Didn't Barry win a few prizes from his Chicago bath house?

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Indianapede 4 points ago +4 / -0

He’s a good orator.

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Meddlesom 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think he's eligible for a stupid prize for all the stupid games he's played.

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anon31173 94 points ago +94 / -0

imagine getting a trophy for your skin color

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brsmith77 66 points ago +66 / -0

Come on now, it wasn't just for his skin colour. ...He is gay with a tranny wife too!

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WestPalm 7 points ago +8 / -1

Either kind

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No_Malarkey_Joe 6 points ago +7 / -1

Based and bumperpilled

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glow-operator-2-0 -1 points ago +2 / -3

Technically, it would be part of the vehicle. I think she meant, "under the hood (of the car)."

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Nellie_the_Beaut 3 points ago +3 / -0

#Diverse

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Truglow 30 points ago +31 / -1

Hate to inform you they have been handing out those for years. Affirmative action,housing assistance,obama phones......

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AngelMark 18 points ago +18 / -0

Imagine half the country making you president TWICE ONLY because of your skin color!

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Italians_Invented_2A 13 points ago +15 / -2

That's what happens when movies and TV shows brainwash the population into thinking black people are good and white people are evil.

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Indianapede 10 points ago +11 / -1

Or elected president, twice.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

Did anyone notice the order in which minorities were listed? Does this finally answer who wins the diversity olympics?

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GoldwaterVoter 35 points ago +35 / -0

I understand that The Lightbringer was nominated just TEN DAYS after he took office. Ten fuckin' days -- Big Mike hadn't even finished measuring the drapes!!!

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Indianapede 22 points ago +22 / -0

8 years and world was less peaceful than he left it.

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Picador_20 13 points ago +13 / -0

Obama was the only POTUS to preside over eight years of uninterrupted war.

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Pedeville 19 points ago +19 / -0

They admitted giving it to him because they hoped it would make him actual peaceful, which they admit didnt happen

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wethedownvoted 3 points ago +3 / -0

Aung San Suu Kyi won an election and the military immediately jailed her. Then she was under house arrest for 21 years.

They gave her a nobel prize for being a prisoner.

When she was released from jail, she was elected again and started oppressing the people alongside the military.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s like the International Olympic Committee giving Obama a gold medal with the hope that it would make him become a world champion weight lifter.

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Picador_20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Big Mike was the natural born power lifter in that family. Any man would do well to have a back and shoulders as broad and manly as Big Mike's.

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Pedeville 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah its retarded but its what they said

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Licensetomeme 1 point ago +1 / -0

That why Time Magazine gave person of the year to Adolf? That panned out well, sarcasm.....

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masculinist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Didn’t the Nobel committee request that Obama return the award?

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Pedeville 1 point ago +1 / -0

Dont remember, but the guy nominting trump now did it last year as well

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AngelMark 16 points ago +16 / -0

He won because the kiddie fuckers of the world knew he was the beginning of America's demise (16 year plan) and they wanted to award him for it!