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WANGIroll20s 300 points ago +300 / -0

Very well done.

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Picador_20 48 points ago +48 / -0

Biden is a half-baked cracker gone stale.

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JoeHidin 17 points ago +18 / -1

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.

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RosettaStone 16 points ago +16 / -0

I'm guessing that's from Rodney Dangerfield.

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ZeroDeltaTango 16 points ago +16 / -0

One evening last week she met me at the front door in a negligée. She was coming home!

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

No...no, it was just a joke. By Rodney Dangerfield, who was one of the greatest comedians who ever lived.

"I know I'm ugly. When I was born, the doctor took one look at me and slapped my mother. And my father used to carry around the picture of the kid that came with his wallet!"

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FullAutoFlintlock 6 points ago +6 / -0

Cuck Kent

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Jammerculture 8 points ago +8 / -0

This could be a very powerful meme targeting the black community

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JoeHidin 13 points ago +14 / -1

I came from a real tough neighborhood. On my street, the kids take hubcaps … from moving cars

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tpark 8 points ago +8 / -0

I thought it was a tough neighborhood when someone confronts you with a bitten off shotgun.

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CovfefeFirst 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s a baby on the street corner selling crack!

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FullAutoFlintlock 4 points ago +6 / -2

sure gramps.

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AlohaSnackbar 5 points ago +5 / -0

Possibly while wearing a garage door "pull down" handle around his neck in preparation of performing a spandau ballet.

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Rainman 11 points ago +11 / -0

It's perfect I LMAO

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JoeHidin 9 points ago +10 / -1

I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.

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MustangManny 10 points ago +10 / -0

The other day I told my kid, someday you'll have kids of your own, he told me "so will you".

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bucknutties 3 points ago +3 / -0

My dad he never loved me. Why he used to carry around a picture of the kid who came with the wallet!

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Dang 8 points ago +8 / -0

Come on man!

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ZeroDeltaTango 5 points ago +6 / -1

Fake, right?

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

??

I'm not on any drugs. This just seems fake.

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ZeroDeltaTango 2 points ago +2 / -0

apology upvoted

Have a MAGA weekend

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cowpen 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's brilliant. It's magnificent.

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AlphaNathan 42 points ago +42 / -0

Ohhhhhhh lmao

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JoeHidin 19 points ago +20 / -1

My wife’s not too smart. I told her our kids were spoiled. She said, ‘All kids smell that way.'

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bucknutties 8 points ago +8 / -0

My daughter’s a real beauty....in high school she was voted ‘most likely to conceive’

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spezisapedo 17 points ago +17 / -0

DEEEP FAK!!!!!

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Tryhardneckbeard 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is it fake if its true?

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IcedCovfefe 8 points ago +8 / -0

Meme Magic!

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supermagafragilistic 5 points ago +5 / -0

I believe the word CNN would use is doctored.

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bigleaguetrump 157 points ago +157 / -0

I think this might be doctored, CNN will need to confirm.

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Atcguy01 47 points ago +47 / -0

It is different for the media

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stonetear345 14 points ago +14 / -0

a quote for the ages

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MrTrumpsWildRide 8 points ago +8 / -0

Leftists are the stupidest most gullible simpletons I've ever seen kek

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LesboPregnancyScare 18 points ago +18 / -0

It is illegal to possess it. Chris Cuomo told me so.

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wavearsenal333 7 points ago +7 / -0

Full auto shitposting

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CommieCucker 10 points ago +10 / -0

It is actually ILLEGAL for you to watch this. You need to trust US to tell you what it means.

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SHALL_NOT 5 points ago +5 / -0

Absolutely not, citizen. Turn yourself in at your local thought police station. If you make them come for you, your re-education will be much less pleasant.

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sackofwisdom 1 point ago +1 / -0

Screams in Dean

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seventysixdon 26 points ago +26 / -0

I've got four anonymous sources confirming this is real.

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LesboPregnancyScare 11 points ago +11 / -0

You need at least 22 anonymous sources so when 21 of them deny, you will have 1 left.

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seventysixdon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Phew! I just got 18 more...

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seventysixdon 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've got anonymous source dispensers in both of my bathrooms. ( I know, two bathrooms I must be rich) 😂

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

A two-door Ford with beach friends!

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ParticleCannon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank goodness for the postal service

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Dashmoomoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

I got .22 anonymous sources. :o

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BubblegumStickyHair 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't worry, Twitter will have a trend by this afternoon: Fake Footage of Biden/CNN Interview Goes Viral.

Just like they did for the meme where he fell asleep during the interview. 🙄

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tayaro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Evan Evan Evan, can you fact check that?!

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Pukeahontas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well fuck them coz I got 2 anonymous sources that tell me its real

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Philhelm 48 points ago +49 / -1

To be fair, Biden might be the smartest person there.

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JoeHidin 12 points ago +14 / -2

Once, somebody stole our car. I asked my wife if she saw who it was. She said, ‘No, but I did get the license number.'

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JuanTitor 5 points ago +5 / -0

10 years ago, probably even 5, absolutely. He was a huge liar, but he wasn't stupid.

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Philhelm 5 points ago +5 / -0

Don Lemon on the other hand....

