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m0r1arty 326 points ago +327 / -1

Kids will just dress as Black Lives Matters protesters and loot the stores for candy.

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Shakakka99 150 points ago +150 / -0

Mostly peaceful shopping

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Ishaye 69 points ago +69 / -0

Mostly peaceful trick or treating.

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Furaffinitydotnet 52 points ago +52 / -0

Fiery but peaceful.

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Salt-N-Pepe 10 points ago +10 / -0

Trick or Threat

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Konsaki 61 points ago +61 / -0

So long as you don't steal more than $999 in candy (or other stuff), the police can't arrest you, so...

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JimDandy 23 points ago +23 / -0

$950 is the limit, you are setting them up to get them arrested and immediately released instead of just being not confronted at all See the difference $49 makes?

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caKAG 18 points ago +18 / -0

Actually right now California has No Bail for misdemeanor and nonviolent crimes because of Rona. So they can loot more than $950 worth of items and still not spend a night jail

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aintgotnotimefothis 1 point ago +1 / -0

What if you don't give them your id? Do they still have to let you out without bail?

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Meddlesom 7 points ago +7 / -0

I bet if any of us white guys went and tried to do that... they'd arrest us and fuck us with the judge's gavel in front of a jury of 12 illegal aliens.

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Anyone3427 20 points ago +20 / -0

Then they won't even have to wear masks...

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KnottyJane 18 points ago +18 / -0

Our community just decided that if DeWine tries to cancel ours we're just going to protest by dressing up in costumes and going to some houses and demanding candy.

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JudgeWhoAllowsStuff 13 points ago +13 / -0

Demand candy and throw it in the harbor

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Sum_devil 137 points ago +137 / -0

I said in here early on that the Democrats have the country held hostage. Someone told me I was crazy to think that, get here we are.

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Mona1950 27 points ago +28 / -1

Garcetti has to GOOOO

I remember when he filled in skateboard parks with sand. What a colossal DICK

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sagebrushfire 12 points ago +12 / -0

He’ll be re-elected by 14%. Remember, these people are so stupid that they willingly keep voting for the people who pull no punches when they willfully destroy their freedoms.

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caKAG 7 points ago +7 / -0

The Mayor of LA is term limited to 2 terms and Garcetti is in his second term so he is not eligible to run for reelection in 2021 when his term expires.

But the next mayor of LA is likely going to be in themold of Garcetti or someone to the left of Garcetti, given the electorate in LA.

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Salt-N-Pepe 1 point ago +1 / -0

A La Razaite

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Mona1950 3 points ago +3 / -0

I keep hoping some minds have been changes in past few months, but I am doubtful.

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supermagafragilistic 22 points ago +23 / -1

What you'll see is a slew of middle class white soccer moms taking a stand and going trick or treating with their kids. The media will interview these moms who will then provide all the sound clips the media needs to spin their narrative. Meanwhile, the same shit will go down in black communities, the only difference will be that there won't be any reporters there asking questions. Like whats been going on during this entire pandemic crazy white people will be portrayed as the bad guys defying social distancing guidelines while I can pick any day and go to any park or beach and find hundreds of blacks congregated without masks having cookouts, block parties you name it. We're all fed up obviously bit white people bad.

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sagebrushfire 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also, anyone want to take bets on whether the city will announce similar prohibitions against Day of the Dead?

Nail->head. Imagine telling the 20 billion ethnic communities in LA County that they can’t have their annual “live chicken eating festival” of their “bark at the Moon” heritage gathering? Never in a million years.

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knightofday 30 points ago +30 / -0

They’re crazy for not seeing it, how much more in your face does one need damn

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Tryhardneckbeard 12 points ago +12 / -0

They continually fall for the "It's for your own safety" schtick

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BigIronBigIron 12 points ago +12 / -0

Right, and those stupid people need to be targeted by campaigners so that they understand who's really doing this

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Leatherwood 13 points ago +13 / -0

You're absolutely right. At what point do we fight back? Hopefully before we become victims of Stockholm syndrome. I think a lot of Americans already have.

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yamsham 21 points ago +21 / -0

They got to it before we could, darn shame

Although I think we should be vigilant for certain individuals hosting halloween parties anyway, you know, the ones who banned it.

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supersecretaccount82 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hoping LA people treat it like they did the 4th of July fireworks ban.

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Isolated_Patriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

They got to it before we could, darn shame

I expect this will piss off the left a whole lot more than it will us. A lot of them spend as much of their lives obsessed with Halloween as they do any of their other depravities.

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sackofwisdom 3 points ago +3 / -0

Halloween and Christmas are largely about selling to consumers. That part needs to tone down. The social bits give it staying power and are still important.

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Chiliad5 14 points ago +14 / -0

This is a fucking health department proclaiming this. Who the fuck are they to tell you what you're "not allowed" to do? If they want to say they discourage trick-or-treating, that'd be one thing. A bad thing, but still. "Not allowed" is just fucking ridiculous.

