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Kyle (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by Clabber ago by Clabber +5574 / -1
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AlphaNathan 203 points ago +204 / -1

Kyle shot a pedo in the dick.

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rooftoptendie 81 points ago +81 / -0

Dicks out for St. Kyle

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Mr_Dr_Jullian_Dunbar 32 points ago +33 / -1

username checks out.

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Cloudy_mood 22 points ago +22 / -0

Hey man you’re bleedin’

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Cloudy_mood 16 points ago +16 / -0

Does he have time to duck?!

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Tanon 4 points ago +4 / -0

“This shit makes Cambodia look like Kansas...” -Blane (Sexual T-Rex)

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thegreatuncuckening 7 points ago +8 / -1

YALL ABOUT TO MAKE ME PULL A KYLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7SB1HNjLWg

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 5 points ago +5 / -0

Top comment is by username Free Kyle

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sackofwisdom 2 points ago +2 / -0

Acting like the girls on tik-tok / snapchat isn't very Chad-like. But the lyrics and sentiment are appreciated.

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thegreatuncuckening 1 point ago +1 / -0

I guess. But hes a music artist. Dancing to music on camera kind of comes with the job

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Lionreza 6 points ago +7 / -1

I prefer the directors cut https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdSGpAI5r9Y

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tombombadil 4 points ago +4 / -0

I actually prefer the one without a bunch of close ups of dicks.

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muslimporn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy fuck!

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Colonel_Chestbridge 1 point ago +1 / -0

That looks... too real

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Indianapede 22 points ago +22 / -0

And left defends him and the rapist attempting to rape or harm some girl again.

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BarronTrumpIsAGiant 10 points ago +11 / -1

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

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DixMcCoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

pedo's dick is softer than a slim jim now, absolutely flaccid

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MAGASquatch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Proof Kyle is a sharp shooter!

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IncredibleMrE1 77 points ago +77 / -0

He turned two commies into good commies, and almost succeeded with a third one. Patriot!

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FergieJR 50 points ago +50 / -0

Two and a half good commies! A new sitcom coming to hell

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bubadmt 7 points ago +7 / -0

Big Mike to get lead role, say anonymous sources familiar with this line of thinking.

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ARfreedom 3 points ago +4 / -1

The new Golden Girls?

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BigIronBigIron 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pyrite Girls

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Philhelm 0 points ago +1 / -1

Hamilton cast reunion?

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BranchCovidian -3 points ago +2 / -5

Well, 2 of the 3 commies were Jewish, including pedophile sodomite Rosenbaum and gun-wielding Grosskreutz.

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Leyatte 1 point ago +1 / -0

I dont care what religion they were. Got what was coming 2 them instant karma.

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Skygrrrl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mostly peaceful commies

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Mr_Noh 4 points ago +4 / -0

In two cases, they're now very peaceful commies.

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Skygrrrl 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes. My point entirely. :)

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NewVoatAccountName 5 points ago +5 / -0

He left the third commie with a permanently-clenched fist (that may even require amputation), since the part of the arm that got shot off contained the tendon responsible for opening the hand.

That was why the commie couldn't drop his pistol to play "harmless bystander victim" after the shooting: he literally could not make his fingers let go of the gun.

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Tanon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy... a hole... you made me burp-snort my beer....

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FergieJR 34 points ago +35 / -1

National Cuck Association

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Chad_Dudebroski 28 points ago +28 / -0

Negotiating Rights Away

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Haitianbychoice360 12 points ago +12 / -0

I spoke to someone who claimed that they have to pick and choose their battles.

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ArsonWelles00 28 points ago +28 / -0

Isn’t this what the Republicans in Congress (2008-2018) were saying on every controversial issue? Then they wonder how President Trump came to power.

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rooftoptendie 21 points ago +21 / -0

You mean they're so addicted to their donation money that they don't want to spend it on shit? For chrissakes, we don't give them money to HAVE money, we give them money to USE IT!!!!

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AntiDefecationLeague 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't give them shit and you shouldn't either

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BigIronBigIron 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Do we go with the cocktail party at Masseria or the cocktail party at the Mandarin? Oh, how stressful!"

