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MrTrumpsWildRide 18 points ago +18 / -0

I hope they try to give it to him and he goes up there and wipes his bare orange American ass with it on the stage and throws it in the trash.

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BestTimeToBAlive 22 points ago +23 / -1

Seriously though. I really hope he wins it & goes up, refuses to accept it, but makes a speech that puts them all in their place.

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PurestEvil 14 points ago +15 / -1

He could say "not long ago a person got this thing for no other reason than his skin color and his hollow rhetoric, someone who contributed to destabilize the world like nobody before him, it lost all its value", walk calmly to a garbage bin on the edge of the stage and just drop it right into it.

That would be the ultimate alpha move and a legendary roast that will go into the history books.

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BladderBeerPoopin 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'd pay to watch that.

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HumanSomewhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

i think the fear of this may be what prevents them from giving it to him. the likelihood that he would snub it is high enough. they'll probably give it to greta thurnberg or something lol

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MrTrumpsWildRide 4 points ago +4 / -0

"We will no longer surrender this country or its people to the false song of globalism."

Trump's greatest speech. That would be a good one.

"The problem in Venezuela is not that socialism has been poorly implemented, but that socialism has been faithfully implemented."

Another great one.