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digital_daisy 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it's not just trick-or-treating. The health department is also banning churches from gathering in service in states like California.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yoga can be very psychedelic. Like Jesus fasting in the desert types of significant consciousness altering. For many, yoga is just about stretching, but there are meditation aspects in certain practices that get pretty spooky for a fundamentalist Christian.

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Turning the frogs gay". The actual phenomenon is shrouded by the loud dummies. Like anti-vaxxers (actually unsure now honestly).

New Age stuff is mostly bullshit. The sources they draw from might not be.

Somehow the baby gets thrown out with the bath water.

And OK, maybe yoga practitioners aren't being possessed. But many folks ARE ideologically possessed. And the archetypal idea crosses over in surprising ways.

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SirJiub 45 points ago +45 / -0

Hmmm... what are things that traditional families have continued to enjoy for generations? Oh, ok, yes cancel all those things for "PUBLIC SAFETY". How can we further demoralize a happy household...

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rebuildingMyself 10 points ago +10 / -0

But feel free to gather in large groups for looting/rioting. No chance of spreading Corona-chan that way!

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Honkey_McCracker 43 points ago +43 / -0

Kind of like how they banned the 4th of July? Yeah. That turned out REAL well for them.

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spaceforceltc 14 points ago +14 / -0

If LA loves anything more than July 4, it is Halloween.

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rebuildingMyself 10 points ago +10 / -0

Or the 9/11 lights

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly.

Only faggot Democrat Karens will follow this "ban". Me and the Mexicans will be trick or treating with our kids.

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Chiliad5 7 points ago +7 / -0

Netherlands is back to normal. We have festivals, farmers markets, crowded beach days and restaurants. Kids are back in school.

jUsT wAiT tWo WeEkS

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anon1011101 7 points ago +7 / -0

Remember when it was "15 days to flatten the curve?" What fucking day are we on now, thanks to our dipshit governors? My asshole governor had the audacity to institute a mandatory travel restriction in August (you must quarantine if returning to the state from a "high risk" state), but thankfully these dumb faggots aren't enforcing it and just trying to scare people into compliance.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

We're all going to trick or treat - except for brainwashed white Karens who will abuse their children.

Next stop is ban Thanksgiving and Christmas.

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AntiDefecationLeague 33 points ago +33 / -0

Knocking on your neighbor's door is now illegal

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knightofday 13 points ago +13 / -0

Gotta go through the middleman, the govt, for approval on that

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HockeyMom4Trump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Being generous and donating candy to little hungry children is now banned. Honk honk

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Instead of razor-blades in your candy, you get SUPER AIDS!

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overseer3 26 points ago +26 / -0

I'm sorry, I thought this was MURICA!

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like Randy on Black Friday... they've been busy little bees.... Buzz Buzz

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creed 25 points ago +25 / -0

Meanwhile we keep learning the virus is even more of a nothing burger than we thought

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Taqiyya_Mockingbird 14 points ago +14 / -0

“Wear a mask... except on the traditional mask wearing party day!”

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The_Bugout_Bag 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yes. Crazy how i just found out the other day about the Wuhan Pool Party. Wierd that was not a huge thing on here either. Its not about rona. Its the election, power and the drive for suicide by civilian.

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NoMoreLies 23 points ago +23 / -0

Next, they are going to literally cancel Christmas. Mark my words.

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slangin_paint 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nah, Christmas is after the election

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TP4bunghole 9 points ago +9 / -0

True, but there's one thing about power - once these fuckers get it, they NEVER give it up.

Get ready for all kinds of absurd bullshit reasons for them to keep locking shit down and restricting movement and businesses well after the wuhan flu is gone.

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Bigstick7 9 points ago +9 / -0

Unless they aren't able to cheat Pedo Joe into office, then they double down to try for impeachment again.

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grndmrshlgando 6 points ago +6 / -0

You think they're gonna stop after the election? Lol

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Abovethefray 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah buddy, we are back to Merry Christmas! We have an American president now.

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StumpSmasher2 2 points ago +2 / -0

Only if Trump wins... They'll try to cancel it to take a chunk out of the economy.

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FullAutoFlintlock 22 points ago +22 / -0

fang fang

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M1919A2 8 points ago +8 / -0

'Member when they were the 5th largest economy in the world?

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Sixty2ndAssassin 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wasn't that yesterday?

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CnnWillBlackmailYou 15 points ago +15 / -0

Halloween is TWO FUCKING MONTHS from now. What the Disneyland FUCK are they doing?

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CandyBarr 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, another way you know the fix is in. Apparently the situation is "fluid" so there is no need to make decisions like this so far out.

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Fabius 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're on lockdown forever, peasant.

This is the new normal.

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Mynamesprivate 15 points ago +15 / -0

Wierd, though, because the lizard people are dressed up as politicians.

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magastrophysicist 6 points ago +6 / -0

Interdimensional psychic vampire rapist pedophile hobgoblins!

Alex Jones is right.

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bluedevilga 14 points ago +14 / -0

Although as a Behaioral Health Service Provider, I appreciate the endless stream of new and unnecessary patients, I will note that this is the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard of.