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Tanon 3 points ago +3 / -0

Soooooo.....

In the state I live in, we have CCH, open carry, & no duty to retreat. The bull crap NRA CarryGuard offers here is total BS. I called to check it out. After a day and a half after leaving a message, I got a call back saying there’s no insurance carrier nor attorneys for my policy in this state.

I had a lifetime membership. After seeing lePerrie-douche bag’s mansion, suits, and travel bills, I canceled that shit.

I now have USSCA and an Attorney on retainer.

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AntiDefecationLeague 2 points ago +2 / -0

You're right

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GodKingHarambe 42 points ago +42 / -0

"HE SHOT A GADDAM PEDO IN THE GADDAM DICK!!! GUIDED BY THE HAND OF THE LORD, HE WAS!!!!"

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rooftoptendie 16 points ago +16 / -0

AMEN! ALL PRAISE ST. KYLE OF KENOSHA, SLAYER OF COMMIES, HUNTER OF PEDOS, FRIEND TO ALL PATRIOTS!!!

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YaBoiJacob 14 points ago +14 / -0

And shot a thief in the arm

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HeavyVetting 5 points ago +6 / -1

And a wife beater in the heart

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bellcurvestrikesback 2 points ago +2 / -0

A strangler in the lungs

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flipping_some_tables 22 points ago +22 / -0

Going full Kyle Style I see

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DixMcCoy 5 points ago +5 / -0

break dancing with AR, aiming accurately, very respectful!

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InfidelViking 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always go full Kyle.....

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Yoloist 21 points ago +21 / -0

This hits so close to home lolol... But the tears of triggered liberals is like crack.

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JoePCool14 31 points ago +31 / -0

My ex-gf would always tell me to stop talking about politics cause she thought Trump was too mean and "didn't like the rhetoric". Glad I don't have to worry about that anymore!

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DixMcCoy 8 points ago +8 / -0

spicy

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2Fangz 12 points ago +12 / -0

Same. I respond with an altered Sean Connery quote/impersonation from The Rock:

Being presidential? Losers always whine about being presidential. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Presidential is a fun word to say in a Sean Connery accent too.

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NewVoatAccountName 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun fact 1: The reason why the political position is called "President" is because it's supposed to be as meek and unassuming as a "President of the local Homeowners' Association". It's a job whose Constitutional requirements are "be a natural-born citizen of the USA" and "be over 35 years old".

Fun fact 2: In the 1800 Presidential election, only the second Presidential election after Washington fully retired, Thomas Jefferson and John Adams ran endless smear campaigns against each other. Here are some excerpts:

Jefferson's camp accused President Adams of having a "hideous hermaphroditical character, which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman." In return, Adams' men called Vice President Jefferson "a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father."

Sources:

  1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1800_United_States_presidential_election#Campaign
  2. https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/12487/adams-vs-jefferson-birth-negative-campaigning-us
  3. https://daily.jstor.org/first-ugly-election-america-1800/
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NewVoatAccountName 1 point ago +1 / -0

History repeats itself, so stop being such a faggot, bro.

-Thomas Jefferson, probably

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horsefacestorm 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've been messaging my cucked district attorney about this daily.

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Mr_Noh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kyle is a victim of malicious political p̶r̶o̶s̶e̶c̶u̶t̶i̶o̶n̶ persecution.

FTFY

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LittleBlackKat 12 points ago +12 / -0

ohhh yeah!

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RaginJake379 2 points ago +3 / -1

sky's the limit!

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Vondago 12 points ago +12 / -0

I just wonder if the right could have a peaceful protest similar to Antifas while we broke Kyle out of his false imprisonment? Burning, Looting, and murdering by the left seems to be completely tolerated in these Democratic party controlled $h!tholes today!

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Modus_Pwninz 11 points ago +12 / -1

Oooooooo yeeeeeeeah brother!

Whatcha gonna do when the Rittenhouse comes for you?

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InfidelViking 1 point ago +1 / -0

I read that in the voice of Mr. Poopybutthole....it was amazing....

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PepeHelicopterTours 4 points ago +5 / -1

PREACH BROTHER OOH YEAH

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Medtex1 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every damn time......my wife is afraid I'm gonna burn bridges with our complacent conservative friends.