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JoeBidenIsAPedo 10 points ago +10 / -0

Any time he says "Period." after something it's a guaranteed tell that he's lying. Would love to play the man in poker

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farfiman 10 points ago +10 / -0

How do they decide the winner of a debate? The winner is always declared in a partisan way . Ahh.. that's why they are going Biden.... MSM

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ChadRight92 4 points ago +4 / -0

How do they decide the winner?
They look for which candidate is the Democratic party candidate and declare them the winner.

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DisgustedByMisleadia 6 points ago +6 / -0

The answer is in the article:

The betting market will be settled on CNN snap poll result.

In other words, you called it correctly.

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HumanSomewhere 5 points ago +5 / -0

Effectively, the bookies are betting on CNN's fakeness, not on debate performance.

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Fenrir24 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Ackshewally...this is in fact a deceptively edited video. Jokes are not allowex unless WE are the ones making them." - CNN

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Cloudy_mood 11 points ago +11 / -0

This really got me- but not until after it was over. 👏🏻👏🏻🤣🤣

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GibsonDawg 5 points ago +5 / -0

Hey, I just talked to Jesus. He says you're going to hell for that.

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ar86ar86 8 points ago +9 / -1

This is fucking awesome. Whoever made this, if you ever get testicular cancer, I will donate my left nut. Fuck it. Ill donate the right nut if you want. Just not both!

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Usernameicanrecall 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's really clear that Biden is on something. Anyone who knows people who have had to take certain drugs can hear it in his voice. He's partially there, partially floating on a cloud.

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SocialJudgmntWarrior 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what they do after Biden leaves and the cameras are off. Laugh at the old bastard.

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CmonGubMintGibMe 5 points ago +5 / -0

That reaction on the original video by drug addict don lemon was so over the top.... extremely high levels of cringe.

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sagebrushfire 5 points ago +5 / -0

He’s a clown and everything about him is an affected mannerism.

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RonSwanson1776 4 points ago +4 / -0

i like it a lot, but i think you should change the banner on the very bottom to something else. it dates the meme back to the impeachment. just my 2 cents.

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JohnDee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!!!!

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jlange94 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol this is so good I wouldn't be surprised if CNN has to run an article stating it's fake if it goes viral or Trump retweets it.

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Mcrumples 4 points ago +4 / -0

I believe an error has been made here - this has the PARODY tag applied, but this is 100% for real

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apierce918 4 points ago +4 / -0

Oh, I wonder how long before Facebook hits me with a Fact check on this lol

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mateus 4 points ago +4 / -0

I only WISH those two buffoons were laughing at the prosect of Biden beating Trump in a debate.

What's infuriating is that they were laughing at Trump supporters. ...specifically, Trump supporters who, they claimed, "couldn't find Ukraine on a map."

(And Never Trumper Rick Wilson sucks moose balls.)

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commies0ride0free 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was trying to remember what it was, all I remembered was it was pretty petty and not really funny.

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mateus 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was petty and, like the left's memes, not funny.

This posted clip, however IS funny. I'm not taking anything away from that, but it just irks me that they, in the original, were promoting a narrative that's not true: that Trump voters are uneducated and ill-informed ignoramuses; we're not.

Plus, of those in the Lincoln Project, Rick Wilson is among those at the top of my chit list lol.

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commies0ride0free 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah the clip here is absolutely hilarious

Rick Wilson and Don Lemon both suck dick

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fthecoup 4 points ago +4 / -0

Saved

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Grief 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yea... It doesn't even make sense. Lemon would be encouraging Biden if he said that. Completely out of character to laugh at Biden.

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goldbarr 3 points ago +3 / -0

As good as the fake 3 ufo 🛸 on the moon!!!

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EpsteinDidntKillHS 3 points ago +3 / -0

PolitiFact Check : TRUE

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Buff_em_up 3 points ago +3 / -0

Outstanding!👍

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YOLOSwag_McFartnut 3 points ago +3 / -0

This is gold

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Grond999 3 points ago +3 / -0

LOLZ

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DinosaurAlert 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guys, guys, this is FAKE NEWS. This video isn’t real! I think the Russians did it. We need to remove thedonald.win from DNS immediately.

/tds

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swimmingguy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Beautiful

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fapoo 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hawaii judge rules this not funny and very well put together.

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HyperCarbs 3 points ago +3 / -0

Watch out, boys. CNN might come after us.

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HitlerWasBad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes fake news is more real.

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BirthHole 3 points ago +3 / -0

Snoops: THIS IS FAKE!! RUSSIA COLLUSION PROVED 100% LEGIT!

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BennyHill_Is_King 3 points ago +3 / -0

Will be using this multiple times after the elections on social media.

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gummibarenaked 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should we be worried? I heard that Biden is expected to be a real Master Debater.

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Roguepepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perfect

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mrd92 2 points ago +2 / -0

That was awesome! Nice one pede!

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Tacotonny23 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is a masterpiece

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IDGAF-DT2020 2 points ago +2 / -0

I approve...hail kek!

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omegapede 2 points ago +2 / -0

hilarious video, only change I would make is have Biden suddenly get pissed lol (which would likely happen)

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BeefSupreme29 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love this!