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1787_1789 13 points ago +13 / -0

I remember when LA attempted to crack down on 4th of July fireworks too because of the panDEMic, here's how that went:

https://youtu.be/5DIad2tuVtg

I expect the same response here, get FUCKED you commie politicians in Commifornia!!!

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spezhatesgays 9 points ago +9 / -0

California, where trick or treating is banned but a minor getting butt fucked by an adult that's 9 years older isnt.

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FOREVERKAG 8 points ago +8 / -0

Black Licorice Matters

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MAGALOVER 2 points ago +2 / -0

I am SO glad I wasn't drinking my coffee....

Huge upvote for that belly laugh!!

MAGA

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Rainspa 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you ever tried "Witch Licorice or Warewolf Licorice"? If you get the chance do it.

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FOREVERKAG 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nice, will have to try them!

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Ravenant 8 points ago +9 / -1

As a Gael they are treading on dangerous ground. Samhain is literally the most important day of our calendar, it's Gaelic new year. While most of us don't follow the old religion, we keep old traditions close to our hearts.

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brsmith77 8 points ago +8 / -0

Hey, America, Britain here, got a proposal for you:

You nuke Birmingham and London, we'll nuke LA and Chicago. We can say it was a training exercise gone wrong...

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mickusa1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Call it a protest and your are good to go.

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blackdudeinresidence 7 points ago +7 / -0

Their master satan isn’t going to like this.

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Brute 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're just going to peacefully protest door to door, politely seeking the redistribution of candy wealth.

If you don't want to support our cause, turn off your porch light and don't put up any decorations. We'll move on to the next house.

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dykstra89 7 points ago +7 / -0

they've already done way worse things than canceling halloween, like ruining lives for example. crushing businesses through force. complete authoritarianism , bordering on totalitarianism.

they dont care how bad this makes them look like they dont care how bad anything else makes them look. the fake news will just try to cover it up like they always do.

unfortunately these people all need the thing, wattyacall...death

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Indelible_Hippo 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sounds like the perfect opportunity for Batman and Robin to tar and feather city council

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JackOfDiamonds 6 points ago +6 / -0

Do you know why BLM gets to have their protests in public crowds? Because they don't fucking ask. Just do it. Go trick or treating and dare them to stop you.

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Fabius 3 points ago +3 / -0

We will.

They've banned fireworks in L.A. for years. Nobody is going to listen to this shit.

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donLaden 2 points ago +2 / -0

I came into comments to write this 👆🏻 Let those kids trick or treat, don’t forget, police have final discretion in enforcing these laws. This is just a peaceful protest. The police will more likely be too busy on the front lines against Anita and BLM rioters anyway.

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Chiliad5 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Not allowed"? So if a kid shows up at my door do I detain him until the police can arrive?

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2020trump20 5 points ago +5 / -0

What without sending every kid free candy? They give free drugs to the homeless to try to stop them form going out.

They all just go to a near by county. Like they did with the beach close down.

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flabbyfanny1 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is so fucking illegal. I would trick or treat just to defy it. I’d wear an Obama mask and get arrested with it on...

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Hangmhigh 5 points ago +5 / -0

They can't ban people from going and talking to their neighbors. Just do it anyway. Make them tell the police to chase down little kids in costumes. See how well that goes over.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

They'll never be able to enforce it.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is true. We just ignore these people now.

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Unclebing 4 points ago +4 / -0

This shit needs to stop what is the exact science behind this irrational mandate

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david_foster_walrus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I moved to SoCal and its natural offerings are WORLD-CLASS, but the state is run by WORLD-CLASS MORONS!

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JigglesV 4 points ago +4 / -0

Halloween has social distancing and masks ff is going on

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PropagandaWizard1984 4 points ago +4 / -0

This communist take over is focused on the children. Adults are very hard to change. Children can be brainwashed much easier. The bullshit with schools, this Halloween BS, and all the media propaganda is aimed at children. They want to capture this newest generation and wait for the rest of us to get too old to fight back.

Children can also be used to sway weak parents. The propaganda war is on the young.

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SilentMajority85 4 points ago +4 / -0

15 days to flatten the curve

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fight back? The hell is he talking about. Lefties are cucked beyone belief.

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Ruinerdown 3 points ago +3 / -0

just hold city wide peaceful protest for candy

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FlyingHounds 3 points ago +3 / -0

I keep getting punked by you guys. Thought this was a Babylon Bee post, but it’s freaking real?!

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dxso 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just do it anyway

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panic_scam 3 points ago +3 / -0

The more “online” the world becomes, the easier it is to control your minds.

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AT_Finn 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hey, everyone will be wearing masks on Halloween. I thought that is what they wanted.

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BiggsThinks99 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let kids trick or treat! If you’re worried about contamination just quarantine the Halloween candy for 24-48 hours / buy a bag or two of candy and let them eat that while they wait

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Nimblenavigator1 3 points ago +3 / -0

The one day a year where mask wearing is encouraged, and they ban it?!

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makemyday007 3 points ago +3 / -0

See and there Nancy is, breaking the rules again by walking around in her creature from the black lagoon costume.

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sentient-potato 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm so glad I'm in Texas.

Is it OTT to shoot candy out of a potato gun?

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