I'm like...screw it, it's up to them!! I can't help it, I LOVE my Country!!

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Skygrrrl 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yay

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Indianapede 8 points ago +8 / -0

He should have gun/ammo sponsorships after this, NRA college tuition.

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dougkeenan 7 points ago +7 / -0

FREE KYLE

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Cyber1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

No matter how much the media tries, they cant stop the fact that Kyle is a new American folk hero, just like the Sky King

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwv7EZB6OrU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfPc6_Ak9dE

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DixMcCoy 1 point ago +1 / -0

They wanna try and pretend the new folk hero is St. Kirby or the most recent felon pedo or austere jogger.

The reality is the new American folk hero is Kyle Rittenhouse.

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befehlistbefehl 2 points ago +3 / -1

No he's right when he needs to be.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh yeah, Mean Gene.

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mightiest_m 5 points ago +5 / -0

Her: Babe please don't get political tonight.

Rosenbaum 4 shots later:

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YouKnowWhatItIs87 4 points ago +4 / -0

are we dating the same girl and are we the same person?

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MegoThor 4 points ago +4 / -0

Awwwww yeaaah, Antifa. I see ya, sneakin’ around in the dark, yeah. WELL LEMME TELL YA!!! If you think King Kyle is the only guy in the WWE willing to PROTECT THIS RING, yeeeeah, get ready for another beat-down! YEEEEAH!!!

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GerPlasma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hint: Get yourself a woman that agrees with you AND loves political humor.

You will not regret it, it may not be easy though, depending on the state you are in.

And if you are in California, may god be with you

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cbonez416 4 points ago +4 / -0

Thats me!!! Lol

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Man I loved Macho Man, Hulk Hogan and other WWF legends back in the day...and they usually had good messages like "don't do drugs" and "believe in yourself!"

Where are the role models today? Seems like the message is now "don't believe in yourself; especially if you're white" and "everyone should have sex with everything."

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G_regulator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Kyle Rittenhouse is the creeeeeem of the crop!

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LifeInsuranceCapital 3 points ago +3 / -0

The Legend of Kenosha deserves a meme without misusing our Lord's name.

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Indianapede 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spitting the troof!

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JimJordansJacket 3 points ago +4 / -1

Been there, done that....

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kek_saved_the_world 3 points ago +4 / -1

A FUCKING MEN... Give me 1000 Kyles and I will save this country

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Skygrrrl 1 point ago +1 / -0

“We’re looking for a few good men.”

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TruuthSeeker 2 points ago +2 / -0

This right here is why I started skipping social events. I avoid it but then I hear the nobody needs "machine" guns arguments.. just show them a video of Jerry Miculek unloading a revolver... Then shit hits the fan.

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Mr_Noh 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jerry is a mutant.

And I mean the Marvel Comics kind. His power is to will the bullet onto the target.

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Kekmanchoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

He's the cream of the CROP!!!

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SlumberBalu 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why can I hear this image? AMERICA FUCK YEAH INTENSIFIES

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Joe_Yuma 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need the Mega Powers back babyyy

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Side-o-Beef_Curtains 1 point ago +1 / -0

It requires zero alcohol to preach the virtue of blasting pedo commies in the crotch.

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stoneguy74 1 point ago +1 / -0

YEP👏👏👏👏👍👍😎🇺🇸💪

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Gryffinofgold 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m w you brother. I love that kid.

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AntiDefecationLeague 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why would you need alcohol to say this?

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HCQaddict 1 point ago +1 / -0

God loves Kyle.

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trumptrainct2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Kenosha Kyle!! 😂😂😂

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KeepOnKeepingOn 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hang out with your Kyle out!

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FireannDireach 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would it be in bad taste to have t-shirts like this made:

"I went to an Antifa protest and all I got is a sucking chest wound"

"I went to an Antifa protest and all I got was getting shot in the dick"

"I went to an Antifa protest and all I got was 3rd degree burns."

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Mr_Noh 1 point ago +1 / -0

Would it be in bad taste[...]

Of course not. Don't be silly.